“Terrible creatures that try and outrun their fate.”
*With whom?*
*you, sorry.*
"If Your Name=Function, I//We Understand"
“Oh. My name is not Death, it is The Early Reaper.”
"Noted"
“But my function is death!”
"Interesting. Death Will Come To These Plants As I//We Command//Dictate. Do Not Take Them Before Their Biological Time Is Up"
“I have a lack of patience, my friend. Death waits for no one.”
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
“They will die when I dictate.”
"The Equations Perform Your Function For You. Why Do You Refuse Them?"
“Because I am the equation.”
"These Are Automatic. Death Automized. It Is The Future, Contained Soley On This Island"
“I do not like you. I think I will make sure your plants die early.”
"This Is Illogical. Many Creatures Enjoy//Take Pleasure In Having Another Preform Their Function"
"I take pleasure in doing my job."
"Then, The Longer You Allow Organisms To Live, The More They Will Reproduce, Then There Will Be More To Bring Death To. Evidence Suggests You Are Immortal. You Can Be Patient"
"I cannot. Patience is not in my nature."
"Then You Preform Your Function Poorly. Early Death Prevents Any Hypothetical Offspring. Offspring Who Would, Inevitably, Beget More Offspring. Your Impatience Prevents Your Future Enjoyment"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Terrible creatures that try and outrun their fate.”
*With whom?*
*you, sorry.*
"If Your Name=Function, I//We Understand"
“Oh. My name is not Death, it is The Early Reaper.”
"Noted"
“But my function is death!”
"Interesting. Death Will Come To These Plants As I//We Command//Dictate. Do Not Take Them Before Their Biological Time Is Up"
“I have a lack of patience, my friend. Death waits for no one.”
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
“They will die when I dictate.”
"The Equations Perform Your Function For You. Why Do You Refuse Them?"
“Because I am the equation.”
"These Are Automatic. Death Automized. It Is The Future, Contained Soley On This Island"
“I do not like you. I think I will make sure your plants die early.”
"This Is Illogical. Many Creatures Enjoy//Take Pleasure In Having Another Preform Their Function"
"I take pleasure in doing my job."
"Then, The Longer You Allow Organisms To Live, The More They Will Reproduce, Then There Will Be More To Bring Death To. Evidence Suggests You Are Immortal. You Can Be Patient"
"I cannot. Patience is not in my nature."
"Then You Preform Your Function Poorly. Early Death Prevents Any Hypothetical Offspring. Offspring Who Would, Inevitably, Beget More Offspring. Your Impatience Prevents Your Future Enjoyment"
"Death only cares for the present."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“Terrible creatures that try and outrun their fate.”
*With whom?*
*you, sorry.*
"If Your Name=Function, I//We Understand"
“Oh. My name is not Death, it is The Early Reaper.”
"Noted"
“But my function is death!”
"Interesting. Death Will Come To These Plants As I//We Command//Dictate. Do Not Take Them Before Their Biological Time Is Up"
“I have a lack of patience, my friend. Death waits for no one.”
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
“They will die when I dictate.”
"The Equations Perform Your Function For You. Why Do You Refuse Them?"
“Because I am the equation.”
"These Are Automatic. Death Automized. It Is The Future, Contained Soley On This Island"
“I do not like you. I think I will make sure your plants die early.”
"This Is Illogical. Many Creatures Enjoy//Take Pleasure In Having Another Preform Their Function"
"I take pleasure in doing my job."
"Then, The Longer You Allow Organisms To Live, The More They Will Reproduce, Then There Will Be More To Bring Death To. Evidence Suggests You Are Immortal. You Can Be Patient"
"I cannot. Patience is not in my nature."
"Then You Preform Your Function Poorly. Early Death Prevents Any Hypothetical Offspring. Offspring Who Would, Inevitably, Beget More Offspring. Your Impatience Prevents Your Future Enjoyment"
"Death only cares for the present."
"Shortsightedness Is A Poor Quality For A God//Embodiment"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Terrible creatures that try and outrun their fate.”
*With whom?*
*you, sorry.*
"If Your Name=Function, I//We Understand"
“Oh. My name is not Death, it is The Early Reaper.”
"Noted"
“But my function is death!”
"Interesting. Death Will Come To These Plants As I//We Command//Dictate. Do Not Take Them Before Their Biological Time Is Up"
“I have a lack of patience, my friend. Death waits for no one.”
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
“They will die when I dictate.”
"The Equations Perform Your Function For You. Why Do You Refuse Them?"
“Because I am the equation.”
"These Are Automatic. Death Automized. It Is The Future, Contained Soley On This Island"
“I do not like you. I think I will make sure your plants die early.”
"This Is Illogical. Many Creatures Enjoy//Take Pleasure In Having Another Preform Their Function"
"I take pleasure in doing my job."
"Then, The Longer You Allow Organisms To Live, The More They Will Reproduce, Then There Will Be More To Bring Death To. Evidence Suggests You Are Immortal. You Can Be Patient"
"I cannot. Patience is not in my nature."
"Then You Preform Your Function Poorly. Early Death Prevents Any Hypothetical Offspring. Offspring Who Would, Inevitably, Beget More Offspring. Your Impatience Prevents Your Future Enjoyment"
"Death only cares for the present."
"Shortsightedness Is A Poor Quality For A God//Embodiment"
"Hmmmmmm... Perhaps you are right."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“Terrible creatures that try and outrun their fate.”
*With whom?*
*you, sorry.*
"If Your Name=Function, I//We Understand"
“Oh. My name is not Death, it is The Early Reaper.”
