The SCP Foundation

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guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

 I know a way... but it is kinda dangerous, which in science language means that it may has massive and lethal consequences. 

 Don't worry I know a guy

"dado" 

"yes?"

"come here we need to kill 682"

"no" *site-19 then explodes causeing a containment breach of ALL skips (S.C.P.)

Fortunately we moved most of them to Site Beyond (the site this thread takes place in) when it was built.

As for the ones still there, MTF Tau-5 shall be deployed.

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

 *pew pew*

I'm joining the SCP Foundation as a engineer!

Um hello yal… *cough cough*

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I am joining the SCP foundation as a scientist without even knowing what's an SCP.

Then I would suggest you check out the SCP Wiki.

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Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, Site-5 is under attack from the GOC . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

 Are the images of SCP-096 up yet? If not, I do have an containment update that could stop it from getting out.

 Hmmm... and what might that be?

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Quote from Bohr14 >>

I am joining the SCP foundation as a scientist without even knowing what's an SCP.

Then I would suggest you check out the SCP Wiki.

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Quote from Goosetifer13 >>

Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, Site-5 is under attack from the GOC . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

 Are the images of SCP-096 up yet? If not, I do have an containment update that could stop it from getting out.

 Hmmm... and what might that be?

 I could delete all the images of SCP-096 by hand 

*becuase of scp 936 or something i now posses a d-class body* "please stop shooting me*

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*becuase of scp 936 or something i now posses a d-class body* "please stop shooting me*

 "Fine"

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Quote from Bohr14 >>

I am joining the SCP foundation as a scientist without even knowing what's an SCP.

Then I would suggest you check out the SCP Wiki.

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Quote from Goosetifer13 >>

Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, Site-5 is under attack from the GOC . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

 Are the images of SCP-096 up yet? If not, I do have an containment update that could stop it from getting out.

 Hmmm... and what might that be?

 I could delete all the images of SCP-096 by hand 

 Don't forget your scrambler goggles!

By the way, some guy named Occultifer13 just led the biggest GOC attack I've ever seen on the Wanderer's Library. He MUST be stopped!

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Quote from Bohr14 >>

I am joining the SCP foundation as a scientist without even knowing what's an SCP.

Then I would suggest you check out the SCP Wiki.

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Quote from Goosetifer13 >>

Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, Site-5 is under attack from the GOC . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

 Are the images of SCP-096 up yet? If not, I do have an containment update that could stop it from getting out.

 Hmmm... and what might that be?

 I could delete all the images of SCP-096 by hand 

 Don't forget your scrambler goggles!

 I don't need them

I propose a termination/permanent containment plan/experiment.

we could attempt to place SCP-096 in the same containment cell as SCP-106 using me as bait, because I am effectively immortal, I could look at a image of 096's face at the entrance of 106's containment chamber, becoming enraged,  SCP-096 would proceed to run to my location, when SCP-096 is in eyesight, I would run into the cell where it would proceed to kill me. We would then close the doors, trapping SCP-096 with SCP-106. Because SCP-106 hunts anything in its containment chamber, SCP-106 would see SCP-096's face, SCP-096 would become enraged once again, trying to kill SCP-106. Theoretically, SCP-106 would then use his "pocket dimension" to trap SCP-096 permanently inside.

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I propose a termination/permanent containment plan/experiment.

we could attempt to place SCP-096 in the same containment cell as SCP-106 using me as bait, because I am effectively immortal, I could look at a image of 096's face at the entrance of 106's containment chamber, becoming enraged,  SCP-096 would proceed to run to my location, when SCP-096 is in eyesight, I would run into the cell where it would proceed to kill me. We would then close the doors, trapping SCP-096 with SCP-106. Because SCP-106 hunts anything in its containment chamber, SCP-106 would see SCP-096's face, SCP-096 would become enraged once again, trying to kill SCP-106. Theoretically, SCP-106 would then use his "pocket dimension" to trap SCP-096 permanently inside.

 Good idea

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I propose a termination/permanent containment plan/experiment.

we could attempt to place SCP-096 in the same containment cell as SCP-106 using me as bait, because I am effectively immortal, I could look at a image of 096's face at the entrance of 106's containment chamber, becoming enraged,  SCP-096 would proceed to run to my location, when SCP-096 is in eyesight, I would run into the cell where it would proceed to kill me. We would then close the doors, trapping SCP-096 with SCP-106. Because SCP-106 hunts anything in its containment chamber, SCP-106 would see SCP-096's face, SCP-096 would become enraged once again, trying to kill SCP-106. Theoretically, SCP-106 would then use his "pocket dimension" to trap SCP-096 permanently inside.

 how are you even