Powerful tomb guardian: "You may summon me three times. Each time, I will be compelled to answer one question and I will leave. If you summon me a fourth time, I will destroy you." Monk: "How do we summon you?" Guardian: "You only need to say my name." Rogue: "...and what is your name?" Guardian: "Noh." Rogue: "This is going to be a problem."
EDIT: Later...
Monk: "We don't know what's going to happen." Guardian: "I have been summoned. Ask me your question." Monk: "...but I didn't... that's not... Aw." Rogue to the party - not the Guardian: "Who saw this coming?" *raises hand* Fighter: *raises hand* Barbarian: *raises hand* Guardian: *raises hand*
(The Guardian graciously allowed that to be a freebie since the Rogue didn't address the Guardian for the question.)
On the 3rd question: Barbarian: "Okay. We're going to fix this once and for all. Noh." Guardian: "I have been summoned. Ask me your question." Barbarian: "If I summon you again inside this room. Will you appear in your exact same place as you are now?" Guardian: "...Yes?" Barbarian: "Okay." Guardian: "I have answered your questions. If you summon me again, I must--" Barbarian: "--Yeah. Whatever. Go away." Guardian: *vanishes* Barbarian: *stands in front of where the Guardian was with his clawed hand at the ready* "Noh." Guardian: "I have been summoned a for--" Barbarian: *slashed the Guardians throat, rips off a piece, and begins to eat it while walking away from the dying Guardian* Fighter to Rogue: "Why is he [Barbarian] scared of you, again?" Rogue: "That's none of your business."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
The party failed to stop out opponent and it summoned the Nightwalker under his thrall. It's way above what we can defeat fairly.
Priest: I cast Banishment. It's extra-planar so it's going to stay at its home plane after I finish concentration.
GM: He <rolls> fails his save. But as it winks out of existence you notice how all the skeleton archers shift their aim at you, guided by the malevolent will of their master.
Warlock: Don't worry, I know how to fix it. I unfold my Portable Hole and drop in on him. Now he's safe inside and can wait the for the whole minute until the concentration ends.
GM: <checks notes> so, remember how you picked up that bag of Holding in the last adventure but kept it secret from the rest of the group because you didn't want to share?
One player magically fleshcrafts a captured enemy into a giant ant-lion to use him as a living trap hidden under the floor, wired to jump out and start eating people if they step on the floor tiles near it. While captive is aware of being turned into a monster but unable to act, working purely on imprinted instincts. It's 11/10 on the scale of messed up capital "E" Evil. Things are bad and desperate enough even CG party member doesn't object.
GM: OK, you lose one point of Sanity.
Player: <looks up his character sheet> I don't have it on the sheet. No one said we were playing this with Sanity rules.
GM: We're not. Your character is fine. You lose one Sanity point.
Goblin Warrior: "Why do we keep a chest full of loot exposed in the middle of our camp? Shouldn't we at least try to hide it?" Goblin Booyahg: "It's been a Goblin tradition since time began. We're not going to change now just because it 'makes sense'."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
The party is going to go down a hillside to the edge of a forest to parley with wolves that have been terrorizing the area at the command of a pact-driven alpha.
Sorcerer: "I have an idea!" Rogue: "What is it?" Sorcerer: "You all go down there, and I stay up here..." Party: ... Artificer: "Is that it? I thought there would be more to it." Sorcerer: "Oh, no. I just don't wanna go down there."
EDIT:
Artificer: "Maybe if we all stay up here..." DM: "The sun is starting to set behind you casting your shadows into the clearing. They know you're here." Artificer: *making a shadow puppet* "Hey, look! I'm a wolf with them!"
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
(I don't remember the exact numbers rolled, sorry)
After encountering a "lake monster" and returning to shore, we met the NPC who hired us to go fishing in the lake. DM: (as NPC) See, no monster in the lake! Where are my fish? DM: (OOC) He seems very upset that you didn't bring any fish back with you. Fighter: (OOC) Wait, did I not catch any fish? (He had actually done some fishing, but the results were not determined at that time) DM: Oh, sure, roll to see how well you did. Bard: I give bardic inspiration. Artificer (simultaneously): I give you guidance. Ranger (simultaneously): I'll help. Fighter: So, wait, what all am I rolling? DM: A d6 plus a d4 plus roll with advantage. (Rolls total more than 20). Oh, yeah, you caught lots of fish. Fighter: Were any of them big? DM: Yes, you have several big fish. Fighter: I pick one of the big fish up and slap (NPC) with it. (rolls for attack, which hits, and rolls for damage) DM: (NPC) is now unconscious.
