If you're reading this, you aren't human. No normal person would have actually opened every spoiler here. No, you are beyond human. You are superhuman. You are The Chosen One. You most likely have 30 Charisma in real life, and likely have 30 intelligence as well.
Everyone should be like you. I wish I was like you. Why are you still here? Go on, Chosen One. Lead the world. You are destined for great things.
*Just quotes the message to open all spoilers in one go*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
If you're reading this, you aren't human. No normal person would have actually opened every spoiler here. No, you are beyond human. You are superhuman. You are The Chosen One. You most likely have 30 Charisma in real life, and likely have 30 intelligence as well.
Everyone should be like you. I wish I was like you. Why are you still here? Go on, Chosen One. Lead the world. You are destined for great things.
*Just quotes the message to open all spoilers in one go*
If you're reading this, you aren't human. No normal person would have actually opened every spoiler here. No, you are beyond human. You are superhuman. You are The Chosen One. You most likely have 30 Charisma in real life, and likely have 30 intelligence as well.
Everyone should be like you. I wish I was like you. Why are you still here? Go on, Chosen One. Lead the world. You are destined for great things.
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Hey, I’m moon, i‘m aged between 3 and 300. Pronouns are She/They/It/It’s/Them/Her. I love D&D. I am chaotic neutral irl. I’m not afraid to punch someone. Mess with me and you’ll find out the hard way. extended sig
I am the goddess of the moon, the tides, and the axolotls
If you're reading this, you aren't human. No normal person would have actually opened every spoiler here. No, you are beyond human. You are superhuman. You are The Chosen One. You most likely have 30 Charisma in real life, and likely have 30 intelligence as well.
Everyone should be like you. I wish I was like you. Why are you still here? Go on, Chosen One. Lead the world. You are destined for great things.
*Just quotes the message to open all spoilers in one go*
~ Dies Irae ~ Blood For Blood ~ High Aether Grandmaster of the School of Aether R.I.P Technoblade (He Who Cannot Die)Creator of "The Lost City" <--- *Linked*
Proud Wielder of the Quinques: IXA, Narukami, Yukimura 1/3, and Owl
Just read my real sig for most info, I'm not copying that stuff here. In other news
Fun quotes from various Cosmere characters, no context allowed also Cosmere spoilers I guess
Kaladin: Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do
Kelsier: There's always another secret
Hoid: That is probably the craziest, most reckless thing I've ever heard someone say—and I was literally part of a secret plot to kill God.
Pattern: Hmmm... Lies
Lightsong: I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and- if you're not careful- those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.
Vin: I'm not a good or a bad person, I'm just here to kill things
Shallan: The world isn't fair? What a huge revelation! Some people in power abuse those they have power over? Amazing! When did this start happening?
Jasnah:Ignorance is hardly unusual, Miss Davar. The longer I live, the more I come to realize that it is the natural state of the human mind. There are many who will strive to defend its sanctity and then expect you to be impressed with their efforts.
Lift: Don't [trust him], he's got too nice a butt... Old guys shouldn't have tight butts. It means you spend waaay too much time swinging a sword or punching people. You should have an old flabby butt. Then I'd trust you.
Nightblood: Hello! Would you like to destroy some evil today?
Siri: I should think it would do every man good to have a wife who isn’t as in awe of him as everyone else is. Somebody has to keep you humble.
Breeze: You should try not to talk so much, friend. You’ll sound far less stupid that way.
Sazed: [Literally anything], I think
Stick: I am a stick
I got Elsecaller when I took the "what Knight Radiant order are you" quiz, so that's who I am now.
Currently writing a fantasy novella, having a great time.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Hey, I’m moon, i‘m aged between 3 and 300. Pronouns are She/They/It/It’s/Them/Her. I love D&D. I am chaotic neutral irl. I’m not afraid to punch someone. Mess with me and you’ll find out the hard way. extended sig
I am the goddess of the moon, the tides, and the axolotls
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!”
He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought– So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!
One two! One two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!” He chortled in his joy.
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe
hello there! I’m Archfey! I love everything about the feywilds and the shadowfell, and I love all of the weird stories from mythology and old books.
here are some of my characters!
Corvin is a mad scientist who is an expert in alchemy and time magic suffering from a shadow curse slowly taking over his body.
Lonely is an eldritch horror from the shadowfell who will do anything for friendship.
Caleb is the halfblood son of Khione, goddess of snow, who arrived at camp half blood after being relentlessly pursued for days by a flock of harpies from Alaska to Long Island, New York.
I have a whole lot more, but those are some of my favorites.
I have lots of strange homebrew and lots of weird lore, Like the god of radiance Seraph and the Amber Prince of Autumn.
I occasionally post lore on the random thread.
You should also know, I am obsessed with ✨GLITTER✨ it’s my signature weapon.
“Most everyone’s mad here,” -what the Cheshire Cat actually said.
Ayyy I had no idea there were so many Chosen Ones :D
theyre a dime a dozen these days lol
They’re just attracted to this site.
I can confirm
🦑🦀🦐
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Hey, I’m moon, i‘m aged between 3 and 300. Pronouns are She/They/It/It’s/Them/Her. I love D&D. I am chaotic neutral irl. I’m not afraid to punch someone. Mess with me and you’ll find out the hard way. extended sig
I am the goddess of the moon, the tides, and the axolotls
If you're reading this, you aren't human. No normal person would have actually opened every spoiler here. No, you are beyond human. You are superhuman. You are The Chosen One. You most likely have 30 Charisma in real life, and likely have 30 intelligence as well.
Everyone should be like you. I wish I was like you. Why are you still here? Go on, Chosen One. Lead the world. You are destined for great things.
dis is hilarious
I got to the end!
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Thx to my followers: Hecate, Woods, Apollo, PJ, Also PJ, Bob, Yondor, BlackBear, Tarasque, Druid Girl, Bananer, Nothic, Gibber, Jester, Kittens Rule. PM me for any questions about my threads, don’t want to start a conversation on my thread that is unrelated and clogging. My Drummer Given Title is Bolt of Power. (Also if you give me quadruple cheese pizza you just bribed me into being your friend hehehe!)
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* old man walks up to Nikki *
"Its dangerous to go alone!!" * hands you a sword *
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
*takes the sword*
Very nice LoZ reference lol
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
Thanks hahah. I try
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
*Just quotes the message to open all spoilers in one go*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Sorry, Drummer. You were my friend, but I have to do this. You will be missed.
*pushes drummer off a cliff*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
If you're reading this, you aren't human. No normal person would have actually opened every spoiler here. No, you are beyond human. You are superhuman. You are The Chosen One. You most likely have 30 Charisma in real life, and likely have 30 intelligence as well.
Everyone should be like you. I wish I was like you. Why are you still here? Go on, Chosen One. Lead the world. You are destined for great things.
Hey, I’m moon, i‘m aged between 3 and 300. Pronouns are She/They/It/It’s/Them/Her. I love D&D. I am chaotic neutral irl. I’m not afraid to punch someone. Mess with me and you’ll find out the hard way. extended sig
I am the goddess of the moon, the tides, and the axolotls
I am not a furry, I am a fishie.
*Dramatic falling sequence*
*lightning flashes*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
~~Im gender fluid & LGBTQIA+ friendly~~
~~I will never, ever tolerate sexist comments~~
~~he/she/they/them/him/her~~
One-Eyed Monarch of the "Aogiri Ghouls"
Title Given by the Supreme and Almighty Drummer...
