So for refrence this is a game played with star wars 5e. So this encounter takes place with two characters
905jan, A droid scout (rouge)
And fayva a mikkian consular (Closest thing in dnd is a bard)
Jan: *kkkrrrkk*“Reply: Try not to track mud in the new ship, I just cleaned it. Reply: I hate swamps, hate sand, so messy and gets everywhere, and the worst offender, glitter is a bane for all cleaning droids.”*kkrrrk*
Fayva: Fayva sheepishly puts the little jar of purple glitter paint she was preparing to decorate with back in her bag.
I'm imagining 9-0-5 J-A-N and nicknamed Jayen. (Like Threepio for C-3PO or Artoo for R2-D2 in the movie scripts.)
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Tenth level party of Ferrin (half elf wizard/artificer), Sister Serena (aasimar cleric), Xanlar (half elf paladin), and Nu (axolotl shifter druid), plus NPCs Phillip (human ranger), and Pin the kobold (rogue).
The party gets a visit from a weasel wearing a little hat and a long tailcoat (not an anthropomorhpic weasel, just a normal critter in clothing) that Nu recognizes as their mother's familiar, Mr Jingles, and at his apparent prompting goes back to Nu's hidden village. It's underground in the swamp, accessible through a hidden staircase going down to a huge cave lit by phosphorescent plant life and a glowing river. Many but not all of the dwellings are built into giant mushrooms and people of numerous races greet the party singing a cheerful song (Nu's player actually composed a basic melody and a couple verses of lyrics that the DM played and sang, with Nu accompanying on vocals).
Serena: "Have we stepped into a Disney movie or a Saturday morning cartoon?"
DM: "As you cross the bridge a large shape swims through the glowing river and a very large catfish jumps out and lands on Nu." Nu: "Kitty! Oof! I missed you!"
The party meets Nu's mother, Nia, who is a green skinned gnome with a crazy seer thing going on, constantly talking about different timelines and apparently having trouble remembering which potential reality she's in at any given time.
Nia: "Nu! It's great to see you again! It's been years! Or days? Wait, months, I think. And you still have have both arms this time! And these must be your friends! Serena, how are the kids?" Serena: "Kids?" Nu: "Mo-om! No spoilers!" Nia: "Oh, wrong timeline. You're not pregnant in this one. Or if you are you should at least know who the father is." Serena: "That could be an issue?" Nia: "Well it's usually Phillip or Steven. [game note, Phillip had a twin brother named Steven who was killed in battle just before Serena joined the group] Sometimes it's one, sometimes the other. Sometimes they fight over you, and others...*Nia holds out her hands, looks at them for a second, then gently lifts a teacup with both of them* Serena: "Other times...wait, uh...*OOC* I blush, then tilt my head for a second, smile a little bit, then blush some more."
Xanlar: "Is anybody going to say anything about how she's green and a Gnome? How is Nu pink and slimy?" Serena: "Somehow this explains a lot while not really providing any answers."
Nia: "...like Ferrin's mustache. I remember every time he grew that and it's always horrible." Nu: "Ferrin, don't grow a mustache." Ferrin: "Uh, sure."
We meet Nu's father, Urcilo, who is a perfectly normal looking Gnome and also apparently an accomplished alchemist. It's explained that he's been cursed with a form of lycanthropy and Nu's physical nature (a Shifter for game mechanics) is a result of the curse being partially passed on to his child.
Serena: "Is it typical lycanthropy? Because Ferrin and I were bitten by wererats a while ago and I was able to cure that with my holy magic." Nia: "No, unfortunately, Urcilo's curse is different than what you had." Xanlar: "So you know about what happened with them?" Nia: "Yeah, there's a timeline where they get married and have a bunch of rat babies." Ferrin: "I awkwardly edge a little bit away from Serena." Serena: "I blink with a blank expression on my face for a moment."
Shortly later, near the end of a pleasant dinner, Urcilo convulses and the DM replaces his token with that of a large sized axolotl beast with flames coming off of it's antennae and tail.
Nu: "Oh, he's a hell-axolotl."
We start fighting Nu's transformed and now berserk father with the intention of subduing him.
Nu: "I turn into a giant octopus. I go big." Serena: "Is there room for a giant octopus and a big flaming axolotl in this hut?" Nu: "I assume the hut is gone." DM: "The hut is gone."
