Changeling: I make my skin, hair and eyes reflective like mirror and make aggressive eye contact with a medusa. GM: Give me a Con save, please. Changeling: 17. Now her save. GM: 7. She actually turns to stone instantly. With a very confused face. Like seconds before saying "oh, I didn't expect that".
"This boss monster killed us by standing there and breathing!"
During the near TPK of my last session. The only party member left alive, a ranger, who would have died the next round, missed with two shortsword attacks, then hit with the offhand one. It still didn't kill the boss. Then the player remembered he had hunter's mark up. The hunter's mark damage finally killed the boss, but it was a really close call.
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My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
In a round of character introductions for a new group “my character is SirClawsAlot the lv. 13 tabaxi wizard, I specialize in conjuration, AOE damage, and cats”
Other character “wait, hold on AOE damage? Like, blowing us up?”
different character “AOE isn’t important, cats?!?!”
player 1 “in my world there are three rules, one, friendly fire is always friendly, two, evening is grooming time, three, there is only one right choice for find familiar, cat”
"Stabbing and slashing is the only wayyyyyyyyyyyyy" One PC while killing a mimic that another PC was trying to tame.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Ugh! I had a person (multiple people actually) who was like this! They kept joking “oh, I liked the floor and now I’m dead! I have floor disease!” I felt like I WANTED to make them dead floor disease or no. The “joke” kept on getting repeated until they finally stopped and settled for being a murder hobo pickpocket instead. (They pick pocketed people, they refused to fight they ran away instead, they didn’t get along with the rest of the party, they almost got arrested) wel actually they DID get arrested then I saved them. Literally.
“ You just gave the Gnoll Hunter an irrational fear of pancakes!”
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Anything is edible if you try hard enough!
I am a swimmer. If you see me running, you should run too, because it means something horrible is chasing me.
their too dangerous to be left alive
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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- I open the door
- It's locked
- I have strength 25. When I open things, they open.
We have half a plan and half as much time to get you out!- Prison Break
Usef (Half-Orc Barbarian) is weak anyway, Skamos (Tiefling Warlock) could easily pull his legs off and wear him as a backpack...
One player OOC bagging another one for not being able to make a DnD session.......
Odo Proudfoot - Lvl 10 Halfling Monk - Princes of the Apocalypse (Campaign Finished)
Orryn Pebblefoot - Lvl 5 Rock Gnome Wizard (Deceased) - Waterdeep: Dragon Heist (Deceased)
Anerin Ap Tewdr - Lvl 5 Human (Variant) Bard (College of Valor) - Waterdeep: Dragon Heist
"This boss monster killed us by standing there and breathing!"
During the near TPK of my last session. The only party member left alive, a ranger, who would have died the next round, missed with two shortsword attacks, then hit with the offhand one. It still didn't kill the boss. Then the player remembered he had hunter's mark up. The hunter's mark damage finally killed the boss, but it was a really close call.
Pronouns: he/him/his.
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
Wizard time!
Wizard (heavily inebriated, to a gnoll): PUPPY!
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Wizard (still heavily inebriated): It's Odin!
Maybe not that funny on its own, but made hilarious when it turns out that NPC actually is Odin.
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Wizard: I enter my fart form.
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(When we were trying to sneak into a place with one of our number disguised as an NPC we killed, named Weasel)
NPC: And Weasel? What are you doing with these intruders?
Wizard: Oh, that one's easy! It's not Weasel.
does a 28 hit?
noPlayer: Lets this blown up this building then swing out of here like in the movies
DM: roll acrobatics
Player: *Fails*
DM: *Boom*
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I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
In a round of character introductions for a new group “my character is SirClawsAlot the lv. 13 tabaxi wizard, I specialize in conjuration, AOE damage, and cats”
Other character “wait, hold on AOE damage? Like, blowing us up?”
different character “AOE isn’t important, cats?!?!”
player 1 “in my world there are three rules, one, friendly fire is always friendly, two, evening is grooming time, three, there is only one right choice for find familiar, cat”
"Stabbing and slashing is the only wayyyyyyyyyyyyy" One PC while killing a mimic that another PC was trying to tame.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
"Do you always just go around licking things..?"
