A bumbling old mage approaches, trips on a rock, falls on his face then a tree collapses on him. He gets out from under the tree but loses his pants, which get struck with lightning and incinerated.
”Hello good sir, I am Geluk, I must ask how you read so fast and comprehensively?”
The figure does not stop reading as the mage approaches, still blazing through the pages, even as he speaks. "I am a god. Not a too important god, but one none the less. I have had many lifetimes to acquire this skill. You seem to be at the end of your only lifetime, Mage Geluk. And you have lost your pants."
Geluk looks down, “Ah, I have,”
Geluk conjures a new pair of trousers, with bright orange and pink stripes.
Geluk’s gaze returns to you, “A god, hmmm? I have never heard of a god’s avatar being in a form such as yours, what are you known as, deity?”
"My name is Omi." he says simply, closing the book as gently as he holds it. It disipates into soft orange and red leaves, which the wind takes away "I am the Autumn god."
Geluk quizzically says, “Well, then I assume your appearance on this plane portents a potentially…hmmmm…world-changing event, perhaps?”
Geluk is still clearly impressed with you, considering he has never heard of your divine presence beforehand.
"I've always been on this plane, just not in plain sight. I own a portion of a city far from here, and that is my domain. Though, today, I am stretching my legs. Preparing for next Autumn. And what of you?"
Omi's eyes never leave Geluk's face, even as his head moves around
Geluk nods, “Hrrrmmrrrmmmrm, interesting… I just happened to go for a stroll in the woods to forget my curse, well, try to forget…as I’m sure you know by now I have been cursed with eternal misfortune because my STUPID friend decided it was a GENIUS idea to raid the temple of an ancient luck deity.”
Geluk recovers after rambling and subsequently gets killed by a meteor, but is resurrected by a passing angel, who then flies into a tree, causing it to collapse on Geluk.
Geluk nods, “Hrrrmmrrrmmmrm, interesting… I just happened to go for a stroll in the woods to forget my curse, well, try to forget…as I’m sure you know by now I have been cursed with eternal misfortune because my STUPID friend decided it was a GENIUS idea to raid the temple of an ancient luck deity.”
Geluk recovers after rambling and subsequently gets killed by a meteor, but is resurrected by a passing angel, who then flies into a tree, causing it to collapse on Geluk.
So now he’s stuck under the tree.
"Gods. Finicky things." he says with a wolfish grin and a soft laugh afterward
"You are immortal. Interesting, interesting, interesting. Pray tell, what was the name of this God?"
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Geluk nods, “Hrrrmmrrrmmmrm, interesting… I just happened to go for a stroll in the woods to forget my curse, well, try to forget…as I’m sure you know by now I have been cursed with eternal misfortune because my STUPID friend decided it was a GENIUS idea to raid the temple of an ancient luck deity.”
Geluk recovers after rambling and subsequently gets killed by a meteor, but is resurrected by a passing angel, who then flies into a tree, causing it to collapse on Geluk.
So now he’s stuck under the tree.
"Gods. Finicky things." he says with a wolfish grin and a soft laugh afterward
"You are immortal. Interesting, interesting, interesting. Pray tell, what was the name of this God?"
Geluk’s eyes widen, “I’m nowhere near immortal, I assure, I’ve just happened to be resurrected 142 times in the past year whenever an unlucky mishap happens to kill me. If you stabbed me with a knife, then I’m sure I would stay dead.”
Geluk grumbulates in thought, “It’s been so long, I couldn’t possibly recall the deity’s name…perhaps it was…Fhor’toon?”
Geluk’s eyes widen, “I’m nowhere near immortal, I assure, I’ve just happened to be resurrected 142 times in the past year whenever an unlucky mishap happens to kill me. If you stabbed me with a knife, then I’m sure I would stay dead.”
Geluk grumbulates in thought, “It’s been so long, I couldn’t possibly recall the deity’s name…perhaps it was…Fhor’toon?”
"Fhor'toon..." he tastes the name, shaking his head, paws resting in his lap
"I would not know them. They are not of my cloth. I apologize. Had I known who, I could have bartered with them on your behalf. No matter."
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Geluk’s eyes widen, “I’m nowhere near immortal, I assure, I’ve just happened to be resurrected 142 times in the past year whenever an unlucky mishap happens to kill me. If you stabbed me with a knife, then I’m sure I would stay dead.”
Geluk grumbulates in thought, “It’s been so long, I couldn’t possibly recall the deity’s name…perhaps it was…Fhor’toon?”
"Fhor'toon..." he tastes the name, shaking his head, paws resting in his lap
"I would not know them. They are not of my cloth. I apologize. Had I known who, I could have bartered with them on your behalf. No matter."
Geluk’s eyes widen even more, “Why would you, a being of supreme power, barter for me, a being with a terrible gambling streak? I haven’t even, y'know, done anything interesting!”
Geluk grumbulates again, “I’m sure Fhor’toon is long dead now anyways…Also, can you move this tree? It’s kind of hurting my back a little.”
Geluk’s eyes widen, “I’m nowhere near immortal, I assure, I’ve just happened to be resurrected 142 times in the past year whenever an unlucky mishap happens to kill me. If you stabbed me with a knife, then I’m sure I would stay dead.”
Geluk grumbulates in thought, “It’s been so long, I couldn’t possibly recall the deity’s name…perhaps it was…Fhor’toon?”
"Fhor'toon..." he tastes the name, shaking his head, paws resting in his lap
"I would not know them. They are not of my cloth. I apologize. Had I known who, I could have bartered with them on your behalf. No matter."
Geluk’s eyes widen even more, “Why would you, a being of supreme power, barter for me, a being with a terrible gambling streak? I haven’t even, y'know, done anything interesting!”
Geluk grumbulates again, “I’m sure Fhor’toon is long dead now anyways…Also, can you move this tree? It’s kind of hurting my back a little.”
The tree rapidly withers away into essentially rotten sawdust at the request, no paws raised, no sign of movement in the kitsune's body to indicate he did something before it just... happens
"If your cursing God were of my kin, I'd have sway over them. If they were of my kin, they would certainly be alive. I know it."
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feuer says “this is the most money I ever had! We can afford a stay at a tavern, gets a warm meal, or new clothes!” She turns to geluk, and asks “how is the spell going?”
BrainGeluk is still uttering stuff like orh’durr in coh’urt and juh’stiss and similar words
*this is so stupid I’m laughing so hard rn*
*me too! I love how this is just became crazy in the best way possible!
*we’re so stupid*
“tahk’zashun…repre’zuntay-shun…”
Feuer is quiet for 30 seconds. The she says “so dose this spell take long?”
“deh’t…stoo’dunt loh’nzz”
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”Yes, but it’s only a minute left or so, manipulating the financial world isn’t easy, you know.”
Feuer says “okay.” She sits down, and waits, fiddling with one of the ep coins.
*59 seconds later* ”…Teh’rhiffs…aha! It is done, I have sued the tavern-keep for 35,000 GP. I hope you’re charismatic in court because if we fail this it would be most grievous. The Court Portal will open for us when the testimonies are ready.”
BrainGeluk inadvertently transmits a telepathic feeling of regret and terror.
“Maybe I should have chosen some one else to sue.” She says, with concern in their voice as feuer stands up. “Hey geluk, we should get something to eat.” She pauses. “I haven’t bean really ate any thing other than scraps in a while. Any idea on what we should get to eat?”
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“Maybe I should have chosen some one else to sue.” She stands up. “Hey geluk, we should get something to eat.” She pauses. “I haven’t bean really ate any thing other than scraps in a while. Any idea on what we should get to eat?”
“I don’t know what brains eat, but you can get whatever you want, I’m your familiar so technically I have to follow.”
BrainGeluk adds telepathically, “Be quick, court will be in session in about an hour.”
“Maybe I should have chosen some one else to sue.” She stands up. “Hey geluk, we should get something to eat.” She pauses. “I haven’t bean really ate any thing other than scraps in a while. Any idea on what we should get to eat?”
“I don’t know what brains eat, but you can get whatever you want, I’m your familiar so technically I have to follow.”
BrainGeluk adds telepathically, “Be quick, court will be in session in about an hour.”
I start walking to the tavern. When I get there I look at brain geluk. “Ready?”
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“Maybe I should have chosen some one else to sue.” She stands up. “Hey geluk, we should get something to eat.” She pauses. “I haven’t bean really ate any thing other than scraps in a while. Any idea on what we should get to eat?”
“I don’t know what brains eat, but you can get whatever you want, I’m your familiar so technically I have to follow.”