=========================== Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
Current D&D Characters: Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
on the umbrage hill quest from dragon of icespire peak(altered slightly so manticore is upstairs) my first time playing dnd.
dm: you walk upstairs to find a manticore roll in..
me : WAIT, im going to talk to it
DM:(allowing it because were noobs) k what do you say
me+dm(in character): has 5 minute conversation on why the manticore doesn't want to go back home
dm manticore(clearly as a joke cause he was getting a little annoyed): but i really like the floorplan here
me: why don't you just ask to trade homes with the lady downstairs instead of eating her then(nat 20 persuasion)
dm: the manticore walks downstairs with you, and has a conversation with the woman(manticore rolls 5 separate persuasion and deception rools, none under a 16 ) ok the manticore and the woman decide to trade homes congrats lightning(my tabaxi rogue) you somehow got an old woman to live in a mountain cave with kobold neighbors
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on the umbrage hill quest from dragon of icespire peak(altered slightly so manticore is upstairs) my first time playing dnd.
dm: you walk upstairs to find a manticore roll in..
me : WAIT, im going to talk to it
DM:(allowing it because were noobs) k what do you say
me+dm(in character): has 5 minute conversation on why the manticore doesn't want to go back home
dm manticore(clearly as a joke cause he was getting a little annoyed): but i really like the floorplan here
me: why don't you just ask to trade homes with the lady downstairs instead of eating her then(nat 20 persuasion)
dm: the manticore walks downstairs with you, and has a conversation with the woman(manticore rolls 5 separate persuasion and deception rools, none under a 16 ) ok the manticore and the woman decide to trade homes congrats lightning(my tabaxi rogue) you somehow got an old woman to live in a mountain cave with kobold neighbors
AMAZING
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Goliath NPC: "I can take you to the nearest town." Sorcerer: "What is the nearest town?" Goliath: "It's called Goodhead." Sorcerer: "Goodhead. Okay. We should probably head there in the morning." Artificer: *snickers* DM: There it is. I was thinking, "I'm going to count in my head after I tell them the town's name." Rogue: "We were all thinking it, but we decided to just leave that there." Sorcerer: "We are looking for Goodhead." Artificer: *snickers* Goliath: "I can show you Goodhead." Artificer: *starts giggling*
(Who needs Tasha's Hideous Laughter with a regional map like that?)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Goliath NPC: "I can take you to the nearest town." Sorcerer: "What is the nearest town?" Goliath: "It's called Goodhead." Sorcerer: "Goodhead. Okay. We should probably head there in the morning." Artificer: *snickers* DM: There it is. I was thinking, "I'm going to count in my head after I tell them the town's name." Rogue: "We were all thinking it, but we decided to just leave that there." Sorcerer: "We are looking for Goodhead." Artificer: *snickers* Goliath: "I can show you Goodhead." Artificer: *starts giggling*
(Who needs Tasha's Hideous Laughter with a regional map like that?)
Town is named after its excellent brothels, I'm pretty sure.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
This is from my Eberron campaign. The party was infiltrating a Droaam bunker-base northwest of Sharn that was spying on Breland. Inside of the base were a few goblin guards inside of a dark hallway with pit traps every 20 feet. This fight should have been simple, but we ran into an issue. . .
Me (DM): Okay, you are in this stone hallway, and it is completely dark in here. How many of you have darkvision? The party's DMPC wizard is a Mark of Finding human, so she can't see right now. Player 1 (Battle Smith Artificer): Hmm. . . my Steel Defender (Slither) has 60 feet of darkvision, but I'm a warforged, so I don't have any. Player 2 (Open Hands Monk): I'm a firbolg. Do they have darkvision? I don't have it written down. Me (flipping through Volo's): That's strange. No, they don't. Player 2: Wait. So none of us have darkvision? Me: Besides the robotic snake, no. That's a first. Player 1: So, what's in the hallway? DM: Oh, I forgot to mention. Something flies through the air, and would hit the Artificer, but Slither makes it miss. Roll for initiative, none of you can see right now, and you have no idea what it was that would have it you or where it came for. Player 2: Crap. /s This is going to be fun.
They proceeded to slog through the hallway, falling into all 3 pit traps (which had spikes at the bottom), losing their torches on multiple occasions, and nearly dying almost 10 times.
The moral of the story: As a DM, always make sure that your party has someone with darkvision. If not, make sure they are aware of this fact.