Nu: "Okay, I tentacle my dad again." Ferrin: "I don't like that phrase." Nu: "I hug my dad." [grapple attempt] Ferrin: "I prefer that phrasing."
Nia: "Nu try harder!" Ferrin: "Is Nu's mom just standing there drinking tea or something?" Nia: "Don't worry, this isn't the timeline where Xanlar dies horribly. I think, at least. Did you eat a good breakfast this morning? Because that might change some things."
Eventually we subdue him and Ferrin, Serena, and another NPC try going through his research notes to work on a cure while he sleeps it off. The notes are all in Gnomish.
Serena: "I don't speak Gnomish." Ferrin: "I cast comprehend languages and I'll translate for Serena as we work. I have to ask, does Nu speak Gnomish?" Nu: "Um, I speak Sylvan!" Serena: "Both of your parents are Gnomes and you don't speak Gnomish..." Nu: "Nope!"
During post session wrap up...
Ferrin: "I can't believe Nu was a mutant Gnome this entire time." Serena: "Honestly, it makes more sense than most of the theories I had."
“Look, it’s simple…my Patron lends me some of their power; in exchange I find more followers for him to make a Pact with.”
”…and your Patron is a lich?”
”Exactly! And then all these followers find OTHER followers to make a Pact with, and then we all share in the power we gather for our Patron…”
”What you’re describing is some bizarre, eldritch pyramid-scheme.”
”It’s not a scheme! We’re spreading our Patron’s influence to increase our maximum power!”
”You realize that liches harvest souls, right? How do you know that you’re not just forcing people into a bargain where they have their essence consumed?”
”Look, Jeff explained the process very clearly, and…”
“Wait, who’s Jeff?”
”A VERY powerful warlock. He’s the one I made my Pact with.”
“…wait, have you even MET your Patron?”
”Dude, Iiches manage, like, centuries of conspiracies & manipulations! They don’t have time to interview EVERY single recruit waltzing in off the street!”
”THEY DO WHEN YOU’RE GIVING THEM A PIECE OF YOUR SOUL…!!”
Tenth level party of Ferrin (half elf wizard/artificer), Sister Serena (aasimar cleric), Xanlar (half elf paladin), and Nu (axolotl shifter druid), plus NPCs Phillip (human ranger), and Pin the kobold (rogue).
The party gets a visit from a weasel wearing a little hat and a long tailcoat (not an anthropomorhpic weasel, just a normal critter in clothing) that Nu recognizes as their mother's familiar, Mr Jingles, and at his apparent prompting goes back to Nu's hidden village. It's underground in the swamp, accessible through a hidden staircase going down to a huge cave lit by phosphorescent plant life and a glowing river. Many but not all of the dwellings are built into giant mushrooms and people of numerous races greet the party singing a cheerful song (Nu's player actually composed a basic melody and a couple verses of lyrics that the DM played and sang, with Nu accompanying on vocals).
Serena: "Have we stepped into a Disney movie or a Saturday morning cartoon?"
DM: "As you cross the bridge a large shape swims through the glowing river and a very large catfish jumps out and lands on Nu." Nu: "Kitty! Oof! I missed you!"
The party meets Nu's mother, Nia, who is a green skinned gnome with a crazy seer thing going on, constantly talking about different timelines and apparently having trouble remembering which potential reality she's in at any given time.
Nia: "Nu! It's great to see you again! It's been years! Or days? Wait, months, I think. And you still have have both arms this time! And these must be your friends! Serena, how are the kids?" Serena: "Kids?" Nu: "Mo-om! No spoilers!" Nia: "Oh, wrong timeline. You're not pregnant in this one. Or if you are you should at least know who the father is." Serena: "That could be an issue?" Nia: "Well it's usually Phillip or Steven. [game note, Phillip had a twin brother named Steven who was killed in battle just before Serena joined the group] Sometimes it's one, sometimes the other. Sometimes they fight over you, and others...*Nia holds out her hands, looks at them for a second, then gently lifts a teacup with both of them* Serena: "Other times...wait, uh...*OOC* I blush, then tilt my head for a second, smile a little bit, then blush some more."
Xanlar: "Is anybody going to say anything about how she's green and a Gnome? How is Nu pink and slimy?" Serena: "Somehow this explains a lot while not really providing any answers."
Nia: "...like Ferrin's mustache. I remember every time he grew that and it's always horrible." Nu: "Ferrin, don't grow a mustache." Ferrin: "Uh, sure."
We meet Nu's father, Urcilo, who is a perfectly normal looking Gnome and also apparently an accomplished alchemist. It's explained that he's been cursed with a form of lycanthropy and Nu's physical nature (a Shifter for game mechanics) is a result of the curse being partially passed on to his child.
Serena: "Is it typical lycanthropy? Because Ferrin and I were bitten by wererats a while ago and I was able to cure that with my holy magic." Nia: "No, unfortunately, Urcilo's curse is different than what you had." Xanlar: "So you know about what happened with them?" Nia: "Yeah, there's a timeline where they get married and have a bunch of rat babies." Ferrin: "I awkwardly edge a little bit away from Serena." Serena: "I blink with a blank expression on my face for a moment."
Shortly later, near the end of a pleasant dinner, Urcilo convulses and the DM replaces his token with that of a large sized axolotl beast with flames coming off of it's antennae and tail.
Nu: "Oh, he's a hell-axolotl."
We start fighting Nu's transformed and now berserk father with the intention of subduing him.
Nu: "I turn into a giant octopus. I go big." Serena: "Is there room for a giant octopus and a big flaming axolotl in this hut?" Nu: "I assume the hut is gone." DM: "The hut is gone."
Nu: "Okay, I tentacle my dad again." Ferrin: "I don't like that phrase." Nu: "I hug my dad." [grapple attempt] Ferrin: "I prefer that phrasing."
Nia: "Nu try harder!" Ferrin: "Is Nu's mom just standing there drinking tea or something?" Nia: "Don't worry, this isn't the timeline where Xanlar dies horribly. I think, at least. Did you eat a good breakfast this morning? Because that might change some things."
Eventually we subdue him and Ferrin, Serena, and another NPC try going through his research notes to work on a cure while he sleeps it off. The notes are all in Gnomish.
Serena: "I don't speak Gnomish." Ferrin: "I cast comprehend languages and I'll translate for Serena as we work. I have to ask, does Nu speak Gnomish?" Nu: "Um, I speak Sylvan!" Serena: "Both of your parents are Gnomes and you don't speak Gnomish..." Nu: "Nope!"
During post session wrap up...
Ferrin: "I can't believe Nu was a mutant Gnome this entire time." Serena: "Honestly, it makes more sense than most of the theories I had."
Your posts are always so great. I love Nu and Serena.
So this was a one shot one of the guys in my group ran yesterday. Our party was 8th level, made up of a 12 year old and 11 year old who were actually 400-year-old celestial beings, a grandma who just adopted the whole party as her grandkids, a minotaur, and a dude who didn't wear a shirt but did wear a propeller hat.
Notable highlights include:
*12 year old is beating a door mimic against the wall* Grandma: "Go, sweetie! Show that door who's boss!"
"You're playing hacky-sack with his liver. Of course he's dead."
"Emu war 2: Electric Boogaloo"
(oh, and i think it's worth mentioning that in this one shot, we were in that tavern with all the portals in Waterdeep, and managed to travel to a parallel version of the actual Earth, where our DM was a wizard apprentice and his dad was his mentor, and also his dad still taught at our school [we're all in high school]. Basically, we attended our own school for a day as our characters, and then introduced ourselves to ourselves, and tried to play D&D with ourselves during the weekly session, since it was the right day in this universe. We ended up tearing a hole in the fabric of space-time, things from other dimensions started crossing over, our spells were failing, and we were narrowly saved by a lucky deception check to convince the orcs from Warhammer 40k that we had the power to close the rift and save everyone, which ended up basically Groundhog Day-ing us into a parallel version of waterdeep, in which the Xanathar and Sylgar had switched places, so it was a giant fish with disintegrating fin beams and whatnot, with a tiny little beholder in a fishbowl. [TL;DR: Multiverse shenanigans, tiny Xanathar])
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Tenth level party of Ferrin (half elf wizard/artificer), Sister Serena (aasimar cleric), Xanlar (half elf paladin), and Nu (axolotl shifter druid), plus NPCs Phillip (human ranger), and Pin the kobold (rogue).
Trying to figure out a puzzle for mising an alchemical potion to cure Nu's father of a nasty version of lycanthropy.
Ferrin: "Is there a limit to how many colors we can mix at once?" DM: "Well, nothing's stopping you." Serena: "I think I know what Nu's approach would be." Ferrin: "I stop Nu from dumping everything in at once." Nu: "It's a rainbow!"