Must be a geologist.🤔
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Ugh! I had a person (multiple people actually) who was like this! They kept joking “oh, I liked the floor and now I’m dead! I have floor disease!” I felt like I WANTED to make them dead floor disease or no. The “joke” kept on getting repeated until they finally stopped and settled for being a murder hobo pickpocket instead. (They pick pocketed people, they refused to fight they ran away instead, they didn’t get along with the rest of the party, they almost got arrested) wel actually they DID get arrested then I saved them. Literally.
Cleric and Party Monk going to go check on the Lair of and Evil Guy we killed but left quickly due to a near TPK.
Monk - I'll look for valuables
DM - Alright, you find the obvious bags of gold on the table
Monk - How much?
DM - About 235 Gold
Monk - I'll pocket it all and make sure the cleric doesn't notice
~~~ A little later after the Cleric finds out about the Gold ~~~
Cleric - I'll whack him with the staff to check if it has any magical properties
DM - It isn't magic so you don't have to do that
Cleric - But I don't know that yet
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The cleric and monk in your party are the subject of almost every one of your posts on this thread.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Everyone else is too smart to do something silly :p Most of the time.
Rogue - I just made a new character! I didn't think i would be brought back to life!
DM - Yeah... Well, he's been brought back.
Rogue - But my new character is so much better! Fine, I pick up Monk's Fist, and punch myself with it.
DM - That doesn't do anything.
Rogue - Then I walk over to the door, open it put my head through and say, "Imagine Living." and slam my head
DM - That... Also doesn't work.
Rogue - I stab myself and since I'm an ally I add Sneak attack
DM - Alright, fine. You fall unconscious, roll me some death saves.
Rogue - *Proceeds to roll a Nat 20* NooOooooo!
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After reading the description for the “College of Swords” Bard subclass...
Rogue: “What kind of bard are you? You sing? Dance...?”
Bard: (scoffs) “I’m a Sword Bard, friend...not some foppish lute-strummer.”
Barbarian: (perks up) “Swords?!”
Rogue: (turns to Barbarian) “Yes: swords. Calm down. So...what exactly does a Sword Bard do?”
Bard: (flicks and spins a dagger) “Tricks with the blade...dagger tossing. Juggling. Fighting...nothing too serious. Sword swallowing.”
Barbarian: (giggles) “Sword...swallowing? Whazzat?”
Bard: (grins, and pulls out scimitar) “Exactly what it sounds like.”
Rogue: “Bullsh*t.”
Bard: “Totally serious.”
Rogue: “Do it.”
Bard: “Two gold coins.”
Rogue: (tosses coins) “Done.”
Bard: (unsheathes scimitar and holds the blade vertical over their face) “Alright...here we go...”
(the rest of the party leans in close to watch)
DM: “Make a...“Performance” check?”
...
...
(...you all know what I rolled.)
(amidst the gut-busting laughter...)
Wizard: “SOMEBODY GET A MEDIC! A DOCTOR..!”
Bard: (gurgling blood) “BLLLRRRGGGHHH...!”
(tavern screaming in terror)
NPC: “SOMEBODY HELP HIM!”
NPC: “THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!”
NPC: “MURDER! MURDER!”
Barbarian: (to Wizard) “Can’t you heal him?!”
Wizard: “I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HEAL! That’s the Bard’s job!”
DM: “...and he can’t...(crying laughter)...he can’t say the verbal component for “Healing Word”.”
Bard: (choking on his own blood)“GRHRLLBBLRRRBB...!”
Rogue: “Damn...worth the two gold.”
this is by far the best part of that most comedic series of events
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