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My character dies, so I introduce a new one. During character creation, OOC, our DM suggests that I name him "I'm not actually going to put the name in here it's too rude", but the general gist is that he suggested I name him a d*** joke.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
“How did we go from adventurers to war planners in one session?”
I believe it is called 'plot.'
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
From a comic:
Powerful tomb guardian: "You may summon me three times. Each time, I will be compelled to answer one question and I will leave. If you summon me a fourth time, I will destroy you."
Monk: "How do we summon you?"
Guardian: "You only need to say my name."
Rogue: "...and what is your name?"
Guardian: "Noh."
Rogue: "This is going to be a problem."
EDIT: Later...
Monk: "We don't know what's going to happen."
Guardian: "I have been summoned. Ask me your question."
Monk: "...but I didn't... that's not... Aw."
Rogue to the party - not the Guardian: "Who saw this coming?" *raises hand*
Fighter: *raises hand*
Barbarian: *raises hand*
Guardian: *raises hand*
(The Guardian graciously allowed that to be a freebie since the Rogue didn't address the Guardian for the question.)
On the 3rd question:
Barbarian: "Okay. We're going to fix this once and for all. Noh."
Guardian: "I have been summoned. Ask me your question."
Barbarian: "If I summon you again inside this room. Will you appear in your exact same place as you are now?"
Guardian: "...Yes?"
Barbarian: "Okay."
Guardian: "I have answered your questions. If you summon me again, I must--"
Barbarian: "--Yeah. Whatever. Go away."
Guardian: *vanishes*
Barbarian: *stands in front of where the Guardian was with his clawed hand at the ready* "Noh."
Guardian: "I have been summoned a for--"
Barbarian: *slashed the Guardians throat, rips off a piece, and begins to eat it while walking away from the dying Guardian*
Fighter to Rogue: "Why is he [Barbarian] scared of you, again?"
Rogue: "That's none of your business."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
The party failed to stop out opponent and it summoned the Nightwalker under his thrall. It's way above what we can defeat fairly.
Priest: I cast Banishment. It's extra-planar so it's going to stay at its home plane after I finish concentration.
GM: He <rolls> fails his save. But as it winks out of existence you notice how all the skeleton archers shift their aim at you, guided by the malevolent will of their master.
Warlock: Don't worry, I know how to fix it. I unfold my Portable Hole and drop in on him. Now he's safe inside and can wait the for the whole minute until the concentration ends.
GM: <checks notes> so, remember how you picked up that bag of Holding in the last adventure but kept it secret from the rest of the group because you didn't want to share?
Priest: Oh fuuuu...
One player magically fleshcrafts a captured enemy into a giant ant-lion to use him as a living trap hidden under the floor, wired to jump out and start eating people if they step on the floor tiles near it. While captive is aware of being turned into a monster but unable to act, working purely on imprinted instincts. It's 11/10 on the scale of messed up capital "E" Evil. Things are bad and desperate enough even CG party member doesn't object.
GM: OK, you lose one point of Sanity.
Player: <looks up his character sheet> I don't have it on the sheet. No one said we were playing this with Sanity rules.
GM: We're not. Your character is fine. You lose one Sanity point.
From a comic:
Goblin Warrior: "Why do we keep a chest full of loot exposed in the middle of our camp? Shouldn't we at least try to hide it?"
Goblin Booyahg: "It's been a Goblin tradition since time began. We're not going to change now just because it 'makes sense'."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
NPC D&D stream paraphrased:
The party is going to go down a hillside to the edge of a forest to parley with wolves that have been terrorizing the area at the command of a pact-driven alpha.
Sorcerer: "I have an idea!"
Rogue: "What is it?"
Sorcerer: "You all go down there, and I stay up here..."
Party: ...
Artificer: "Is that it? I thought there would be more to it."
Sorcerer: "Oh, no. I just don't wanna go down there."
EDIT:
Artificer: "Maybe if we all stay up here..."
DM: "The sun is starting to set behind you casting your shadows into the clearing. They know you're here."
Artificer: *making a shadow puppet* "Hey, look! I'm a wolf with them!"
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
(I don't remember the exact numbers rolled, sorry)
After encountering a "lake monster" and returning to shore, we met the NPC who hired us to go fishing in the lake.
DM: (as NPC) See, no monster in the lake! Where are my fish?
DM: (OOC) He seems very upset that you didn't bring any fish back with you.
Fighter: (OOC) Wait, did I not catch any fish? (He had actually done some fishing, but the results were not determined at that time)
DM: Oh, sure, roll to see how well you did.
Bard: I give bardic inspiration.
Artificer (simultaneously): I give you guidance.