BrainGeluk adds telepathically, “Be quick, court will be in session in about an hour.”
I start walking to the tavern. When I get there I look at brain geluk. “Ready?”
BrainGeluk gulps (well he would’ve if brains had gullets) “Well, there’s no time like the present”
BrainGeluk scampers up you onto your shoulder, leaving a trail of brain slime on clothes, waiting for you to enter.
Geluk’s eyes widen, “I’m nowhere near immortal, I assure, I’ve just happened to be resurrected 142 times in the past year whenever an unlucky mishap happens to kill me. If you stabbed me with a knife, then I’m sure I would stay dead.”
Geluk grumbulates in thought, “It’s been so long, I couldn’t possibly recall the deity’s name…perhaps it was…Fhor’toon?”
"Fhor'toon..." he tastes the name, shaking his head, paws resting in his lap
"I would not know them. They are not of my cloth. I apologize. Had I known who, I could have bartered with them on your behalf. No matter."
Geluk’s eyes widen even more, “Why would you, a being of supreme power, barter for me, a being with a terrible gambling streak? I haven’t even, y'know, done anything interesting!”
Geluk grumbulates again, “I’m sure Fhor’toon is long dead now anyways…Also, can you move this tree? It’s kind of hurting my back a little.”
The tree rapidly withers away into essentially rotten sawdust at the request, no paws raised, no sign of movement in the kitsune's body to indicate he did something before it just... happens
"If your cursing God were of my kin, I'd have sway over them. If they were of my kin, they would certainly be alive. I know it."
*yello?*
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Geluk’s eyes widen, “I’m nowhere near immortal, I assure, I’ve just happened to be resurrected 142 times in the past year whenever an unlucky mishap happens to kill me. If you stabbed me with a knife, then I’m sure I would stay dead.”
Geluk grumbulates in thought, “It’s been so long, I couldn’t possibly recall the deity’s name…perhaps it was…Fhor’toon?”
"Fhor'toon..." he tastes the name, shaking his head, paws resting in his lap
"I would not know them. They are not of my cloth. I apologize. Had I known who, I could have bartered with them on your behalf. No matter."
Geluk’s eyes widen even more, “Why would you, a being of supreme power, barter for me, a being with a terrible gambling streak? I haven’t even, y'know, done anything interesting!”
Geluk grumbulates again, “I’m sure Fhor’toon is long dead now anyways…Also, can you move this tree? It’s kind of hurting my back a little.”
The tree rapidly withers away into essentially rotten sawdust at the request, no paws raised, no sign of movement in the kitsune's body to indicate he did something before it just... happens
"If your cursing God were of my kin, I'd have sway over them. If they were of my kin, they would certainly be alive. I know it."
*yello?*
*oh sorry* ”well, then could you perhaps, this is probably a big favor to ask but, could you alleviate me of my curse?”
Geluk sweats a little, which goes into his eye, which becomes sentient as a result and mauls his brain.
“Maybe I should have chosen some one else to sue.” She stands up. “Hey geluk, we should get something to eat.” She pauses. “I haven’t bean really ate any thing other than scraps in a while. Any idea on what we should get to eat?”
“I don’t know what brains eat, but you can get whatever you want, I’m your familiar so technically I have to follow.”
BrainGeluk adds telepathically, “Be quick, court will be in session in about an hour.”
I start walking to the tavern. When I get there I look at brain geluk. “Ready?”
BrainGeluk gulps (well he would’ve if brains had gullets) “Well, there’s no time like the present”
BrainGeluk scampers up you onto your shoulder, leaving a trail of brain slime on clothes, waiting for you to enter.
I open the door and walk up to the bar. I out 2 ep down, and say “I will like some food.”
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Geluk’s eyes widen, “I’m nowhere near immortal, I assure, I’ve just happened to be resurrected 142 times in the past year whenever an unlucky mishap happens to kill me. If you stabbed me with a knife, then I’m sure I would stay dead.”
Geluk grumbulates in thought, “It’s been so long, I couldn’t possibly recall the deity’s name…perhaps it was…Fhor’toon?”
"Fhor'toon..." he tastes the name, shaking his head, paws resting in his lap
"I would not know them. They are not of my cloth. I apologize. Had I known who, I could have bartered with them on your behalf. No matter."
