Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
*begins warping arcane change energy into a roiling blue shield of flame between us, preparing a violent burst of the same energy with my other hand.*
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
” You can not defeat me!” *I fling the arcane bolt towards you, while simultaneously using my magic to confuse you as to where the bolt is coming from to prevent you from blocking it*
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
” You can not defeat me!” *I fling the arcane bolt towards you, while simultaneously using my magic to confuse you as to where the bolt is coming from to prevent you from blocking it*
im not gonna fight u...i am gonna eat u
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oh yeah see😏
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Heart attack on a plate:
Link
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
yum
yeah I really dig that
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
I will fight beside you in the field of battle! Heck my neutrality! Down with sedge and Levi, up with bacon
Bacon never dies
It becomes a part of you
Y-Yo-You never eated a single fish ???? what da............
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
da fishys is delicious
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
What kind of cow are you?
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Um, I’m not a cow. I’m just a cow.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I have two questions for you then. What is this holy cow everyone keeps mentioning and why haven't we made bacon out of it yet?
Bacon is made of pigs, not cow.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Not talking to you
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
can i make u into a hamburger?
No?
*begins warping arcane change energy into a roiling blue shield of flame between us, preparing a violent burst of the same energy with my other hand.*
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
*lights the grill
"too bad"
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BOVINES. THEY SHALL RETALIATE. BOVINE INTERVENTION! ARNOLD THE INDEPENDENT ZOMBIE WIPES THE CULT OF LEVI FROM THE FORUM!
then we eat some grass
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
You should come to Spain to taste cow's bacon.... xD
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
” You can not defeat me!” *I fling the arcane bolt towards you, while simultaneously using my magic to confuse you as to where the bolt is coming from to prevent you from blocking it*
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
im not gonna fight u...i am gonna eat u