Quotes

Quote from TheMadGibber >>

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Quote from TheMadGibber >>

"No, Santa Claus would not be in a mental institution!"

"He breaks into billions of homes each year and has done so for centuries, he gives children presents that may pose dangers to them...and don't even get me started on the elves and reindeer..." 

 *Ok well the original context of this quote was him WORKING at one. Him being in one is a whole different conversation*

 *Lol*

"Heeeeeellllllllllooooooooo world!"

"She sells seashells on the sea shore, but the value of these shells will fall

Due to the laws of supply and demand-- no one wants to buy shells cause there's loads on the sand

Step 1. You must create a sense of scarcity. Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see? Bare with me,

take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island, 

stockpile them high until they're rarer then the diamond

Step 2. You got to make the people think that they want them. Really want 'em, really (gp)ing want 'em, hit em like Bronson

Influencers, product placement, featured primetime entertainment,

If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a (gp)ing waste, man

3. It's monopoly, invest inside some property,

Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly

"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy

Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality 

4. Expand. Expand! EXPAND! Clear forests, make land, fresh blood on hands

5. Why just shells? Why limit yourself? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!

6. Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock!

7. Press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, then run to be the president of the United States!

8. Big smile, mate, big wave, that's great! 

Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate!

9. Polarize the people, controversy is the game!

It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name!

10. The world is yours,

Step out on a stage to a round of applause,

You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a (gp),

And you sell sea shells on the sea shore..."