Geluk’s eyes widen even more, “Why would you, a being of supreme power, barter for me, a being with a terrible gambling streak? I haven’t even, y'know, done anything interesting!”
Geluk grumbulates again, “I’m sure Fhor’toon is long dead now anyways…Also, can you move this tree? It’s kind of hurting my back a little.”
The tree rapidly withers away into essentially rotten sawdust at the request, no paws raised, no sign of movement in the kitsune's body to indicate he did something before it just... happens
"If your cursing God were of my kin, I'd have sway over them. If they were of my kin, they would certainly be alive. I know it."
*yello?*
*oh sorry* ”well, then could you perhaps, this is probably a big favor to ask but, could you alleviate me of my curse?”
Geluk sweats a little, which goes into his eye, which becomes sentient as a result and mauls his brain.
He is now dead.
"A shame. Rest well, spirit." Leaves fall from nearby trees and cover Geluk's corpse in it's entirety as Omi walks away, not hurt in the slightest by the death of the man
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“Maybe I should have chosen some one else to sue.” She stands up. “Hey geluk, we should get something to eat.” She pauses. “I haven’t bean really ate any thing other than scraps in a while. Any idea on what we should get to eat?”
“I don’t know what brains eat, but you can get whatever you want, I’m your familiar so technically I have to follow.”
BrainGeluk adds telepathically, “Be quick, court will be in session in about an hour.”
I start walking to the tavern. When I get there I look at brain geluk. “Ready?”
BrainGeluk gulps (well he would’ve if brains had gullets) “Well, there’s no time like the present”
BrainGeluk scampers up you onto your shoulder, leaving a trail of brain slime on clothes, waiting for you to enter.
I open the door and walk up to the bar. I out 2 ep down, and say “I will like some food.”
*surprised you didn’t react to the brain slime* Tavern-keep says, “Aye, just take the whole store, I’ve fallen under such a horrid lawsuit for ‘usage of advanced technology to commit mass arson upon orphanages.’ Alas, I’m terrible in front of an audience, so I may as well take the death penalty.”
“Maybe I should have chosen some one else to sue.” She stands up. “Hey geluk, we should get something to eat.” She pauses. “I haven’t bean really ate any thing other than scraps in a while. Any idea on what we should get to eat?”
“I don’t know what brains eat, but you can get whatever you want, I’m your familiar so technically I have to follow.”
BrainGeluk adds telepathically, “Be quick, court will be in session in about an hour.”
I start walking to the tavern. When I get there I look at brain geluk. “Ready?”
BrainGeluk gulps (well he would’ve if brains had gullets) “Well, there’s no time like the present”
BrainGeluk scampers up you onto your shoulder, leaving a trail of brain slime on clothes, waiting for you to enter.
I open the door and walk up to the bar. I out 2 ep down, and say “I will like some food.”
*surprised you didn’t react to the brain slime* Tavern-keep says, “Aye, just take the whole store, I’ve fallen under such a horrid lawsuit for ‘usage of advanced technology to commit mass arson upon orphanages.’ Alas, I’m terrible in front of an audience, so I may as well take the death penalty.”
BrainGeluk mutters, “dang now I feel bad.”
Feuer gasps. “Like the whole store? As in I own it?” feuer telepathically says to brain geluk “I think I might skip going to the trial.”
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There has been a rumor spreading in town. The prince of a neighboring kingdom is coming, coming to scout out territory that may soon be his. Prince Nova Aurelius has been known for being ruthless just like the rest of his family line, some believe he will murder his father to gain the crown like his father did to his father. But today, the prince is coming.
A simple carriage rides through the countryside, led by two horses, one black as night, one white as snow. Coughing sounds echo from within the carriage, and someone is bundled up tightly. The horses seem to be sentient-nobody is driving them.
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Geluk nods, “Hrrrmmrrrmmmrm, interesting… I just happened to go for a stroll in the woods to forget my curse, well, try to forget…as I’m sure you know by now I have been cursed with eternal misfortune because my STUPID friend decided it was a GENIUS idea to raid the temple of an ancient luck deity.”
Geluk recovers after rambling and subsequently gets killed by a meteor, but is resurrected by a passing angel, who then flies into a tree, causing it to collapse on Geluk.
So now he’s stuck under the tree.
…and his brother loved worms.