Trying an incorrect solution conjures a weird elemental type creature. Serena goes down from a crit from the first acid ooze but the others kill it and Nu heals her. The second one deals fire damage to anybody that hits it.
Nu: "I don't like these guys. They hurt." Ferrin: "Such are the dangers of the pursuit of science."
The third try results in a stable and sparkly potion.
DM: "It's calm." Nu: "I don't trust it." Serena: "Well, it didn't explode and create some kind of monster this time, so it's progress?" Ferrin: "That's definitely a step in the right direction." DM: "Since you solved it without hitting all the wrong answers, I'll share the list with you." Ferrin: "Acid storm?!?" Nu: "Body swap?!?" Serena: "DM, have I mentioned lately how evil you are?"
The "cure" turns out to actually function by drawing out the curse into a physical form that we have to fight, manifested as the giant "hell axolotl" that's now nastier than before. And we still haven't rested during all of this (we also fought a big battle before even arriving to Nu's home village) so we're quite low on spells. Still, Nu has one more conjure animals in the tank.
Ferrin: "So this is eight tiny axolotls attacking one huge axolotl under the control of a medium axolotl." DM: "Yes. It's Axolotl-palooza."
So for refrence this is a game played with star wars 5e. So this encounter takes place with two characters
905jan, A droid scout (rouge)
And fayva a mikkian consular (Closest thing in dnd is a bard)
Jan: *kkkrrrkk*“Reply: Try not to track mud in the new ship, I just cleaned it. Reply: I hate swamps, hate sand, so messy and gets everywhere, and the worst offender, glitter is a bane for all cleaning droids.”*kkrrrk*
Fayva: Fayva sheepishly puts the little jar of purple glitter paint she was preparing to decorate with back in her bag.
I'm imagining 9-0-5 J-A-N and nicknamed Jayen. (Like Threepio for C-3PO or Artoo for R2-D2 in the movie scripts.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Tenth level party of Ferrin (half elf wizard/artificer), Sister Serena (aasimar cleric), Xanlar (half elf paladin), and Nu (axolotl shifter druid), plus NPCs Phillip (human ranger), and Pin the kobold (rogue).
The party gets a visit from a weasel wearing a little hat and a long tailcoat (not an anthropomorhpic weasel, just a normal critter in clothing) that Nu recognizes as their mother's familiar, Mr Jingles, and at his apparent prompting goes back to Nu's hidden village. It's underground in the swamp, accessible through a hidden staircase going down to a huge cave lit by phosphorescent plant life and a glowing river. Many but not all of the dwellings are built into giant mushrooms and people of numerous races greet the party singing a cheerful song (Nu's player actually composed a basic melody and a couple verses of lyrics that the DM played and sang, with Nu accompanying on vocals).
Serena: "Have we stepped into a Disney movie or a Saturday morning cartoon?"
DM: "As you cross the bridge a large shape swims through the glowing river and a very large catfish jumps out and lands on Nu."
Nu: "Kitty! Oof! I missed you!"
The party meets Nu's mother, Nia, who is a green skinned gnome with a crazy seer thing going on, constantly talking about different timelines and apparently having trouble remembering which potential reality she's in at any given time.
Nia: "Nu! It's great to see you again! It's been years! Or days? Wait, months, I think. And you still have have both arms this time! And these must be your friends! Serena, how are the kids?"
Serena: "Kids?"
Nu: "Mo-om! No spoilers!"
Nia: "Oh, wrong timeline. You're not pregnant in this one. Or if you are you should at least know who the father is."
Serena: "That could be an issue?"
Nia: "Well it's usually Phillip or Steven. [game note, Phillip had a twin brother named Steven who was killed in battle just before Serena joined the group] Sometimes it's one, sometimes the other. Sometimes they fight over you, and others...*Nia holds out her hands, looks at them for a second, then gently lifts a teacup with both of them*
Serena: "Other times...wait, uh...*OOC* I blush, then tilt my head for a second, smile a little bit, then blush some more."
Xanlar: "Is anybody going to say anything about how she's green and a Gnome? How is Nu pink and slimy?"
Serena: "Somehow this explains a lot while not really providing any answers."
Nia: "...like Ferrin's mustache. I remember every time he grew that and it's always horrible."
Nu: "Ferrin, don't grow a mustache."
Ferrin: "Uh, sure."
