I am a huge :LotR fan, Portal 2 geek, Halo player and incorporate these into campaigns I’m in. I would be happy to chat about any of these. Also, would love some book recommendations.
“All that glitters should be gold” “Make life rue the day it thought it could give ME lemons” “For legal reasons, no. For illegal reasons, Hell yeah.” -(assorted quotes from several characters.)
We are playing a new filler campaign with the 2024 rule. Since it is new, players do not know each character's full ability. Our party tried to enter a small house through the back door, but the door was locked.
Me (fighter): "I can forcefully open the door" Cleric: "No, don't smash the door. you will make people hear us." DM (OOC): you know, you have a Rogue in the party Rogue (OOC): ya, I am waiting for them to ask for my help Me (fighter): "Trust me. I got this." Cleric: "No, we don't want attention" Me (fighter): I take out my Thieves’ Tools Cleric: "Oh, you mean this kind of forcefully"
After I succeeded on the d20 test and the door opened,
Me: "See. I told you I got this." Cleric: "I am sorry but you sound like you were about to smash the door."
One of my friend's campaigns had this bit. Context: It was post apocalyptic, real world things had existed
I was playing a bard, as I almost always do, and after finding a weird magic musical instrument, I casted legend lore. GM says out of character, "its a gibson les paul, make some stuff up, idk" so I say in character. "Ah, this is a fabled '58, forged from the sacred woods of Maple and Mahogany in the Great Forge of Sir Gibson. It was created by the genius of Les Paul himself. Truly, a relic of the ages."
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Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
One time, me and my party we're playing a one shot where we got kidnapped by this evil Baker and forced to work in his bakery. We managed to escape eventually, cuz I was a rogue and I knew how to lock pick, and we ended up in this sort of back room in the bakery, and the Baker walked in, so everyone had to hide, and this one person hides behind the door, and when the baker walks in, she choked him to death by shoving a stale baguette down his throat. It was amazing.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
My current character, Duke Kingsley. "I'm going to SUPLEX the deer!!" "When I was a boy, I ate at LEAST one boulder a week. Your weak jaws nowadays..." "Duketastic!" "I'm an architect, of course I look at ancient stuff." "I'm DUKING it! I'm DUKING it!! Huzzah! I'm Duking ALL over the enemies!" "I WIll CRUSH YOUR SKULL LIKE.... LIKE... like one of the many things I can crush with one hand."
"Your fat ass can't fit in their bathtub, and it breaart instantly." (My DM, to my character.) "I make sure to strike a pose right after I turn him into red mist." (Me, playing as Duke.)
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"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
"I'm being chased by a pack of polar bears wearing jet packs!"
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=========================== Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
Current D&D Characters: Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
Oh, how did I not notice this thread before? My campaign's on discord and we have an entire channel devoted to recording the stupid stuff we say. Lemme start with these ones...
FYI I'm the DM
Me, about the Lycan Blood Hunter in my team: "They are having a furry fight"
Another player, about the aforementioned furry fight: "I hope he kills everyone"
The self-absorbed sorcerer: “This stool is to dirty for my precious buttocks”
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Hi! I am Potato. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
My pronouns are they/them; I'm a gayroace* femboy who isn't out of the closet yet...but it's kind of a transparent closet.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate; but you can just call me They/Them I am a young teenage boy. I have Insomnia, ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+ [roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Oh, how did I not notice this thread before? My campaign's on discord and we have an entire channel devoted to recording the stupid stuff we say. Lemme start with these ones...
FYI I'm the DM
Me, about the Lycan Blood Hunter in my team: "They are having a furry fight"
Another player, about the aforementioned furry fight: "I hope he kills everyone"
The self-absorbed sorcerer: “This stool is to dirty for my precious buttocks”
I've got like two lycan blood hunters! both of them have been called furries more than once!
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he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hi! I am Potato. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
My pronouns are they/them; I'm a gayroace* femboy who isn't out of the closet yet...but it's kind of a transparent closet.
ya, like blood hunter lycans, they just rip through everything and are pretty cool for roleplaying
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he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
“It’s not kidnapping if you put them back.”
I am a huge :LotR fan, Portal 2 geek, Halo player and incorporate these into campaigns I’m in. I would be happy to chat about any of these. Also, would love some book recommendations.
