"No, Santa Claus would not be in a mental institution!"
"He breaks into billions of homes each year and has done so for centuries, he gives children presents that may pose dangers to them...and don't even get me started on the elves and reindeer..."
*Ok well the original context of this quote was him WORKING at one. Him being in one is a whole different conversation*
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"Honestly, I don't even know why I have these parties."
"Because of your cat."
"True. Chairman Meow deserves every effort."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
The warrior yelled at the wee one, but the wee one just ignored him.
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Hello hello, I am Mr. Dicestone, a fellow adventurer and Planeswalker, enjoying the realm of wonders and wizardry and clicky math rocks. When not crafting the wonderful and whimsical world of Dan-thurás, I’m also working on custom spells and subclasses (hopefully coming soon to a forum or campaign near you) and other enjoyable settings for people to experience or staring with my third eye into space, rolling dice for no reason
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*Lol*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta..."Heeeeeellllllllllooooooooo world!"
Through all the multiverse, I am The Singulairity.
"She sells seashells on the sea shore, but the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand-- no one wants to buy shells cause there's loads on the sand
Step 1. You must create a sense of scarcity. Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see? Bare with me,
take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island,
stockpile them high until they're rarer then the diamond
Step 2. You got to make the people think that they want them. Really want 'em, really (gp)ing want 'em, hit em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured primetime entertainment,
If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a (gp)ing waste, man
3. It's monopoly, invest inside some property,
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
4. Expand. Expand! EXPAND! Clear forests, make land, fresh blood on hands
5. Why just shells? Why limit yourself? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!
6. Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock!
7. Press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, then run to be the president of the United States!
8. Big smile, mate, big wave, that's great!
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate!
9. Polarize the people, controversy is the game!
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name!
10. The world is yours,
Step out on a stage to a round of applause,
You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a (gp),
And you sell sea shells on the sea shore..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"That... was... AMAZING! Brava! Brava!"
Through all the multiverse, I am The Singulairity.
"There's nothing worse than a clever arachnid."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"Hey! You're back!"
Through all the multiverse, I am The Singulairity.
"Honestly, I don't even know why I have these parties."
"Because of your cat."
"True. Chairman Meow deserves every effort."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
*Dragon. New tavern that I think you'll enjoy: The Darkest Dungeon.*
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*After reading dragon's sig NAILMASTER intrigued me*
Call me sungod or sun
He/Him
I'll support those who come to me (but I'll not help those who i can't empathize with)
The warrior yelled at the wee one, but the wee one just ignored him.
Hello hello, I am Mr. Dicestone, a fellow adventurer and Planeswalker, enjoying the realm of wonders and wizardry and clicky math rocks. When not crafting the wonderful and whimsical world of Dan-thurás, I’m also working on custom spells and subclasses (hopefully coming soon to a forum or campaign near you) and other enjoyable settings for people to experience or staring with my third eye into space, rolling dice for no reason