This happened in the beginning of OOTA (out of the abyss)
My character sees orc in prison with us, names him orc in the corner
Me "Hey sup wanna be ffrriieennddss?"
Orc "No"
Me "how about if I break your chains with this iron bar?"
Orc grunts
I smite chains breaking them
Orc punches me in the face. "You're a weakling."
Since my race is minor deity, homebrew, one of my party members is my paladin, walks over, and one shots him with thunderous smite
Guards come running, ask whats happening.
Me "We're having a tea party" -rolls nat 20-
Guards, since were obviously not having a tea party, come into the cell a little confused, one stays in cell, others go to alert other guards, my bard friend charms the guard in the cell
This happened in the beginning of OOTA (out of the abyss)
My character sees orc in prison with us, names him orc in the corner
Me "Hey sup wanna be ffrriieennddss?"
Orc "No"
Me "how about if I break your chains with this iron bar?"
Orc grunts
I smite chains breaking them
Orc punches me in the face. "You're a weakling."
Since my race is minor deity, homebrew, one of my party members is my paladin, walks over, and one shots him with thunderous smite
Guards come running, ask whats happening.
Me "We're having a tea party" -rolls nat 20-
Guards, since were obviously not having a tea party, come into the cell a little confused, one stays in cell, others go to alert other guards, my bard friend charms the guard in the cell
This happened in the beginning of OOTA (out of the abyss)
My character sees orc in prison with us, names him orc in the corner
Me "Hey sup wanna be ffrriieennddss?"
Orc "No"
Me "how about if I break your chains with this iron bar?"
Orc grunts
I smite chains breaking them
Orc punches me in the face. "You're a weakling."
Since my race is minor deity, homebrew, one of my party members is my paladin, walks over, and one shots him with thunderous smite
Guards come running, ask whats happening.
Me "We're having a tea party" -rolls nat 20-
Guards, since were obviously not having a tea party, come into the cell a little confused, one stays in cell, others go to alert other guards, my bard friend charms the guard in the cell
etc.
You can't cast spells in that part of OotA.
Who the heck asked you?
I did. Then I looked at the book.
But did we ask for that information in this thread?
This happened in the beginning of OOTA (out of the abyss)
My character sees orc in prison with us, names him orc in the corner
Me "Hey sup wanna be ffrriieennddss?"
Orc "No"
Me "how about if I break your chains with this iron bar?"
Orc grunts
I smite chains breaking them
Orc punches me in the face. "You're a weakling."
Since my race is minor deity, homebrew, one of my party members is my paladin, walks over, and one shots him with thunderous smite
Guards come running, ask whats happening.
Me "We're having a tea party" -rolls nat 20-
Guards, since were obviously not having a tea party, come into the cell a little confused, one stays in cell, others go to alert other guards, my bard friend charms the guard in the cell
etc.
You can't cast spells in that part of OotA.
Who the heck asked you?
I did. Then I looked at the book.
But did we ask for that information in this thread?
This happened in the beginning of OOTA (out of the abyss)
My character sees orc in prison with us, names him orc in the corner
Me "Hey sup wanna be ffrriieennddss?"
Orc "No"
Me "how about if I break your chains with this iron bar?"
Orc grunts
I smite chains breaking them
Orc punches me in the face. "You're a weakling."
Since my race is minor deity, homebrew, one of my party members is my paladin, walks over, and one shots him with thunderous smite
Guards come running, ask whats happening.
Me "We're having a tea party" -rolls nat 20-
Guards, since were obviously not having a tea party, come into the cell a little confused, one stays in cell, others go to alert other guards, my bard friend charms the guard in the cell
etc.
You can't cast spells in that part of OotA.
Who the heck asked you?
I did. Then I looked at the book.
But did we ask for that information in this thread?
God people these days
Our dm thinks fun is more important than the rules, and breaking a rule for the sake of fun is a good thing. He didnt let our pyro cast firebolt or anything, and since this wasnt directly aiding our escape, i think he let it pass.
Druid: Why did the tree target me? [Rogue] was the one who challenged it to a dance battle a few sessions ago! DM: The tree prefers the vegetarian option.
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Fighter tries to grapple Devil as it is leaving and fails.
Fighter: "Please, don't go!" Devil (DM): "Stop touching me!" Fighter: "We could really use your help!" Devil: "Only those who can speak my True Name can command me!" Fighter: "Is it Bob?" Devil: "No." Fighter: "Is it Harold?" Devil: "Stop it." Fighter: "Is it George?" Devil: "NOOOOOO! YOU HAVE SPOKEN MY TRUE NAME, AND I MUST OBEY ALL YOUR COMMANDS!" Fighter: "Really?" Devil: "Heh. No. As if my True Name would be George." *leaves*
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Squirrels are Chaotic Evil Aberrations in my campaign. Geese are the fiends. Squirrels and Geese fight often.
Anchovies are dimensional beings that can gain the powers of those they touch. In my surprisingly interesting “dream world” (the setting of my dreams seems to mostly have a single canon, somehow), at least. Maybe I could make that into a setting...
