*pssssst Lactonius! Be Tiamat! It’s only fair since she threw three characters at you!*
I''m immune to all but the attacks with bite and claw that Tiamat can do, I would suggest Bahamet
*use bahamut!*
*or a lich!*
*Liches are to squishy*
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
Then initiative!
Death: 26
Kede: 11
Blorp: 21
…uh oh
17
Yay! I go first
For Death to Alls turn
I drink a potion of giant size and attack you with my action surge, and do it again with my normal action
You can fight Kede, Death to all, and Blorp at the same time!
…ok, behold! My Barbarian capable of casting 7th-level spells!
Lactonius
As per my morals
Blorp is the guy who one-turned your wizard
Kede is the guy with Death to All's help 2v4 the cult of Jeff
Yes will my wizard wasn’t meant to be good…and neither is this barbarian. But that’s OK! I will still die screaming as casting fire storm even though I’m not allowed to.
Then initiative!
Death: 26
Kede: 11
Blorp: 21
…uh oh
17
Yay! I go first
For Death to Alls turn
I drink a potion of giant size and attack you with my action surge, and do it again with my normal action
Attack: 29 Damage: 48 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 29 Damage: 47 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 23 Damage: 64 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 20 Damage: 46 and two con saves if hit
Action surge attacks
Attack: 25 Damage: 38 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 23 Damage: 50 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 29 Damage: 53 and two con saves if hit
Attack: 18 Damage: 61 and two con saves if hit
*This is TheGatoLover btw*
I die.
its that simple I guess…
OH WAIT I LIVE AGAIN.
ok I’m at 40 HP now and its next turn.
if you have forty HP, you die again. Blorp enilates you with eldritch blast
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
You do realize that Only blorp is a damage minmax? the rest are survivability with some combat skills (See Kede)
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Oh shoot, Aspect of Gato vs Mithras himself…that would be an amazing battle.
Yeah, let me go rename that Aspect of Tana
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Oh shoot, Aspect of Gato vs Mithras himself…that would be an amazing battle.
Yeah, let me go rename that Aspect of Tana
Ok I just need to transfer his stat block from paper to dnd beyong if necessary.
Oh, and ya encounter The Aspect of Tana with Three Adult warriors of the Feline army
For lore reasons
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Oh shoot, Aspect of Gato vs Mithras himself…that would be an amazing battle.
Yeah, let me go rename that Aspect of Tana
Ok I just need to transfer his stat block from paper to dnd beyong if necessary.
Oh, and ya encounter The Aspect of Tana with Three Adult warriors of the Feline army
For lore reasons
Perfect, then Mithras will have some Lunar Chimeras (they’re weak but plentiful).
Uhhhh, I would probably buff them and make them three, because running that many stat blocks would be hard
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
*Liches are to squishy*
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
*but I can’t cast shapechange OR polymorf!*
I die.
its that simple I guess…
OH WAIT I LIVE AGAIN.
ok I’m at 40 HP now and its next turn.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
if you have forty HP, you die again. Blorp enilates you with eldritch blast
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I bet my BBEG could ez beat your three guys tho.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
You do realize that Only blorp is a damage minmax? the rest are survivability with some combat skills (See Kede)
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
You do realize that my level 15 party beat this guy? Surely you can too! *drunken laughter in background*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
I probably can
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Ya think?
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Sorry about that
There is a reason I'm the Crusades army general
And that's with using my stat block
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
YA THINK!?!?
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
You want to see my stat block?
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Suuuure…go ahead…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
A couple of thousand of these
And me
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Oh shoot, Aspect of Gato vs Mithras himself…that would be an amazing battle.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Yeah, let me go rename that Aspect of Tana
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Ok I just need to transfer his stat block from paper to dnd beyong if necessary.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Oh, and ya encounter The Aspect of Tana with Three Adult warriors of the Feline army
For lore reasons
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Perfect, then Mithras will have some Lunar Chimeras (they’re weak but plentiful).
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Uhhhh, I would probably buff them and make them three, because running that many stat blocks would be hard
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
(I’ll just use the stronger ones, less plentiful).
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO