i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
BrainGeluk crawls out of the bag and says, “Yeah your going to need a new bag, I didn’t know brains also needed to…ahhh…deposit waste material.”
”we don’t have the money yet, we need to travel to Eldoria and find the Lion’s Pride Inn and Tavern, it’s owned by a friend of a friend of mine.”
feuer says "we can travel there tomarrow morning. but first i need something to eat."
BrainGeluk says, “you have some extra electrum left, right? Just put me back in the bag. Wait, actually…I’ll just crawl on your shoulder.”
Feuer says “we own the tavern now. It must have some food in the back.” Feuer opens the tavern doors. Inside is bear, potatoes, and other food. *how did I just realize what geluk meant when he said he didn’t know brains have waste deposit
*lol idk we’re kinda doofus* *also why is there bear in the back* ”Yes, but we need to find the Lion’s Pride quickly if we want our 35 chunks.”
Feuer grabs a sack of potatoes. “I know. I think we have enough ep to get a carriage to the lion’s pride?” *i meant to say beer but atuo correct got in the way.
*lol ik* ”We don’t need a carriage, what we need…is a milk dragon!”
BrainGeluk whistles a tune eerily similar to “Never Gonna Give You Up” and you immediately hear the roar of a dragon in the distance.
“What?” Feuer says, mouth full of potato. Feuer runs out of the tavern. “Could you have given me a warning before doing it?”
“NOPE!”
A creamy white dragon that isn’t a white dragon swoops down and says, “Ya need a ride? I’m Rick.”
BrainGeluk crawls out of the bag and says, “Yeah your going to need a new bag, I didn’t know brains also needed to…ahhh…deposit waste material.”
”we don’t have the money yet, we need to travel to Eldoria and find the Lion’s Pride Inn and Tavern, it’s owned by a friend of a friend of mine.”
feuer says "we can travel there tomarrow morning. but first i need something to eat."
BrainGeluk says, “you have some extra electrum left, right? Just put me back in the bag. Wait, actually…I’ll just crawl on your shoulder.”
Feuer says “we own the tavern now. It must have some food in the back.” Feuer opens the tavern doors. Inside is bear, potatoes, and other food. *how did I just realize what geluk meant when he said he didn’t know brains have waste deposit
*lol idk we’re kinda doofus* *also why is there bear in the back* ”Yes, but we need to find the Lion’s Pride quickly if we want our 35 chunks.”
Feuer grabs a sack of potatoes. “I know. I think we have enough ep to get a carriage to the lion’s pride?” *i meant to say beer but atuo correct got in the way.
*lol ik* ”We don’t need a carriage, what we need…is a milk dragon!”
BrainGeluk whistles a tune eerily similar to “Never Gonna Give You Up” and you immediately hear the roar of a dragon in the distance.
“What?” Feuer says, mouth full of potato. Feuer runs out of the tavern. “Could you have given me a warning before doing it?”
“NOPE!”
A creamy white dragon that isn’t a white dragon swoops down and says, “Ya need a ride? I’m Rick.”
Feuer says in a startled voice “hi Rick. We need a ride to the lions pride tavern.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Feuer says in a startled voice “hi Rick. We need a ride to the lions pride tavern.”
Rick says, “heh heh, sure thing sweet cakes.” He squnters(?) down to allow you on his back.
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “Yeah, all milk dragons are like this.”
Feuer gets on his back. Feuer telepathically tells geluk “I don’t trust Rick. We’re sure this is safe?”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
a elf, with a red cloak and hood comes up. he looks like he was in an fight, his chin bleeding from a scratch.
The person, is facing the other way, seems completely at ease
the red hooded elf says "help me..."
"With what?"
“I don’t know.” The elf walks infront of the person. “Any thing you have that could help me.” *may I try to steal something from you
*You won't succeed*
"Anything?"
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Feuer says in a startled voice “hi Rick. We need a ride to the lions pride tavern.”
Rick says, “heh heh, sure thing sweet cakes.” He squnters(?) down to allow you on his back.
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “Yeah, all milk dragons are like this.”
Feuer gets on his back. Feuer telepathically tells geluk “I don’t trust Rick. We’re sure this is safe?”
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “Trust him, they are beings of pure good, despite how zesty they are”
Rick says, “Alright, honey, welcome aboard the one-way express to Eldoria!”
Rick stretches his wings, and takes off at Mach 23 speeds (ish)
As feuer grips on to the dragon, she telepathically says “eldoria? I thought we needed to go to the lions pride? Where is he taking us.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Feuer says in a startled voice “hi Rick. We need a ride to the lions pride tavern.”
Rick says, “heh heh, sure thing sweet cakes.” He squnters(?) down to allow you on his back.
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “Yeah, all milk dragons are like this.”
Feuer gets on his back. Feuer telepathically tells geluk “I don’t trust Rick. We’re sure this is safe?”
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “Trust him, they are beings of pure good, despite how zesty they are”
Rick says, “Alright, honey, welcome aboard the one-way express to Eldoria!”
Rick stretches his wings, and takes off at Mach 23 speeds (ish)
As feuer grips on to the dragon, she telepathically says “eldoria? I thought we needed to go to the lions pride? Where is he taking us.”
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “The lions pride is in Eldoria, dingus.”
Rick, during his flight, says, “So sweetie-pie, ya like jazz?”
“Jazz? What is that?” Feuer asks. she telepathically says to geluk “before you ask how I don’t know what that is, I spent most of my life a prisoner in the abyss.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Feuer says in a startled voice “hi Rick. We need a ride to the lions pride tavern.”
Rick says, “heh heh, sure thing sweet cakes.” He squnters(?) down to allow you on his back.
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “Yeah, all milk dragons are like this.”
Feuer gets on his back. Feuer telepathically tells geluk “I don’t trust Rick. We’re sure this is safe?”
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “Trust him, they are beings of pure good, despite how zesty they are”
Rick says, “Alright, honey, welcome aboard the one-way express to Eldoria!”
Rick stretches his wings, and takes off at Mach 23 speeds (ish)
As feuer grips on to the dragon, she telepathically says “eldoria? I thought we needed to go to the lions pride? Where is he taking us.”
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “The lions pride is in Eldoria, dingus.”
Rick, during his flight, says, “So sweetie-pie, ya like jazz?”
“Jazz? What is that?” Feuer asks. she telepathically says to geluk “before you ask how I don’t know what that is, I spent most of my life a prisoner in the abyss.”
*ahh lore drop about my back story
*sorry I was gone for ages, I’d like to continue this journey though it’s so funny.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“I don’t know.” The elf walks infront of the person. “Any thing you have that could help me.”
*may I try to steal something from you
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*you guys are hilariously funny*
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
“NOPE!”
A creamy white dragon that isn’t a white dragon swoops down and says, “Ya need a ride? I’m Rick.”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer says in a startled voice “hi Rick. We need a ride to the lions pride tavern.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Rick says, “heh heh, sure thing sweet cakes.” He squnters(?) down to allow you on his back.
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “Yeah, all milk dragons are like this.”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer gets on his back. Feuer telepathically tells geluk “I don’t trust Rick. We’re sure this is safe?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*You won't succeed*
"Anything?"
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “Trust him, they are beings of pure good, despite how zesty they are”
Rick says, “Alright, honey, welcome aboard the one-way express to Eldoria!”
Rick stretches his wings, and takes off at Mach 23 speeds (ish)
…and his brother loved worms.
As feuer grips on to the dragon, she telepathically says “eldoria? I thought we needed to go to the lions pride? Where is he taking us.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
BrainGeluk telepathicates to you, “The lions pride is in Eldoria, dingus.”
Rick, during his flight, says, “So sweetie-pie, ya like jazz?”
…and his brother loved worms.
“Jazz? What is that?” Feuer asks. she telepathically says to geluk “before you ask how I don’t know what that is, I spent most of my life a prisoner in the abyss.”
*ahh lore drop about my back story
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*any one want to pvp?
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*sorry I was gone for ages, I’d like to continue this journey though it’s so funny.”
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “Just say yes
…and his brother loved worms.
*it’s okay
feuer says “umm… sure?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*Hey M0ssa!*
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
*hey. Want to role play?
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*I would like to, if that's an open offer*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*yes! Do you want to start?
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO