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#81 Oct 11, 2026
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We've received numerous reports of nonmagical anomalous phenomena occurring throughout the Inner Planes, Prime Material, and the latter's two projections. They range from mild annoyances to civilization-destroying disasters. On top of that, various "Sentient and Violent" SCPs have been attempting to breach more and more often and with more intensity and contained phenomena are becoming unstable. We MUST figure out what's going on.

Oh, and - the ONLY good thing this event has caused so far - was just discovered: SCP-6500 "Inevitable" is growing weaker and will likely stop or even reverse.

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#82 Oct 11, 2026
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We've received numerous reports of nonmagical anomalous phenomena occurring throughout the Inner Planes, Prime Material, and the latter's two projections. They range from mild annoyances to civilization-destroying disasters. On top of that, various "Sentient and Violent" SCPs have been attempting to breach more and more often and with more intensity and contained phenomena are becoming unstable. We MUST figure out what's going on.

Oh, and - the ONLY good thing this event has caused so far - was just discovered: SCP-6500 "Inevitable" is growing weaker and will likely stop or even reverse.

Should I shoot it?

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#83 Oct 11, 2026
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I shall join the SCP Foundation as an MTF Tau-5 "Samsara". (In canon lore they are 4 cybernetic clones utilizing experimental weaponry. For more Info click Here.)

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#84 Oct 11, 2026
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I shall join the SCP Foundation as an MTF Tau-5 "Samsara". (In canon lore they are 4 cybernetic clones utilizing experimental weaponry. For more Info click Here.)

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#85 Oct 11, 2026
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Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, ~~Site-5 is under attack from the GOC~~ . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

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#86 Oct 11, 2026
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Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, ~~Site-5 is under attack from the GOC~~ . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

Me :3

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#87 Oct 13, 2026
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guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

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Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.

Just your friendly awakened tree.

Totally not an ancient nature god in disguise.

That would be absurd.

Right...?
#88 Oct 13, 2026
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I shall join the SCP Foundation as an MTF Tau-5 "Samsara". (In canon lore they are 4 cybernetic clones utilizing experimental weaponry. For more Info click Here.)

hiiiii

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Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.

Just your friendly awakened tree.

Totally not an ancient nature god in disguise.

That would be absurd.

Right...?
#89 Oct 13, 2026
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guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

Dw i know a guy

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#90 Oct 13, 2026
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guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

Dw i know a guy

who knows a guy

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Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.

Just your friendly awakened tree.

Totally not an ancient nature god in disguise.

That would be absurd.

Right...?
#91 Oct 13, 2026
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guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

Dw i know a guy

who knows a guy

Me

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