Bard: (Catches her adoptive ghost son and the kenku warlock sharing swear words)
Kenku Warlock: "MOTHERF---ER!!!" *Runs *
"(Bard) can't be with her boytoy because the children are swearing."
"Ah, my old nemesis, Perry the Permafrost!"
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Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie." Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me. I'm allergic to fireball
Me from somewhere: Also, just incase you were all wondering, Morthosticles pronounced Mor-Thos-Ti-Clease. Lol not...not More-of-those-tickles....LOLLLLLLLLL
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
This has not happened yet, but I have created a character that is basically the Princess of Hell. That loves hugs. I can imagine, when she hugs someone, the DM saying this r something similar to this:
"The [insert creature name here] is being hugged by the princess of hell."
Player1: "If you attach buttered toast to the bottom of a cats paws butter side up and drop it, will it just spin in the air?"
Player2: "Well...I've got a cat."
Player3: "And I've got toast."
This make no sense
It's actually really funny- you just don't know it yet.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Player1: "If you attach buttered toast to the bottom of a cats paws butter side up and drop it, will it just spin in the air?"
Player2: "Well...I've got a cat."
Player3: "And I've got toast."
This make no sense
It's actually really funny- you just don't know it yet.
Trust me, one day it's gonna click- probably in the middle of a big test and you're gonna be like, "OOOOOoooohhhhh! I get it now!!"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
That one bard: Yee e e e e e a wee mah mah mah way
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
The second quote reminds me of a quote of a time my gunslinger received a magic weapon and I went over to the artificer and asked him to cast identify on it, he responded “ It’s a GUN, Whispy”
Player: The emissary of what? The emissary of happiness?
NPC: Yeah, sure, the emissary of happiness. Because the emissary of happiness is a tall dark knight with glowing eyes with a ginormous sword that looks like it could easily cut you in twain. Definitely the emissary of happiness.
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Zepper, aasimar bard, has never told a lie or mislead someone in their life. Is trying to remove all secrets from the world.
Temerity, teifling, Way of the Drunken Master pirate monk. She left for 1 month, and now has to save her (big) brothers from a cult.
This is very late, but here we go:
Bard: (Catches her adoptive ghost son and the kenku warlock sharing swear words)
Kenku Warlock: "MOTHERF---ER!!!" *Runs *
"(Bard) can't be with her boytoy because the children are swearing."
"Ah, my old nemesis, Perry the Permafrost!"
Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken
Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie."
Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings
Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me.
I'm allergic to fireball
This is literally the engine of all skyships in my campaign.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Me from somewhere: Also, just incase you were all wondering, Morthosticles pronounced Mor-Thos-Ti-Clease. Lol not...not More-of-those-tickles....LOLLLLLLLLL
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
This has not happened yet, but I have created a character that is basically the Princess of Hell. That loves hugs. I can imagine, when she hugs someone, the DM saying this r something similar to this:
"The [insert creature name here] is being hugged by the princess of hell."
This make no sense
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
as the sayings go a cat always lands on it´s feet while toast always lands buttered side down
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
It's actually really funny- you just don't know it yet.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Trust me, one day it's gonna click- probably in the middle of a big test and you're gonna be like, "OOOOOoooohhhhh! I get it now!!"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
No I don’t think so...
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
Would you prefer if I were to tell you?
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Wait never mind I didn’t see this post it makes sense now
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
"It's a beautiful day for a TPK"
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
"A snake can dream."
Hombrew: Way of Wresting, Circle of Sacrifice
No one:
Absolutly no one:
That one bard: Yee e e e e e a wee mah mah mah way
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
"You're drowning her!"
"It's a SWORD!"
Hombrew: Way of Wresting, Circle of Sacrifice
“They cut out half the map! Why would they cut off half the map!?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
The second quote reminds me of a quote of a time my gunslinger received a magic weapon and I went over to the artificer and asked him to cast identify on it, he responded “ It’s a GUN, Whispy”
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
👌👍🤣 Lol
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
>Extended Signature<
NPC: It was *ominous voice* THE EMISSARY
Player: The emissary of what? The emissary of happiness?
NPC: Yeah, sure, the emissary of happiness. Because the emissary of happiness is a tall dark knight with glowing eyes with a ginormous sword that looks like it could easily cut you in twain. Definitely the emissary of happiness.
Zepper, aasimar bard, has never told a lie or mislead someone in their life. Is trying to remove all secrets from the world.
Temerity, teifling, Way of the Drunken Master pirate monk. She left for 1 month, and now has to save her (big) brothers from a cult.
“I need to work on my southern accent.”
”The one time I want you to try to peacefully negotiate, you don’t do it!”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me