i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
feuer says “this is the most money I ever had! We can afford a stay at a tavern, gets a warm meal, or new clothes!” She turns to geluk, and asks “how is the spell going?”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
feuer says “this is the most money I ever had! We can afford a stay at a tavern, gets a warm meal, or new clothes!” She turns to geluk, and asks “how is the spell going?”
BrainGeluk is still uttering stuff like orh’durr in coh’urt and juh’stiss and similar words
feuer says “this is the most money I ever had! We can afford a stay at a tavern, gets a warm meal, or new clothes!” She turns to geluk, and asks “how is the spell going?”
BrainGeluk is still uttering stuff like orh’durr in coh’urt and juh’stiss and similar words
*this is so stupid I’m laughing so hard rn*
*me too! I love how this is just became crazy in the best way possible!
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
feuer says “this is the most money I ever had! We can afford a stay at a tavern, gets a warm meal, or new clothes!” She turns to geluk, and asks “how is the spell going?”
BrainGeluk is still uttering stuff like orh’durr in coh’urt and juh’stiss and similar words
*this is so stupid I’m laughing so hard rn*
*me too! I love how this is just became crazy in the best way possible!
feuer says “this is the most money I ever had! We can afford a stay at a tavern, gets a warm meal, or new clothes!” She turns to geluk, and asks “how is the spell going?”
BrainGeluk is still uttering stuff like orh’durr in coh’urt and juh’stiss and similar words
*this is so stupid I’m laughing so hard rn*
*me too! I love how this is just became crazy in the best way possible!
*we’re so stupid*
“tahk’zashun…repre’zuntay-shun…”
Feuer is quiet for 30 seconds. The she says “so dose this spell take long?”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
feuer says “this is the most money I ever had! We can afford a stay at a tavern, gets a warm meal, or new clothes!” She turns to geluk, and asks “how is the spell going?”
BrainGeluk is still uttering stuff like orh’durr in coh’urt and juh’stiss and similar words
*this is so stupid I’m laughing so hard rn*
*me too! I love how this is just became crazy in the best way possible!
*we’re so stupid*
“tahk’zashun…repre’zuntay-shun…”
Feuer is quiet for 30 seconds. The she says “so dose this spell take long?”
“deh’t…stoo’dunt loh’nzz”
You received a telepathic message! Click to view in your browser!
”Subject: Spell Length”
”Yes, but it’s only a minute left or so, manipulating the financial world isn’t easy, you know.”
Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
feuer says “this is the most money I ever had! We can afford a stay at a tavern, gets a warm meal, or new clothes!” She turns to geluk, and asks “how is the spell going?”
BrainGeluk is still uttering stuff like orh’durr in coh’urt and juh’stiss and similar words
*this is so stupid I’m laughing so hard rn*
*me too! I love how this is just became crazy in the best way possible!
*we’re so stupid*
“tahk’zashun…repre’zuntay-shun…”
Feuer is quiet for 30 seconds. The she says “so dose this spell take long?”
“deh’t…stoo’dunt loh’nzz”
You received a telepathic message! Click to view in your browser!
”Subject: Spell Length”
”Yes, but it’s only a minute left or so, manipulating the financial world isn’t easy, you know.”
Feuer says “okay.” She sits down, and waits, fiddling with one of the ep coins.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
A bumbling old mage approaches, trips on a rock, falls on his face then a tree collapses on him. He gets out from under the tree but loses his pants, which get struck with lightning and incinerated.
”Hello good sir, I am Geluk, I must ask how you read so fast and comprehensively?”
The figure does not stop reading as the mage approaches, still blazing through the pages, even as he speaks. "I am a god. Not a too important god, but one none the less. I have had many lifetimes to acquire this skill. You seem to be at the end of your only lifetime, Mage Geluk. And you have lost your pants."
Geluk looks down, “Ah, I have,”
Geluk conjures a new pair of trousers, with bright orange and pink stripes.
Geluk’s gaze returns to you, “A god, hmmm? I have never heard of a god’s avatar being in a form such as yours, what are you known as, deity?”
"My name is Omi." he says simply, closing the book as gently as he holds it. It disipates into soft orange and red leaves, which the wind takes away "I am the Autumn god."
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Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on? Discord: _salems_lot_ "Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
feuer says “this is the most money I ever had! We can afford a stay at a tavern, gets a warm meal, or new clothes!” She turns to geluk, and asks “how is the spell going?”
BrainGeluk is still uttering stuff like orh’durr in coh’urt and juh’stiss and similar words
*this is so stupid I’m laughing so hard rn*
*me too! I love how this is just became crazy in the best way possible!
*we’re so stupid*
“tahk’zashun…repre’zuntay-shun…”
Feuer is quiet for 30 seconds. The she says “so dose this spell take long?”
“deh’t…stoo’dunt loh’nzz”
You received a telepathic message! Click to view in your browser!
”Subject: Spell Length”
”Yes, but it’s only a minute left or so, manipulating the financial world isn’t easy, you know.”
Feuer says “okay.” She sits down, and waits, fiddling with one of the ep coins.