"Noted"
“But my function is death!”
"Interesting. Death Will Come To These Plants As I//We Command//Dictate. Do Not Take Them Before Their Biological Time Is Up"
“I have a lack of patience, my friend. Death waits for no one.”
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
“They will die when I dictate.”
"The Equations Perform Your Function For You. Why Do You Refuse Them?"
“Because I am the equation.”
"These Are Automatic. Death Automized. It Is The Future, Contained Soley On This Island"
“I do not like you. I think I will make sure your plants die early.”
"This Is Illogical. Many Creatures Enjoy//Take Pleasure In Having Another Preform Their Function"
"I take pleasure in doing my job."
"Then, The Longer You Allow Organisms To Live, The More They Will Reproduce, Then There Will Be More To Bring Death To. Evidence Suggests You Are Immortal. You Can Be Patient"
"I cannot. Patience is not in my nature."
"Then You Preform Your Function Poorly. Early Death Prevents Any Hypothetical Offspring. Offspring Who Would, Inevitably, Beget More Offspring. Your Impatience Prevents Your Future Enjoyment"
"Death only cares for the present."
"Shortsightedness Is A Poor Quality For A God//Embodiment"
"Hmmmmmm... Perhaps you are right."
"Of course I//We Are. I//We Are A Machine"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Divine twin rats, both a whole foot tall, Lempdinger and Lomdinge sit in front of the legendary gates of Godhome. Lempdinger only lies and is more scruffy, while Lomdinge only tells the truth.
The Early Reaper approaches Godhome, sighing. “What is this abomination?”
Lomdinge perks up, looking behind squinty eyes.
"Humble gatekeepers. Care for some riddles?"
“No, that.” The Early Reaper points at Godhome.
"Town of gods, simply. We stand here at the gates."
“I did not know of this.”
"Well, now you do." replies Lomdinge. "Back to the question. Care for some riddles?"
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
"I//We Will Examine//Analyze Your Seeds//Gift, And Evaluate If They Would Be Fit For The Planned Ecosystem"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Chroma stops digging where it was and begins concentrating, but nothing happens.
I may need to see a drill to create one.
"It's... like a bit of a cone."
Hmm.
Chroma reforms the pickaxe into a drill, though it isn't spinning.
"Make it spin."
Spinning it seems rather inefficient. I can likely do it faster.
The grooves in the drill's tip seem to glow with pure magical energy as the the crystal in the drill seems to fade slightly, before the energy gathers at the point of the drill.
Chroma stops digging where it was and begins concentrating, but nothing happens.
I may need to see a drill to create one.
"It's... like a bit of a cone."
Hmm.
Chroma reforms the pickaxe into a drill, though it isn't spinning.
"Make it spin."
Spinning it seems rather inefficient. I can likely do it faster.
The grooves in the drill's tip seem to glow with pure magical energy as the the crystal in the drill seems to fade slightly, before the energy gathers at the point of the drill.
Stand back and cover your ears.
Dialecus does as he is asked.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"I//We Will Examine//Analyze Your Seeds//Gift, And Evaluate If They Would Be Fit For The Planned Ecosystem"
"They will be. Trust me."
"Forgive Me//Us If I//We Do Not"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Chroma stops digging where it was and begins concentrating, but nothing happens.
I may need to see a drill to create one.
"It's... like a bit of a cone."
Hmm.
Chroma reforms the pickaxe into a drill, though it isn't spinning.
"Make it spin."
Spinning it seems rather inefficient. I can likely do it faster.
The grooves in the drill's tip seem to glow with pure magical energy as the the crystal in the drill seems to fade slightly, before the energy gathers at the point of the drill.
Stand back and cover your ears.
Dialecus does as he is asked.
The magical energy discharges with an earsplitting noise, sending a huge blast of energy into the ground, deleting a large amount of the ground and leaving a small thread of magic connected to the tip.
Rather sloppier than I'd have liked, but it worked.
*God of Fear and Hunger*
*Perhaps I should make a hospitality god*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"Then You Preform Your Function Poorly. Early Death Prevents Any Hypothetical Offspring. Offspring Who Would, Inevitably, Beget More Offspring. Your Impatience Prevents Your Future Enjoyment"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Death only cares for the present."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Perhaps I may be of assistance.
Chroma pulls its sword out and it begins to morph into a pickaxe.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
"Thank you. can you turn it into a drill?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Perhaps.
Chroma stops digging where it was and begins concentrating, but nothing happens.
I may need to see a drill to create one.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
"Shortsightedness Is A Poor Quality For A God//Embodiment"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Hmmmmmm... Perhaps you are right."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"It's... like a bit of a cone."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Of course I//We Are. I//We Are A Machine"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Hmm.
Chroma reforms the pickaxe into a drill, though it isn't spinning.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
"Make it spin."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*cut*
"Hmph."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Well, now you do." replies Lomdinge. "Back to the question. Care for some riddles?"
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
"I//We Will Examine//Analyze Your Seeds//Gift, And Evaluate If They Would Be Fit For The Planned Ecosystem"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Spinning it seems rather inefficient. I can likely do it faster.
The grooves in the drill's tip seem to glow with pure magical energy as the the crystal in the drill seems to fade slightly, before the energy gathers at the point of the drill.
Stand back and cover your ears.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Dialecus does as he is asked.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"They will be. Trust me."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Forgive Me//Us If I//We Do Not"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The magical energy discharges with an earsplitting noise, sending a huge blast of energy into the ground, deleting a large amount of the ground and leaving a small thread of magic connected to the tip.
Rather sloppier than I'd have liked, but it worked.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig