Aslan smiles and sticks out a paw to shake, “A pleasure to meet ya!”
He leans in and says lightly, “I’m assuming you convinced him to pay off his gargantuan tab, right? At least, that’s what the 30,000 GP delivery guy told me.”
Feuer looks shocked. “Geluk never gold me he was in debt.” she pauses and then says telepathically “geluk, did you have an anterior motive to creating a law suit?”
Geluk looks confused (for a brain with legs), “D-debt? What are you talking about, the drinks don’t cost money! You just say ‘put it on my tab’ and the government pays for it right?”
Aslan smiles and sticks out a paw to shake, “A pleasure to meet ya!”
He leans in and says lightly, “I’m assuming you convinced him to pay off his gargantuan tab, right? At least, that’s what the 30,000 GP delivery guy told me.”
Feuer looks shocked. “Geluk never gold me he was in debt.” she pauses and then says telepathically “geluk, did you have an anterior motive to creating a law suit?”
Geluk looks confused (for a brain with legs), “D-debt? What are you talking about, the drinks don’t cost money! You just say ‘put it on my tab’ and the government pays for it right?”
The whole bar is silent.
”…right?”
feuer sighs. "no geluk. you need to pay for it. and the money we won from the court case... should be enough to cover it." *oh my. I was prepared for alot, but not this. And I couldn’t be happier
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
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Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling.
Aslan smiles and sticks out a paw to shake, “A pleasure to meet ya!”
He leans in and says lightly, “I’m assuming you convinced him to pay off his gargantuan tab, right? At least, that’s what the 30,000 GP delivery guy told me.”
Feuer looks shocked. “Geluk never gold me he was in debt.” she pauses and then says telepathically “geluk, did you have an anterior motive to creating a law suit?”
Geluk looks confused (for a brain with legs), “D-debt? What are you talking about, the drinks don’t cost money! You just say ‘put it on my tab’ and the government pays for it right?”
The whole bar is silent.
”…right?”
feuer sighs. "no geluk. you need to pay for it. and the money we won from the court case... should be enough to cover it." *oh my. I was prepared for alot, but not this. And I couldn’t be happier
*i dont even know what im doing at this point but im laughing so...* Geluk looks even more concerned (for a brain with legs), "wait, so the money we just won from the case was used to pay off a tab that i didnt even need to pay off?!?!"
Aslan says, "yeap!"
Geluk then says, "WHAT THE F***!!! I NEEDED THAT MONEY! WE NEEDED THAT MONEY! arrrrrgggghhhhhh...im suing this place."
Aslan smiles and sticks out a paw to shake, “A pleasure to meet ya!”
He leans in and says lightly, “I’m assuming you convinced him to pay off his gargantuan tab, right? At least, that’s what the 30,000 GP delivery guy told me.”
Feuer looks shocked. “Geluk never gold me he was in debt.” she pauses and then says telepathically “geluk, did you have an anterior motive to creating a law suit?”
Geluk looks confused (for a brain with legs), “D-debt? What are you talking about, the drinks don’t cost money! You just say ‘put it on my tab’ and the government pays for it right?”
The whole bar is silent.
”…right?”
feuer sighs. "no geluk. you need to pay for it. and the money we won from the court case... should be enough to cover it." *oh my. I was prepared for alot, but not this. And I couldn’t be happier
*i dont even know what im doing at this point but im laughing so...* Geluk looks even more concerned (for a brain with legs), "wait, so the monehy we just won from the case was used to pay off a tab that i didnt even need to pay off?!?!"
Aslan says, "yeap!"
Geluk then says, "WHAT THE F***!!! I NEEDED THAT MONEY! WE NEEDED THAT MONEY! arrrrrgggghhhhhh...im suing this place."
feuer looks defeated. "geluk, suing this place will just get us in more trouble. i have 6 copper and 200 gold. we could use that to run the tavern and make money." she sighs. "who am i kidding, that won't work with our luck."
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Aslan smiles and sticks out a paw to shake, “A pleasure to meet ya!”
He leans in and says lightly, “I’m assuming you convinced him to pay off his gargantuan tab, right? At least, that’s what the 30,000 GP delivery guy told me.”
Feuer looks shocked. “Geluk never gold me he was in debt.” she pauses and then says telepathically “geluk, did you have an anterior motive to creating a law suit?”
Geluk looks confused (for a brain with legs), “D-debt? What are you talking about, the drinks don’t cost money! You just say ‘put it on my tab’ and the government pays for it right?”
The whole bar is silent.
”…right?”
feuer sighs. "no geluk. you need to pay for it. and the money we won from the court case... should be enough to cover it." *oh my. I was prepared for alot, but not this. And I couldn’t be happier
*i dont even know what im doing at this point but im laughing so...* Geluk looks even more concerned (for a brain with legs), "wait, so the monehy we just won from the case was used to pay off a tab that i didnt even need to pay off?!?!"
Aslan says, "yeap!"
Geluk then says, "WHAT THE F***!!! I NEEDED THAT MONEY! WE NEEDED THAT MONEY! arrrrrgggghhhhhh...im suing this place."
feuer looks defeated. "geluk, suing this place will just get us in more trouble. i have 6 copper and 200 gold. we could use that to run the tavern and make money." she sighs. "who am i kidding, that won't work with our luck."
Geluk says, “well we have to take care of our misfortune first, I say we build a shrine to a luck deity!”
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Geluk looks confused (for a brain with legs), “D-debt? What are you talking about, the drinks don’t cost money! You just say ‘put it on my tab’ and the government pays for it right?”
The whole bar is silent.
”…right?”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
feuer sighs. "no geluk. you need to pay for it. and the money we won from the court case... should be enough to cover it."
*oh my. I was prepared for alot, but not this. And I couldn’t be happier
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre.
*i dont even know what im doing at this point but im laughing so...*
Geluk looks even more concerned (for a brain with legs), "wait, so the money we just won from the case was used to pay off a tab that i didnt even need to pay off?!?!"
Aslan says, "yeap!"
Geluk then says, "WHAT THE F***!!! I NEEDED THAT MONEY! WE NEEDED THAT MONEY! arrrrrgggghhhhhh...im suing this place."
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
feuer looks defeated. "geluk, suing this place will just get us in more trouble. i have 6 copper and 200 gold. we could use that to run the tavern and make money." she sighs. "who am i kidding, that won't work with our luck."
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Geluk says, “well we have to take care of our misfortune first, I say we build a shrine to a luck deity!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO