Hey hi Mike umm... it's me Jesus um.. je-Jesus Christ umm... you know the guy who did the thing for humanity. I was just calling to uh- check if you know you were coming over this friday for the... Gilligan's Island marathon I'm hosting. Th... there's gonna be a ton of people coming over so you really like don't wanna miss out on it. So uhh... yeah call me back.
Hey uhh... Mike, it's uhh... It's Jesus again I'm calling you cuz it's... it's saturday and you didn't come to the marathon. I mean like, you know, I thought you'd be more appreciative of the fact that Jesus Christ himself like... invited you, right? You know like kids look up to me and they write letters to me all the time looking for advice. Like just the other day there was this one kid who wrote in telling me he was black, and well... I didn't reply cuz I dunno how to solve that problem but you get that I'm great about stuff like that.
So like be a bit grateful alright Mike? I even followed you on Twitter so yeah call me back.
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Hey hi Mike umm... it's me Jesus um.. je-Jesus Christ umm... you know the guy who did the thing for humanity. I was just calling to uh- check if you know you were coming over this friday for the... Gilligan's Island marathon I'm hosting. Th... there's gonna be a ton of people coming over so you really like don't wanna miss out on it. So uhh... yeah call me back.
Hey uhh... Mike, it's uhh... It's Jesus again I'm calling you cuz it's... it's saturday and you didn't come to the marathon. I mean like, you know, I thought you'd be more appreciative of the fact that Jesus Christ himself like... invited you, right? You know like kids look up to me and they write letters to me all the time looking for advice. Like just the other day there was this one kid who wrote in telling me he was black, and well... I didn't reply cuz I dunno how to solve that problem but you get that I'm great about stuff like that.
So like be a bit grateful alright Mike? I even followed you on Twitter so yeah call me back.
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