Because it is!

I only like 3 Taylor Swift songs, and hate every single other one

Because Taylor Swift only had 3 good songs.

I have a probably severe obsession with crustaceans, especially lobsters.

Because they're delicious. Um! Actually! *other fretting valley-girl sounds*

I continually wonder if the Many-Worlds Theory is real, and thus wonder if infinite versions of myself are viewing infinite different versions of this post.

Because you think deep, deeper, yet deeper.

I like crustaceans not just because of their flavor, but because there’s something so downright f**king adorable about crabs and lobsters that I can’t stand.

Because you love crustaceans.

I have an obsession with Mythology. Greek, Roman, Norse, Egyptian, Hindu, Korean, Japanese, Filipino, Mexican… you get the idea. I can name most of the gods in most pantheons, I know a lot of the traditional stories, etc.

Because the stories of the old are way more fascinating than “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce” (I test you: name one of the sons of Shiva)

I think of refried beans as “bean jelly”

(Ganesha)

Because that is exactly what they are

I have spent over 5,000 dollars in my life on Lego sets (not all mine, mostly my parents, but I myself have spent at least 1500 dollars)

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(Ganesha)

Because that is exactly what they are

I have spent over 5,000 dollars in my life on Lego sets (not all mine, mostly my parents, but I myself have spent at least 1500 dollars)

 (Nice, you do know what you’re talking about! r e s p e c t.)

because LEGOs are cool.

I purposely stepped barefoot on a d4 just to see if it was worse than a LEGO. It was.

Because you have a high endurance for pain, and wanted to test it.

I have read almost every Rick Riordan Presents book, except the weird ones (my favourites are Aru Shah, Dragon Pearl, and Sal & Gabi). This is how I built my knowledge of international mythology. Go, Rick Riordan!

Because Rick Riordan is an amazing author. He’s flat out just good at his job.

I quite literally eat like a goat. Mostly lettuce and cabbage with some unedibles and other vegetables. (This is true)

Because it’s all tasty, and you want to eat all of it.

I absolutely love pepperoni pizza. Like, I will eat 4-7 slices at a time. And not small slices, either.

Because you’re hungry, and where better to turn than the OG of pizzas? (and who doesn’t?)

I think I’m hilarious, so I continue to repeat jokes that I’ve told for years. (as well as continuing certain Gen-A trends into 2026…7?)

Because you are very funny!

I will reread books dozens of times in a row before reading a new book

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Because you are very funny!

I will reread books dozens of times in a row before reading a new book

Because you’re trying to monotonize your mind to protect yourself against those WoTC illithids that totally didn’t explicitly state their mind-flaying tendencies in that one disclaimer from 2014 rules.

I like to tie my hair in the shower. Nowhere else, and the shower must be on.

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Because you are very funny!

I will reread books dozens of times in a row before reading a new book

Because you’re trying to monotonize your mind to protect yourself against those WoTC illithids that totally didn’t explicitly state their mind-flaying tendencies in that one disclaimer from 2014 rules.

I like to tie my hair in the shower. Nowhere else, and the shower must be on.

 Because it's easier to do like that! I think!

I create playlists and never actually listen to them, I just listen to the songs in them individually.

Because you’re thinking of the day that you’ll have time to listen to all of them!

I run everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Like, EVERYWHERE EVERYWHERE.

To explore nature!

I always have a song stuck in my head, and I will often tap to the rhythm of it, to the annoyance of everyone around me

‘Cause you’re developing your musical abilities!

I spent so much time finding a free sleep app, and now try everything I can to not get to sleep.

Because you want to post on DDB with your friends (nice pfp, by the way!)

I will try to start homework I know I can't finish.

Cuz I need to make my parents proud!

I eat the left eyeball of every person who disrespects my salted chips on a friday after I cook sweet potato medallions.