Because they're delicious. Um! Actually! *other fretting valley-girl sounds*
I continually wonder if the Many-Worlds Theory is real, and thus wonder if infinite versions of myself are viewing infinite different versions of this post.
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I like crustaceans not just because of their flavor, but because there’s something so downright f**king adorable about crabs and lobsters that I can’t stand.
I have an obsession with Mythology. Greek, Roman, Norse, Egyptian, Hindu, Korean, Japanese, Filipino, Mexican… you get the idea. I can name most of the gods in most pantheons, I know a lot of the traditional stories, etc.
Because you have a high endurance for pain, and wanted to test it.
I have read almost every Rick Riordan Presents book, except the weird ones (my favourites are Aru Shah, Dragon Pearl, and Sal & Gabi). This is how I built my knowledge of international mythology. Go, Rick Riordan!
Because you’re hungry, and where better to turn than the OG of pizzas? (and who doesn’t?)
I think I’m hilarious, so I continue to repeat jokes that I’ve told for years. (as well as continuing certain Gen-A trends into 2026…7?)
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I will reread books dozens of times in a row before reading a new book
Because you’re trying to monotonize your mind to protect yourself against those WoTC illithids that totally didn’t explicitly state their mind-flaying tendencies in that one disclaimer from 2014 rules.
I like to tie my hair in the shower. Nowhere else, and the shower must be on.
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
I will reread books dozens of times in a row before reading a new book
Because you’re trying to monotonize your mind to protect yourself against those WoTC illithids that totally didn’t explicitly state their mind-flaying tendencies in that one disclaimer from 2014 rules.
I like to tie my hair in the shower. Nowhere else, and the shower must be on.
Because it's easier to do like that! I think!
I create playlists and never actually listen to them, I just listen to the songs in them individually.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Because you’re thinking of the day that you’ll have time to listen to all of them!
I run everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Like, EVERYWHERE EVERYWHERE.
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I spent so much time finding a free sleep app, and now try everything I can to not get to sleep.
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Because it is!
I only like 3 Taylor Swift songs, and hate every single other one
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Because Taylor Swift only had 3 good songs.
I have a probably severe obsession with crustaceans, especially lobsters.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Because they're delicious. Um! Actually! *other fretting valley-girl sounds*
I continually wonder if the Many-Worlds Theory is real, and thus wonder if infinite versions of myself are viewing infinite different versions of this post.
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
Because you think deep, deeper, yet deeper.
I like crustaceans not just because of their flavor, but because there’s something so downright f**king adorable about crabs and lobsters that I can’t stand.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Because you love crustaceans.
I have an obsession with Mythology. Greek, Roman, Norse, Egyptian, Hindu, Korean, Japanese, Filipino, Mexican… you get the idea. I can name most of the gods in most pantheons, I know a lot of the traditional stories, etc.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Because the stories of the old are way more fascinating than “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce” (I test you: name one of the sons of Shiva)
I think of refried beans as “bean jelly”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
(Ganesha)
Because that is exactly what they are
I have spent over 5,000 dollars in my life on Lego sets (not all mine, mostly my parents, but I myself have spent at least 1500 dollars)
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
(Nice, you do know what you’re talking about! r e s p e c t.)
because LEGOs are cool.
I purposely stepped barefoot on a d4 just to see if it was worse than a LEGO. It was.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Because you have a high endurance for pain, and wanted to test it.
I have read almost every Rick Riordan Presents book, except the weird ones (my favourites are Aru Shah, Dragon Pearl, and Sal & Gabi). This is how I built my knowledge of international mythology. Go, Rick Riordan!
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Because Rick Riordan is an amazing author. He’s flat out just good at his job.
I quite literally eat like a goat. Mostly lettuce and cabbage with some unedibles and other vegetables. (This is true)
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Because it’s all tasty, and you want to eat all of it.
I absolutely love pepperoni pizza. Like, I will eat 4-7 slices at a time. And not small slices, either.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Because you’re hungry, and where better to turn than the OG of pizzas? (and who doesn’t?)
I think I’m hilarious, so I continue to repeat jokes that I’ve told for years. (as well as continuing certain Gen-A trends into 2026…7?)
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
Because you are very funny!
I will reread books dozens of times in a row before reading a new book
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Because you’re trying to monotonize your mind to protect yourself against those WoTC illithids that totally didn’t explicitly state their mind-flaying tendencies in that one disclaimer from 2014 rules.
I like to tie my hair in the shower. Nowhere else, and the shower must be on.
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
Because it's easier to do like that! I think!
I create playlists and never actually listen to them, I just listen to the songs in them individually.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Because you’re thinking of the day that you’ll have time to listen to all of them!
I run everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Like, EVERYWHERE EVERYWHERE.
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
To explore nature!
I always have a song stuck in my head, and I will often tap to the rhythm of it, to the annoyance of everyone around me
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
‘Cause you’re developing your musical abilities!
I spent so much time finding a free sleep app, and now try everything I can to not get to sleep.
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
Because you want to post on DDB with your friends (nice pfp, by the way!)
I will try to start homework I know I can't finish.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Cuz I need to make my parents proud!
I eat the left eyeball of every person who disrespects my salted chips on a friday after I cook sweet potato medallions.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.