"Gods. Finicky things." he says with a wolfish grin and a soft laugh afterward
"You are immortal. Interesting, interesting, interesting. Pray tell, what was the name of this God?"
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Geluk’s eyes widen, “I’m nowhere near immortal, I assure, I’ve just happened to be resurrected 142 times in the past year whenever an unlucky mishap happens to kill me. If you stabbed me with a knife, then I’m sure I would stay dead.”
Geluk grumbulates in thought, “It’s been so long, I couldn’t possibly recall the deity’s name…perhaps it was…Fhor’toon?”
…and his brother loved worms.
"Fhor'toon..." he tastes the name, shaking his head, paws resting in his lap
"I would not know them. They are not of my cloth. I apologize. Had I known who, I could have bartered with them on your behalf. No matter."
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Geluk’s eyes widen even more, “Why would you, a being of supreme power, barter for me, a being with a terrible gambling streak? I haven’t even, y'know, done anything interesting!”
Geluk grumbulates again, “I’m sure Fhor’toon is long dead now anyways…Also, can you move this tree? It’s kind of hurting my back a little.”
…and his brother loved worms.
The tree rapidly withers away into essentially rotten sawdust at the request, no paws raised, no sign of movement in the kitsune's body to indicate he did something before it just... happens
"If your cursing God were of my kin, I'd have sway over them. If they were of my kin, they would certainly be alive. I know it."
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“Maybe I should have chosen some one else to sue.” She says, with concern in their voice as feuer stands up. “Hey geluk, we should get something to eat.” She pauses. “I haven’t bean really ate any thing other than scraps in a while. Any idea on what we should get to eat?”
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“I don’t know what brains eat, but you can get whatever you want, I’m your familiar so technically I have to follow.”
BrainGeluk adds telepathically, “Be quick, court will be in session in about an hour.”
…and his brother loved worms.
I start walking to the tavern. When I get there I look at brain geluk. “Ready?”
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BrainGeluk gulps (well he would’ve if brains had gullets) “Well, there’s no time like the present”
BrainGeluk scampers up you onto your shoulder, leaving a trail of brain slime on clothes, waiting for you to enter.
…and his brother loved worms.
*yello?*
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*oh sorry*
”well, then could you perhaps, this is probably a big favor to ask but, could you alleviate me of my curse?”
Geluk sweats a little, which goes into his eye, which becomes sentient as a result and mauls his brain.
He is now dead.
…and his brother loved worms.
I open the door and walk up to the bar. I out 2 ep down, and say “I will like some food.”
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"A shame. Rest well, spirit." Leaves fall from nearby trees and cover Geluk's corpse in it's entirety as Omi walks away, not hurt in the slightest by the death of the man
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My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad
My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
*surprised you didn’t react to the brain slime*
Tavern-keep says, “Aye, just take the whole store, I’ve fallen under such a horrid lawsuit for ‘usage of advanced technology to commit mass arson upon orphanages.’ Alas, I’m terrible in front of an audience, so I may as well take the death penalty.”
BrainGeluk mutters, “dang now I feel bad.”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer gasps. “Like the whole store? As in I own it?”
feuer telepathically says to brain geluk “I think I might skip going to the trial.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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BrainGeluk says, “wow your heartless” (hmmm hypocrisy).
BrainGeluk also says, “the spell has been cast, you can’t choose our fate, the judge and jury do now.”
The faintest shimmers of a portal flicker to your left.
…and his brother loved worms.
Before I go threw the portal I say “thank you for the store… see you in court.”
i telepathicly tell geluk “I should have just not looted your body. What was I thinking! I can’t handle the fines!”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“As long as we play it chill on the podium, we will win 35 THOUSAND gold pieces! DI YOU KNOW WHAT THAT COULD BUY!?!?”
”Hide me in your bag, and I will tell you what to say if you’re lost, ok? I’m 100% brainpower (technically) so I think we will be ok.”
…and his brother loved worms.
There has been a rumor spreading in town. The prince of a neighboring kingdom is coming, coming to scout out territory that may soon be his. Prince Nova Aurelius has been known for being ruthless just like the rest of his family line, some believe he will murder his father to gain the crown like his father did to his father. But today, the prince is coming.
A simple carriage rides through the countryside, led by two horses, one black as night, one white as snow. Coughing sounds echo from within the carriage, and someone is bundled up tightly. The horses seem to be sentient-nobody is driving them.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!