We meet Nu's father, Urcilo, who is a perfectly normal looking Gnome and also apparently an accomplished alchemist. It's explained that he's been cursed with a form of lycanthropy and Nu's physical nature (a Shifter for game mechanics) is a result of the curse being partially passed on to his child.
Serena: "Is it typical lycanthropy? Because Ferrin and I were bitten by wererats a while ago and I was able to cure that with my holy magic."
Nia: "No, unfortunately, Urcilo's curse is different than what you had."
Xanlar: "So you know about what happened with them?"
Nia: "Yeah, there's a timeline where they get married and have a bunch of rat babies."
Ferrin: "I awkwardly edge a little bit away from Serena."
Serena: "I blink with a blank expression on my face for a moment."
Shortly later, near the end of a pleasant dinner, Urcilo convulses and the DM replaces his token with that of a large sized axolotl beast with flames coming off of it's antennae and tail.
Nu: "Oh, he's a hell-axolotl."
We start fighting Nu's transformed and now berserk father with the intention of subduing him.
Nu: "I turn into a giant octopus. I go big."
Serena: "Is there room for a giant octopus and a big flaming axolotl in this hut?"
Nu: "I assume the hut is gone."
DM: "The hut is gone."
Nu: "Okay, I tentacle my dad again."
Ferrin: "I don't like that phrase."
Nu: "I hug my dad." [grapple attempt]
Ferrin: "I prefer that phrasing."
Nia: "Nu try harder!"
Ferrin: "Is Nu's mom just standing there drinking tea or something?"
Nia: "Don't worry, this isn't the timeline where Xanlar dies horribly. I think, at least. Did you eat a good breakfast this morning? Because that might change some things."
Eventually we subdue him and Ferrin, Serena, and another NPC try going through his research notes to work on a cure while he sleeps it off. The notes are all in Gnomish.
Serena: "I don't speak Gnomish."
Ferrin: "I cast comprehend languages and I'll translate for Serena as we work. I have to ask, does Nu speak Gnomish?"
Nu: "Um, I speak Sylvan!"
Serena: "Both of your parents are Gnomes and you don't speak Gnomish..."
Nu: "Nope!"
During post session wrap up...
Ferrin: "I can't believe Nu was a mutant Gnome this entire time."
Serena: "Honestly, it makes more sense than most of the theories I had."
“Look, it’s simple…my Patron lends me some of their power; in exchange I find more followers for him to make a Pact with.”
”…and your Patron is a lich?”
”Exactly! And then all these followers find OTHER followers to make a Pact with, and then we all share in the power we gather for our Patron…”
”What you’re describing is some bizarre, eldritch pyramid-scheme.”
”It’s not a scheme! We’re spreading our Patron’s influence to increase our maximum power!”
”You realize that liches harvest souls, right? How do you know that you’re not just forcing people into a bargain where they have their essence consumed?”
”Look, Jeff explained the process very clearly, and…”
“Wait, who’s Jeff?”
”A VERY powerful warlock. He’s the one I made my Pact with.”
“…wait, have you even MET your Patron?”
”Dude, Iiches manage, like, centuries of conspiracies & manipulations! They don’t have time to interview EVERY single recruit waltzing in off the street!”
”THEY DO WHEN YOU’RE GIVING THEM A PIECE OF YOUR SOUL…!!”
"HERE WE WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO THARIZDUN IF YOU DON'T TIP AT LEAST 15%"
Hombrew: Way of Wresting, Circle of Sacrifice
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Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
So in our most recent campaign I was playing as my half-elf ranger at an inn. Here's what went down.
Me: Can I get a water for a shepards pie?
Tavern owner: 3 silver
Me: *To DM* I punch the tavern owner in the face.
DM: A lvl 6 wizard and 3 town guards walk in.
Me: I draw my swords and say "Lets dance!"
-battle cmmences-
Me: Guys lets leave through the back
Fighter: Ok
Me: Kick open the back door
Fighter: Kicks open the back door crushing and killing two guys.
Our DM was so mad he set a matilla on us and we still escaped. Now we are wanted in Phandalin for mass murder.
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this is why i only insut people in draconic
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
First post here *woop*, but this happened about a month ago for the game I'm GMing right now
Barbarian (after finding a key): Hey, can I sell this?
Paladin: No! We might need it later!
Barbarian: Don't think so. We have a rouge and I've already punched through a door before. Just gotta roll high again.
Your posts are always so great. I love Nu and Serena.