Ranger (simultaneously): I'll help.
Fighter: So, wait, what all am I rolling?
DM: A d6 plus a d4 plus roll with advantage. (Rolls total more than 20). Oh, yeah, you caught lots of fish.
Fighter: Were any of them big?
DM: Yes, you have several big fish.
Fighter: I pick one of the big fish up and slap (NPC) with it. (rolls for attack, which hits, and rolls for damage)
DM: (NPC) is now unconscious.
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Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
Current D&D Characters:
Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer
Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
on the umbrage hill quest from dragon of icespire peak(altered slightly so manticore is upstairs) my first time playing dnd.
dm: you walk upstairs to find a manticore roll in..
me : WAIT, im going to talk to it
DM:(allowing it because were noobs) k what do you say
me+dm(in character): has 5 minute conversation on why the manticore doesn't want to go back home
dm manticore(clearly as a joke cause he was getting a little annoyed): but i really like the floorplan here
me: why don't you just ask to trade homes with the lady downstairs instead of eating her then(nat 20 persuasion)
dm: the manticore walks downstairs with you, and has a conversation with the woman(manticore rolls 5 separate persuasion and deception rools, none under a 16 ) ok the manticore and the woman decide to trade homes congrats lightning(my tabaxi rogue) you somehow got an old woman to live in a mountain cave with kobold neighbors
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
AMAZING
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Me: Attempts to rip players arm off
Everyone else: that doesn't work
Me: nat 20
Black Lives Matter
Count as high as you can before Nikoli_Goodfellow Posts!
Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.
I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
NPC D&D Stream Paraphrased:
Goliath NPC: "I can take you to the nearest town."
Sorcerer: "What is the nearest town?"
Goliath: "It's called Goodhead."
Sorcerer: "Goodhead. Okay. We should probably head there in the morning."
Artificer: *snickers*
DM: There it is. I was thinking, "I'm going to count in my head after I tell them the town's name."
Rogue: "We were all thinking it, but we decided to just leave that there."
Sorcerer: "We are looking for Goodhead."
Artificer: *snickers*
Goliath: "I can show you Goodhead."
Artificer: *starts giggling*
(Who needs Tasha's Hideous Laughter with a regional map like that?)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Town is named after its excellent brothels, I'm pretty sure.
Mmmmaybe.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
That's our (DDB's) Lauren.💚
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
“Yeah, I know I’m cursed, I have a whole tragic backstory and stuff. Next?”
“I spend the rest of the long rest stress eating lilypad cakes.”
“HOT SAUCE PLEASE!?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
This is from my Eberron campaign. The party was infiltrating a Droaam bunker-base northwest of Sharn that was spying on Breland. Inside of the base were a few goblin guards inside of a dark hallway with pit traps every 20 feet. This fight should have been simple, but we ran into an issue. . .
Me (DM): Okay, you are in this stone hallway, and it is completely dark in here. How many of you have darkvision? The party's DMPC wizard is a Mark of Finding human, so she can't see right now.
Player 1 (Battle Smith Artificer): Hmm. . . my Steel Defender (Slither) has 60 feet of darkvision, but I'm a warforged, so I don't have any.
Player 2 (Open Hands Monk): I'm a firbolg. Do they have darkvision? I don't have it written down.
Me (flipping through Volo's): That's strange. No, they don't.
Player 2: Wait. So none of us have darkvision?
Me: Besides the robotic snake, no. That's a first.
Player 1: So, what's in the hallway?
DM: Oh, I forgot to mention. Something flies through the air, and would hit the Artificer, but Slither makes it miss. Roll for initiative, none of you can see right now, and you have no idea what it was that would have it you or where it came for.
Player 2: Crap. /s This is going to be fun.
They proceeded to slog through the hallway, falling into all 3 pit traps (which had spikes at the bottom), losing their torches on multiple occasions, and nearly dying almost 10 times.
The moral of the story: As a DM, always make sure that your party has someone with darkvision. If not, make sure they are aware of this fact.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Soooo this is a quote from my Star Wars group....
My character dies, so I introduce a new one. During character creation, OOC, our DM suggests that I name him "I'm not actually going to put the name in here it's too rude", but the general gist is that he suggested I name him a d*** joke.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
I wasn't expecting to fight a bunch of orcs, okay?
-Phandalin Wizard, after finding an orc encampment
The fire giants made a gundam wheeeeee
“How did we go from adventurers to war planners in one session?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
I believe it is called 'plot.'
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"So I have a powerful spell that traps souls, I'm a wizard and I'm practically undead. DM, give me the lich stat block."