“All that glitters should be gold” “Make life rue the day it thought it could give ME lemons” “For legal reasons, no. For illegal reasons, Hell yeah.” -(assorted quotes from several characters.)
We are playing a new filler campaign with the 2024 rule. Since it is new, players do not know each character's full ability. Our party tried to enter a small house through the back door, but the door was locked.
Me (fighter): "I can forcefully open the door"
Cleric: "No, don't smash the door. you will make people hear us."
DM (OOC): you know, you have a Rogue in the party
Rogue (OOC): ya, I am waiting for them to ask for my help
Me (fighter): "Trust me. I got this."
Cleric: "No, we don't want attention"
Me (fighter): I take out my Thieves’ Tools
Cleric: "Oh, you mean this kind of forcefully"
After I succeeded on the d20 test and the door opened,
Me: "See. I told you I got this."
Cleric: "I am sorry but you sound like you were about to smash the door."
One of my friend's campaigns had this bit. Context: It was post apocalyptic, real world things had existed
I was playing a bard, as I almost always do, and after finding a weird magic musical instrument, I casted legend lore. GM says out of character, "its a gibson les paul, make some stuff up, idk" so I say in character. "Ah, this is a fabled '58, forged from the sacred woods of Maple and Mahogany in the Great Forge of Sir Gibson. It was created by the genius of Les Paul himself. Truly, a relic of the ages."
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
"You take one step and disappear faster than my father when he found out my mom was pregnant"
-Logan(my DM)
"We joined the goddamn Ku Klux Klan again"
“Guys hurry! An angel’s dying up stairs.”
“You are not allowed to be drunk.”
“You are on a polar bear.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
One time, me and my party we're playing a one shot where we got kidnapped by this evil Baker and forced to work in his bakery. We managed to escape eventually, cuz I was a rogue and I knew how to lock pick, and we ended up in this sort of back room in the bakery, and the Baker walked in, so everyone had to hide, and this one person hides behind the door, and when the baker walks in, she choked him to death by shoving a stale baguette down his throat. It was amazing.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
My current character, Duke Kingsley.
"I'm going to SUPLEX the deer!!"
"When I was a boy, I ate at LEAST one boulder a week. Your weak jaws nowadays..."
"Duketastic!"
"I'm an architect, of course I look at ancient stuff."
"I'm DUKING it! I'm DUKING it!! Huzzah! I'm Duking ALL over the enemies!"
"I WIll CRUSH YOUR SKULL LIKE.... LIKE... like one of the many things I can crush with one hand."
"Your fat ass can't fit in their bathtub, and it breaart instantly." (My DM, to my character.)
"I make sure to strike a pose right after I turn him into red mist." (Me, playing as Duke.)
"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
"I'm being chased by a pack of polar bears wearing jet packs!"
===========================
Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
Current D&D Characters:
Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer
Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
Party rogue after getting a sneak attack crit on an undead using a sunblade - "That's a lot of D's right there."
Followed immediately with "Let's keep going down."
"Wait, we can milk it!?!?!
Oh, how did I not notice this thread before? My campaign's on discord and we have an entire channel devoted to recording the stupid stuff we say. Lemme start with these ones...
FYI I'm the DM
Me, about the Lycan Blood Hunter in my team: "They are having a furry fight"
Another player, about the aforementioned furry fight: "I hope he kills everyone"
The self-absorbed sorcerer: “This stool is to dirty for my precious buttocks”
Hi! I am Potato. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
My pronouns are they/them; I'm a gayroace* femboy who isn't out of the closet yet...but it's kind of a transparent closet.
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
*Made up that word, very proud of it
WHY
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate; but you can just call me They/Them
I am a young teenage boy. I have Insomnia, ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+
[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I've got like two lycan blood hunters! both of them have been called furries more than once!
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
We have so many furry jokes :)
Lycans are so fun
Hi! I am Potato. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
My pronouns are they/them; I'm a gayroace* femboy who isn't out of the closet yet...but it's kind of a transparent closet.
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
*Made up that word, very proud of it
ya, like blood hunter lycans, they just rip through everything and are pretty cool for roleplaying
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3