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
Squirrels are Chaotic Evil Aberrations in my campaign. Geese are the fiends. Squirrels and Geese fight often.
Anchovies are dimensional beings that can gain the powers of those they touch. In my surprisingly interesting “dream world” (the world of my dreams seems to have a single canon, somehow), at least.
You think your dreams have canon? Even the number of cannons in my dreams is canon.
Squirrels are Chaotic Evil Aberrations in my campaign. Geese are the fiends. Squirrels and Geese fight often.
Anchovies are dimensional beings that can gain the powers of those they touch. In my surprisingly interesting “dream world” (the world of my dreams seems to have a single canon, somehow), at least.
You think your dreams have canon? Even the number of cannons in my dreams is canon.
Squirrels are Chaotic Evil Aberrations in my campaign. Geese are the fiends. Squirrels and Geese fight often.
Anchovies are dimensional beings that can gain the powers of those they touch. In my surprisingly interesting “dream world” (the world of my dreams seems to have a single canon, somehow), at least.
You think your dreams have canon? Even the number of cannons in my dreams is canon.
same lol
My dreams are like that, except that there are a bunch of different campaigns and one-shots going on at the same time and I never know which one it'll be.
Squirrels are Chaotic Evil Aberrations in my campaign. Geese are the fiends. Squirrels and Geese fight often.
Anchovies are dimensional beings that can gain the powers of those they touch. In my surprisingly interesting “dream world” (the world of my dreams seems to have a single canon, somehow), at least.
You think your dreams have canon? Even the number of cannons in my dreams is canon.
same lol
Yes. Dreams can sometimes actually come up with interesting monsters and stuff. Maybe I should make a setting from them...
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
Squirrels are Chaotic Evil Aberrations in my campaign. Geese are the fiends. Squirrels and Geese fight often.
Anchovies are dimensional beings that can gain the powers of those they touch. In my surprisingly interesting “dream world” (the world of my dreams seems to have a single canon, somehow), at least.
You think your dreams have canon? Even the number of cannons in my dreams is canon.
same lol
Yes. Dreams can sometimes actually come up with interesting monsters and stuff. Maybe I should make a setting from them...
Yep, that's how I came with the first boss for my campaign.
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Who the heck asked you?
I did. Then I looked at the book.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
But did we ask for that information in this thread?
eYYY there this thread is meant to be funny and friendly, so please overlook the rules for the sake of hilarity in this situation!
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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God people these days
Current Character: https://www.dndbeyond.com/profile/MajestorSteel1103/characters/44226318
Leader of the Cult of ANTI-Sedge
Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce as well as one of the three founders (others being GreatAxeblade and ParticleHex)
Our dm thinks fun is more important than the rules, and breaking a rule for the sake of fun is a good thing. He didnt let our pyro cast firebolt or anything, and since this wasnt directly aiding our escape, i think he let it pass.
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Leader of the Cult of ANTI-Sedge
Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce as well as one of the three founders (others being GreatAxeblade and ParticleHex)
Please, could we not argue in a comedic thread?
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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I second that. Please don't argue. It makes it less fun for everyone.
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Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
I third that. I know I was technically part of it, but I didnt want to argue about rules, I just wanted to share a funny thing.
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Leader of the Cult of ANTI-Sedge
Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce as well as one of the three founders (others being GreatAxeblade and ParticleHex)
I say we just sweep this under the rug and forget about it. Hopefully, someone has a funny quote, so we can get back to comedy.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Another quote from my last session:
Druid: Why did the tree target me? [Rogue] was the one who challenged it to a dance battle a few sessions ago!
DM: The tree prefers the vegetarian option.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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sentient golem:are you made of clay
human fighter:no im made of human flesh
(whole table bursts out in laughter)
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
Fighter tries to grapple Devil as it is leaving and fails.
Fighter: "Please, don't go!"
Devil (DM): "Stop touching me!"
Fighter: "We could really use your help!"
Devil: "Only those who can speak my True Name can command me!"
Fighter: "Is it Bob?"
Devil: "No."
Fighter: "Is it Harold?"
Devil: "Stop it."
Fighter: "Is it George?"
Devil: "NOOOOOO! YOU HAVE SPOKEN MY TRUE NAME, AND I MUST OBEY ALL YOUR COMMANDS!"
Fighter: "Really?"
Devil: "Heh. No. As if my True Name would be George." *leaves*
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"I've been gone for 30 minutes? What is this about a pile of bodies?"
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Anchovies are dimensional beings that can gain the powers of those they touch. In my surprisingly interesting “dream world” (the setting of my dreams seems to mostly have a single canon, somehow), at least. Maybe I could make that into a setting...
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
You think your dreams have canon? Even the number of cannons in my dreams is canon.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
same lol
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
My dreams are like that, except that there are a bunch of different campaigns and one-shots going on at the same time and I never know which one it'll be.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Yes. Dreams can sometimes actually come up with interesting monsters and stuff. Maybe I should make a setting from them...
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
Yep, that's how I came with the first boss for my campaign.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.