Highly Experienced
XyrixCosmos
~ Dies Irae ~ Blood For Blood ~ High Aether Grandmaster of the School of Aether
R.I.P Technoblade (He Who Cannot Die) Creator of "The Lost City" <--- *Linked*
Proud Wielder of the Quinques: IXA, Narukami, Yukimura 1/3, and Owl
Just read my real sig for most info, I'm not copying that stuff here. In other news
Fun quotes from various Cosmere characters, no context allowed also Cosmere spoilers I guess
Kaladin: Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do
Kelsier: There's always another secret
Hoid: That is probably the craziest, most reckless thing I've ever heard someone say—and I was literally part of a secret plot to kill God.
Pattern: Hmmm... Lies
Lightsong: I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and- if you're not careful- those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.
Vin: I'm not a good or a bad person, I'm just here to kill things
Shallan: The world isn't fair? What a huge revelation! Some people in power abuse those they have power over? Amazing! When did this start happening?
Jasnah:Ignorance is hardly unusual, Miss Davar. The longer I live, the more I come to realize that it is the natural state of the human mind. There are many who will strive to defend its sanctity and then expect you to be impressed with their efforts.
Lift: Don't [trust him], he's got too nice a butt... Old guys shouldn't have tight butts. It means you spend waaay too much time swinging a sword or punching people. You should have an old flabby butt. Then I'd trust you.
Nightblood: Hello! Would you like to destroy some evil today?
Siri: I should think it would do every man good to have a wife who isn’t as in awe of him as everyone else is. Somebody has to keep you humble.
Breeze: You should try not to talk so much, friend. You’ll sound far less stupid that way.
Sazed: [Literally anything], I think
Stick: I am a stick
I got Elsecaller when I took the "what Knight Radiant order are you" quiz, so that's who I am now.
Currently writing a fantasy novella, having a great time.
🏳⚧🏳⚧🏳⚧
🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
noice
Hey, I’m moon, i‘m aged between 3 and 300. Pronouns are She/They/It/It’s/Them/Her. I love D&D. I am chaotic neutral irl. I’m not afraid to punch someone. Mess with me and you’ll find out the hard way. extended sig
I am the goddess of the moon, the tides, and the axolotls
I am not a furry, I am a fishie.
Ayyy I had no idea there were so many Chosen Ones :D
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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theyre a dime a dozen these days lol
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
They’re just attracted to this site.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought–
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One two! One two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe
hello there! I’m Archfey! I love everything about the feywilds and the shadowfell, and I love all of the weird stories from mythology and old books.
here are some of my characters!
Corvin is a mad scientist who is an expert in alchemy and time magic suffering from a shadow curse slowly taking over his body.
Lonely is an eldritch horror from the shadowfell who will do anything for friendship.
Caleb is the halfblood son of Khione, goddess of snow, who arrived at camp half blood after being relentlessly pursued for days by a flock of harpies from Alaska to Long Island, New York.
I have a whole lot more, but those are some of my favorites.
I have lots of strange homebrew and lots of weird lore, Like the god of radiance Seraph and the Amber Prince of Autumn.
I occasionally post lore on the random thread.
You should also know, I am obsessed with ✨GLITTER✨ it’s my signature weapon.
“Most everyone’s mad here,” -what the Cheshire Cat actually said.
I can confirm
🦑🦀🦐
Hey, I’m moon, i‘m aged between 3 and 300. Pronouns are She/They/It/It’s/Them/Her. I love D&D. I am chaotic neutral irl. I’m not afraid to punch someone. Mess with me and you’ll find out the hard way. extended sig
I am the goddess of the moon, the tides, and the axolotls
I am not a furry, I am a fishie.
:)
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I got to the end!
Thx to my followers: Hecate, Woods, Apollo, PJ, Also PJ, Bob, Yondor, BlackBear, Tarasque, Druid Girl, Bananer, Nothic, Gibber, Jester, Kittens Rule. PM me for any questions about my threads, don’t want to start a conversation on my thread that is unrelated and clogging.
My Drummer Given Title is Bolt of Power. (Also if you give me quadruple cheese pizza you just bribed me into being your friend hehehe!)