The Ultimate Weapons of DnD (And what would happen if they were used on eachother)

The book rewrites itself. 682 will evolve, adapt, and survive forever.

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It survived literally CONCEPTUAL ERASURE, and it even defied the cosmic beings known as the Authors to continue living. The Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile will always live up to it's name.

 Note: it's the Hard to Kill reptile, not the Invincible Bullcrud reptile.

This means there is a way to kill it. Also the SCP universe is a messy clutter of different canons so it probably cannot survive conceptual erasure in all of them.

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The book rewrites itself. 682 will evolve, adapt, and survive forever.

 682 does not have the ability to escape the narrative in which it is contained. It is, of course, contained in multiple narratives, so it being dead in one narrative has no effect on its status in a different narrative, but in any given narrative it dies if the author states that it dies.

You underestimate to power of 682.

Let's get back to the topic at hand: The Ultimate Weapons of DnD.

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You underestimate to power of 682.

Let's get back to the topic at hand: The Ultimate Weapons of DnD.

This was never on topic, as 682 does not exist in D&D unless some DM decides to stat it up, at which point how it can be killed is up to the DM who added it.

On-topic for a discussion about ultimate weapons in D&D would be something like a Sphere of Annihilation. I mean, it might not actually be the ultimate weapon in D&D, but it's in-universe and therefore worth including in a discussion. Also it's probably more than sufficient for getting rid of some regenerating lizard.

How about a directed negative energy beam?

I actually used something like that in the Absolutely Anything Thread.

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How about a directed negative energy beam?

I actually used something like that in the Absolutely Anything Thread.

 
Once again, I will point out the problem with your entire thread.  You are making up concepts that have no real current existence within D&D and throwing them out there.  Worse, you do not actually engage with others in legitimate discussion.  

ApplePaladin provided a completely reasonable suggestion that is based in D&D mechanics and lore, and thus can be quantified based on the rules of D&D.  They tried to engage in your discussion topic… and you ignored them and reverted to the very arbitrary posting ApplePaladin warned about in their mentioning “in-universe” content being worth the discussion.  Quite frankly, your above post and its disregard of someone who took time to engage with your thread is fairly disrespectful, though I expect it was unintentionally so.

I feel this should go without saying, but if you are going to create a discussion on the “ultimate weapons of DnD” then maybe you should… stick to content that is “of DnD” instead of completely arbitrary content you toss out there.

Speaking for myself, I would nominate Pandorym for D&D’s ultimate weapon.  Pandorym was an elder evil included in 3.5’s Elder Evil’s supplement - a book designed to kill level 30+ adventurers through world ending threats.  Pandorym’s lore is that an ancient civilization summoned and built a weapon from the creature - splitting its component parts that they could be combined and released as an act of last resort.  The weaponized doomsday device for trapping and releasing a potential world ending threat seems pretty high up there on the ultimate weapons ever included in official lore list.

Wow. That seems pretty powerful! Up there with said creature is a spell... a spell by the name of Wish. Wish can grant you ALMOST anything.