*59 seconds later* ”…Teh’rhiffs…aha! It is done, I have sued the tavern-keep for 35,000 GP. I hope you’re charismatic in court because if we fail this it would be most grievous. The Court Portal will open for us when the testimonies are ready.”
BrainGeluk inadvertently transmits a telepathic feeling of regret and terror.
A bumbling old mage approaches, trips on a rock, falls on his face then a tree collapses on him. He gets out from under the tree but loses his pants, which get struck with lightning and incinerated.
”Hello good sir, I am Geluk, I must ask how you read so fast and comprehensively?”
The figure does not stop reading as the mage approaches, still blazing through the pages, even as he speaks. "I am a god. Not a too important god, but one none the less. I have had many lifetimes to acquire this skill. You seem to be at the end of your only lifetime, Mage Geluk. And you have lost your pants."
Geluk looks down, “Ah, I have,”
Geluk conjures a new pair of trousers, with bright orange and pink stripes.
Geluk’s gaze returns to you, “A god, hmmm? I have never heard of a god’s avatar being in a form such as yours, what are you known as, deity?”
"My name is Omi." he says simply, closing the book as gently as he holds it. It disipates into soft orange and red leaves, which the wind takes away "I am the Autumn god."
Geluk quizzically says, “Well, then I assume your appearance on this plane portents a potentially…hmmmm…world-changing event, perhaps?”
Geluk is still clearly impressed with you, considering he has never heard of your divine presence beforehand.
A bumbling old mage approaches, trips on a rock, falls on his face then a tree collapses on him. He gets out from under the tree but loses his pants, which get struck with lightning and incinerated.
”Hello good sir, I am Geluk, I must ask how you read so fast and comprehensively?”
The figure does not stop reading as the mage approaches, still blazing through the pages, even as he speaks. "I am a god. Not a too important god, but one none the less. I have had many lifetimes to acquire this skill. You seem to be at the end of your only lifetime, Mage Geluk. And you have lost your pants."
Geluk looks down, “Ah, I have,”
Geluk conjures a new pair of trousers, with bright orange and pink stripes.
Geluk’s gaze returns to you, “A god, hmmm? I have never heard of a god’s avatar being in a form such as yours, what are you known as, deity?”
"My name is Omi." he says simply, closing the book as gently as he holds it. It disipates into soft orange and red leaves, which the wind takes away "I am the Autumn god."
Geluk quizzically says, “Well, then I assume your appearance on this plane portents a potentially…hmmmm…world-changing event, perhaps?”
Geluk is still clearly impressed with you, considering he has never heard of your divine presence beforehand.
"I've always been on this plane, just not in plain sight. I own a portion of a city far from here, and that is my domain. Though, today, I am stretching my legs. Preparing for next Autumn. And what of you?"
Omi's eyes never leave Geluk's face, even as his head moves around
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Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on? Discord: _salems_lot_ "Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
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*this is embarrassing. i do not know how much is ep worth.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
1 EP = 0.5 GP
…and his brother loved worms.
So 419 EP = 209.5 GP
…and his brother loved worms.
feuer says “this is the most money I ever had! We can afford a stay at a tavern, gets a warm meal, or new clothes!” She turns to geluk, and asks “how is the spell going?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
BrainGeluk is still uttering stuff like orh’durr in coh’urt and juh’stiss and similar words
*this is so stupid I’m laughing so hard rn*
…and his brother loved worms.
*me too! I love how this is just became crazy in the best way possible!
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*we’re so stupid*
“tahk’zashun…repre’zuntay-shun…”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer is quiet for 30 seconds. The she says “so dose this spell take long?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
A small house has suddenly appeared in the woods
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
a small anvil is walking through the woods
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
A person walks out of the house
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
the anvil freezes
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
“deh’t…stoo’dunt loh’nzz”
You received a telepathic message! Click to view in your browser!
”Subject: Spell Length”
”Yes, but it’s only a minute left or so, manipulating the financial world isn’t easy, you know.”
…and his brother loved worms.
TOWL says "Is that you?"
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
"no me juzt anvill." the anvil shifts away slowly
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Feuer says “okay.” She sits down, and waits, fiddling with one of the ep coins.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
"My name is Omi." he says simply, closing the book as gently as he holds it. It disipates into soft orange and red leaves, which the wind takes away "I am the Autumn god."
Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on?
Discord: _salems_lot_
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad
My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
*59 seconds later*
”…Teh’rhiffs…aha! It is done, I have sued the tavern-keep for 35,000 GP. I hope you’re charismatic in court because if we fail this it would be most grievous. The Court Portal will open for us when the testimonies are ready.”
BrainGeluk inadvertently transmits a telepathic feeling of regret and terror.
…and his brother loved worms.
Geluk quizzically says, “Well, then I assume your appearance on this plane portents a potentially…hmmmm…world-changing event, perhaps?”
Geluk is still clearly impressed with you, considering he has never heard of your divine presence beforehand.
…and his brother loved worms.
"I've always been on this plane, just not in plain sight. I own a portion of a city far from here, and that is my domain. Though, today, I am stretching my legs. Preparing for next Autumn. And what of you?"
Omi's eyes never leave Geluk's face, even as his head moves around
Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on?
Discord: _salems_lot_
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad
My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet