Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Divine twin rats, both a whole foot tall, Lempdinger and Lomdinge sit on logs on either side in front of the legendary stone brick gates of Tyr's Pass, a ravine travelled by only the most desperate, for it is filled with blood and rogues. Lempdinger only lies and is more scruffy with a missing eye, while Lomdinge only tells the truth and has squinty eyes. It has been known that to enter, one must answer and converse with them until they are worn out. Whoever wants entry can either find a cave passage and brave the beasts inside to get into Tyr's Pass, or confront them..
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Divine twin rats, both a whole foot tall, Lempdinger and Lomdinge sit on logs on either side in front of the legendary stone brick gates of Tyr's Pass, a ravine travelled by only the most desperate, for it is filled with blood and rogues. Lempdinger only lies and is more scruffy with a missing eye, while Lomdinge only tells the truth and has squinty eyes. It has been known that to enter, one must answer and converse with them until they are worn out. Whoever wants entry can either find a cave passage and brave the beasts inside to get into Tyr's Pass, or confront them..
Mausama goes over, curious about the rats. The winter is somehow more bitter around them.
Divine twin rats, both a whole foot tall, Lempdinger and Lomdinge sit on logs on either side in front of the legendary stone brick gates of Tyr's Pass, a ravine travelled by only the most desperate, for it is filled with blood and rogues. Lempdinger only lies and is more scruffy with a missing eye, while Lomdinge only tells the truth and has squinty eyes. It has been known that to enter, one must answer and converse with them until they are worn out. Whoever wants entry can either find a cave passage and brave the beasts inside to get into Tyr's Pass, or confront them..
Mausama goes over, curious about the rats. The winter is somehow more bitter around them.
Lomdinge looks up through squinty eyes at Mausama. "Hello, traveler. Fancy yourself some riddles with us? Or do you seek entry?"
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
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*hoi*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*ooooooh, I need to do that for Dialecus.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*Ok :3*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*How are y'all?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Henlo!*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Henlo! :3 Hru?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Anyone wanna RP?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*I will*
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
here's my guess who thread: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/231168-hysterical-chagrin-or-kinda-guess-who
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
here's my guess who thread: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/231168-hysterical-chagrin-or-kinda-guess-who
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Mausama goes over, curious about the rats. The winter is somehow more bitter around them.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Lomdinge looks up through squinty eyes at Mausama. "Hello, traveler. Fancy yourself some riddles with us? Or do you seek entry?"
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
here's my guess who thread: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/231168-hysterical-chagrin-or-kinda-guess-who
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.