Updog
So this was a one shot one of the guys in my group ran yesterday. Our party was 8th level, made up of a 12 year old and 11 year old who were actually 400-year-old celestial beings, a grandma who just adopted the whole party as her grandkids, a minotaur, and a dude who didn't wear a shirt but did wear a propeller hat.
Notable highlights include:
*12 year old is beating a door mimic against the wall* Grandma: "Go, sweetie! Show that door who's boss!"
"You're playing hacky-sack with his liver. Of course he's dead."
"Emu war 2: Electric Boogaloo"
(oh, and i think it's worth mentioning that in this one shot, we were in that tavern with all the portals in Waterdeep, and managed to travel to a parallel version of the actual Earth, where our DM was a wizard apprentice and his dad was his mentor, and also his dad still taught at our school [we're all in high school]. Basically, we attended our own school for a day as our characters, and then introduced ourselves to ourselves, and tried to play D&D with ourselves during the weekly session, since it was the right day in this universe. We ended up tearing a hole in the fabric of space-time, things from other dimensions started crossing over, our spells were failing, and we were narrowly saved by a lucky deception check to convince the orcs from Warhammer 40k that we had the power to close the rift and save everyone, which ended up basically Groundhog Day-ing us into a parallel version of waterdeep, in which the Xanathar and Sylgar had switched places, so it was a giant fish with disintegrating fin beams and whatnot, with a tiny little beholder in a fishbowl. [TL;DR: Multiverse shenanigans, tiny Xanathar])
she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
current characters:
-Zalia Moonkeeper, tiefling abjuration wizard/alchemist artificer
-Philomena Silverthread, changeling assassin rogue
-Glass, kenku vengeance paladin
DM: You meet a Friendly Aasimar. He invites you all to a meal. While you are eating, he casts detect good and evil.
Me: *Playing adder, a Neutral Evil* WELLLLLLLLL.....
DM: He notices you are Evil. Please roll perception.
Me: *Rolls 3*
DM: *Grins* make a construction saving roll
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
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Oh boy! Adder has go fix something for the aasimar, no its meant to be Constitution
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Me: (to other party members) Can I set the Orc sleeping on the bed on fire?
Cleric: NO! ARE YOU INSANE???
Me: Fine.
I proceeded to toss the torch on the bed and ended up slaughtering a lot of orcs and goblins.
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Me: Sooo.... my character's mute.
Friend: How the heck are you going to talk with us then?
Me: *pulls out large empty notebook*
DM: Well, this out to be fun.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“I can’t believe my sister’s boyfriend just said p*ssy.”
Tenth level party of Ferrin (half elf wizard/artificer), Sister Serena (aasimar cleric), Xanlar (half elf paladin), and Nu (axolotl shifter druid), plus NPCs Phillip (human ranger), and Pin the kobold (rogue).
Trying to figure out a puzzle for mising an alchemical potion to cure Nu's father of a nasty version of lycanthropy.
Ferrin: "Is there a limit to how many colors we can mix at once?"
DM: "Well, nothing's stopping you."
Serena: "I think I know what Nu's approach would be."
Ferrin: "I stop Nu from dumping everything in at once."
Nu: "It's a rainbow!"
Trying an incorrect solution conjures a weird elemental type creature. Serena goes down from a crit from the first acid ooze but the others kill it and Nu heals her. The second one deals fire damage to anybody that hits it.
Nu: "I don't like these guys. They hurt."
Ferrin: "Such are the dangers of the pursuit of science."
The third try results in a stable and sparkly potion.
DM: "It's calm."
Nu: "I don't trust it."
Serena: "Well, it didn't explode and create some kind of monster this time, so it's progress?"
Ferrin: "That's definitely a step in the right direction."
DM: "Since you solved it without hitting all the wrong answers, I'll share the list with you."
Ferrin: "Acid storm?!?"
Nu: "Body swap?!?"
Serena: "DM, have I mentioned lately how evil you are?"
The "cure" turns out to actually function by drawing out the curse into a physical form that we have to fight, manifested as the giant "hell axolotl" that's now nastier than before. And we still haven't rested during all of this (we also fought a big battle before even arriving to Nu's home village) so we're quite low on spells. Still, Nu has one more conjure animals in the tank.
Ferrin: "So this is eight tiny axolotls attacking one huge axolotl under the control of a medium axolotl."
DM: "Yes. It's Axolotl-palooza."
"You recovered..... something. Not HP, just.... something."
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