We had a player who is a legend in the things he did. We still talk about him and we haven't gamed with him for almost 15 years.
Here are his greatest hits:
He once offered shoes to a legless beggar.
Setup: We were in a room that was showing signs of being some kind of enormous trap. The DM explained things in such a way we KNEW something really bad was going to happen. We didn't know what would happen but the DM told us we each had one round to do something. He said, "I just wait." the whole floor fell out from underneath him, and he and the DM spent an hour arguing over why he didn't do anything.
At the time we had a DM that would use the Monkey Paw variant of Wish before it was just a spell copy device. He was warned to in no way wish for financial gains. This guy, trying to beat the system, said "I want to financially take care of this entire city." The DM turned his character into thousands of gold coins that rained down on the town.
His character died once after he told everyone he couldn't do anything. He got pissed, gave us his character sheet to divide up his treasure and left. He had 4 medium power magic items and a dozen potions. Three of which would have saved his character.
We gamed at a friend's gaming store. It was as awesome as it sounds. We ordered pizza and got into the game. Five minutes in, he starts offering pizza to random customers of the story and going off and having full blown conversations with random strangers and ignoring us gaming. We kept having to stop and call him back over to do stuff.
I am a huge :LotR fan, Portal 2 geek, Halo player and incorporate these into campaigns I’m in. I would be happy to chat about any of these. Also, would love some book recommendations.
“All that glitters should be gold” “Make life rue the day it thought it could give ME lemons” “For legal reasons, no. For illegal reasons, Hell yeah.” -(assorted quotes from several characters.)
We are playing a new filler campaign with the 2024 rule. Since it is new, players do not know each character's full ability. Our party tried to enter a small house through the back door, but the door was locked.
Me (fighter): "I can forcefully open the door" Cleric: "No, don't smash the door. you will make people hear us." DM (OOC): you know, you have a Rogue in the party Rogue (OOC): ya, I am waiting for them to ask for my help Me (fighter): "Trust me. I got this." Cleric: "No, we don't want attention" Me (fighter): I take out my Thieves’ Tools Cleric: "Oh, you mean this kind of forcefully"
After I succeeded on the d20 test and the door opened,
Me: "See. I told you I got this." Cleric: "I am sorry but you sound like you were about to smash the door."
One of my friend's campaigns had this bit. Context: It was post apocalyptic, real world things had existed
I was playing a bard, as I almost always do, and after finding a weird magic musical instrument, I casted legend lore. GM says out of character, "its a gibson les paul, make some stuff up, idk" so I say in character. "Ah, this is a fabled '58, forged from the sacred woods of Maple and Mahogany in the Great Forge of Sir Gibson. It was created by the genius of Les Paul himself. Truly, a relic of the ages."
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Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
*Context: Aasimar cleric rolls intimidation on an attacking stranger and rolls a 3 total*
"Shut up! My mom works for heaven and can PERMANENTLY SMITE you if you mess with us again!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
We had a player who is a legend in the things he did. We still talk about him and we haven't gamed with him for almost 15 years.
Here are his greatest hits:
He once offered shoes to a legless beggar.
Setup: We were in a room that was showing signs of being some kind of enormous trap. The DM explained things in such a way we KNEW something really bad was going to happen. We didn't know what would happen but the DM told us we each had one round to do something. He said, "I just wait." the whole floor fell out from underneath him, and he and the DM spent an hour arguing over why he didn't do anything.
At the time we had a DM that would use the Monkey Paw variant of Wish before it was just a spell copy device. He was warned to in no way wish for financial gains. This guy, trying to beat the system, said "I want to financially take care of this entire city." The DM turned his character into thousands of gold coins that rained down on the town.
His character died once after he told everyone he couldn't do anything. He got pissed, gave us his character sheet to divide up his treasure and left. He had 4 medium power magic items and a dozen potions. Three of which would have saved his character.
We gamed at a friend's gaming store. It was as awesome as it sounds. We ordered pizza and got into the game. Five minutes in, he starts offering pizza to random customers of the story and going off and having full blown conversations with random strangers and ignoring us gaming. We kept having to stop and call him back over to do stuff.
“It’s not kidnapping if you put them back.”
I am a huge :LotR fan, Portal 2 geek, Halo player and incorporate these into campaigns I’m in. I would be happy to chat about any of these. Also, would love some book recommendations.
“All that glitters should be gold” “Make life rue the day it thought it could give ME lemons” “For legal reasons, no. For illegal reasons, Hell yeah.” -(assorted quotes from several characters.)
We are playing a new filler campaign with the 2024 rule. Since it is new, players do not know each character's full ability. Our party tried to enter a small house through the back door, but the door was locked.
Me (fighter): "I can forcefully open the door"
Cleric: "No, don't smash the door. you will make people hear us."
DM (OOC): you know, you have a Rogue in the party
Rogue (OOC): ya, I am waiting for them to ask for my help
Me (fighter): "Trust me. I got this."
Cleric: "No, we don't want attention"
Me (fighter): I take out my Thieves’ Tools
Cleric: "Oh, you mean this kind of forcefully"
After I succeeded on the d20 test and the door opened,
Me: "See. I told you I got this."
Cleric: "I am sorry but you sound like you were about to smash the door."
One of my friend's campaigns had this bit. Context: It was post apocalyptic, real world things had existed
I was playing a bard, as I almost always do, and after finding a weird magic musical instrument, I casted legend lore. GM says out of character, "its a gibson les paul, make some stuff up, idk" so I say in character. "Ah, this is a fabled '58, forged from the sacred woods of Maple and Mahogany in the Great Forge of Sir Gibson. It was created by the genius of Les Paul himself. Truly, a relic of the ages."
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
"You take one step and disappear faster than my father when he found out my mom was pregnant"
-Logan(my DM)