If it gives the opponent no reasonable way to fight back, it's cheese.
I can't say I'm not a bit upset by that.
I came for a fight, and instead I got murdered with no way to protect myself or fight back. I was thinking that I could use the Witch, a nearly debuff-only class, to eke out a win, but that didn't work at all.
Sorry, I truly am sorry.
I understand, and I forgive you.
DnD is not a balanced game, homebrew or not, and you wanted to play around with builds. I see combat as a form of roleplay where the characters get to show off their abilities, and that's why I fight. We came looking for different experiences.
I wanted to have fun, and my guess is that you wanted to win.
Actually, at this point, it is only to test builds, I wanted you to have fun more than I wanted to win
And, I can provide the roleplay fight experince if you want that, I have an old character that would be really fun to fight with your character
I think I want to take a break for now, but thank you for the offer.
I will be here if you want to, later
And. I want to say: Thank you, thank you for being who you are, and how you communicated your slight feeling of upset. it was wonderfully communicated, and how you comminicate has always been something I strive to learn myself
Y'all, I just gotta say to this, thank you for handling disputes maturely. A lot of politicians fail to do that, so thanks. :3
If it gives the opponent no reasonable way to fight back, it's cheese.
I can't say I'm not a bit upset by that.
I came for a fight, and instead I got murdered with no way to protect myself or fight back. I was thinking that I could use the Witch, a nearly debuff-only class, to eke out a win, but that didn't work at all.
Sorry, I truly am sorry.
I understand, and I forgive you.
DnD is not a balanced game, homebrew or not, and you wanted to play around with builds. I see combat as a form of roleplay where the characters get to show off their abilities, and that's why I fight. We came looking for different experiences.
I wanted to have fun, and my guess is that you wanted to win.
Actually, at this point, it is only to test builds, I wanted you to have fun more than I wanted to win
And, I can provide the roleplay fight experince if you want that, I have an old character that would be really fun to fight with your character
I think I want to take a break for now, but thank you for the offer.
I will be here if you want to, later
And. I want to say: Thank you, thank you for being who you are, and how you communicated your slight feeling of upset. it was wonderfully communicated, and how you comminicate has always been something I strive to learn myself
Y'all, I just gotta say to this, thank you for handling disputes maturely. A lot of politicians fail to do that, so thanks. :3
If I'm going to be honest, the best way to handle disputes is just to attempt to understand what the person that your dsiputing with is saying, and if its your fault, who cares? a friendship is worth so so much more than being right
I direct 4 of my wisps to take the attacks I would have sustained damage from instead. Then I command them to surround you (they can fly 100 feet, if your somehow farther I can throw them).
Hispus Attack Roll: 24 Damage: 9 lightning
Jispus Attack Roll: 13 Damage: 9 lightning
Rispus Attack Roll: 24 Damage: 7 lightning
Fispus Attack Roll: 19 Damage: 7 lightning
Mispus Attack Roll: 19 Damage: 9 lightning
Nispus Attack Roll: 21 Damage: 14 lightning
Dispus Attack Roll: 18 Damage: 10 lightning
Gispus Attack Roll: 18 Damage: 10 lightning
Tispus Attack Roll: 20 Damage: 12 lightning
Yispus Attack Roll: 22 Damage: 16 lightning
Ospus Attack Roll: 13 Damage: 14 lightning
Kispus Attack Roll: 24 Damage: 12 lightning
Þispus Attack Roll: 12 Damage: 12 lightning
Vispus Attack Roll: 19 Damage: 11 lightning
Zispus Attack Roll: 19 Damage: 14 lightning
Bispus Attack Roll: 14 Damage: 8 lightning
Cispus Attack Roll: 14 Damage: 13 lightning
Mobisp: Fireball. DC 13 DEX save. Fail: 35 Fire.
Robisp: Fireball. DC 13 DEX save. Fail: 34 Fire.
Gobisp: Fireball. DC 13 DEX save. Fail: 30 Fire.
Kerrvimispian III Attack Roll: 25 Damage: 22 force.
ok gtg now bye bye
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Y'all, I just gotta say to this, thank you for handling disputes maturely. A lot of politicians fail to do that, so thanks. :3
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
If I'm going to be honest, the best way to handle disputes is just to attempt to understand what the person that your dsiputing with is saying, and if its your fault, who cares? a friendship is worth so so much more than being right
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Hey Lactonius, fighting here!
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Why do I feel like I’m always playing catch-up?
Tomowow
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Aww. Bye!
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Why do I feel like I’m always playing catch-up?
Ok I’m ready when you are, I am using no magic items btw…
initative: 15
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
link..?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Oh! Hi! Can’t battle right now, I have to go soon, but… I will also use no magic items. Initiative: 25
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Why do I feel like I’m always playing catch-up?
Very well then…prepare for your instantaneous demise (bye bye!)
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
How? It’s my turn! Ok, I will attack from hiding…
Attack 1: 15 or 21 to hit, 39 damage
Attack 2: 16 to hit, 10 damage
Attack 3: 15 to hit, 13 damage
I will then climb 35 feet up a wall and try to hide. Stealth check: 22.
As a thief, I get two turns on the first round!
Attack 1: 27 or 27 to hit, 40 damage
Attack 2: 28 to hit, 9 damage
Attack 3: 23 to hit, 11 damage
I then take the disengage action and run 35 feet away
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Why do I feel like I’m always playing catch-up?
Any hits there?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Why do I feel like I’m always playing catch-up?
I direct 4 of my wisps to take the attacks I would have sustained damage from instead. Then I command them to surround you (they can fly 100 feet, if your somehow farther I can throw them).
Hispus Attack Roll: 24 Damage: 9 lightning
Jispus Attack Roll: 13 Damage: 9 lightning
Rispus Attack Roll: 24 Damage: 7 lightning
Fispus Attack Roll: 19 Damage: 7 lightning
Mispus Attack Roll: 19 Damage: 9 lightning
Nispus Attack Roll: 21 Damage: 14 lightning
Dispus Attack Roll: 18 Damage: 10 lightning
Gispus Attack Roll: 18 Damage: 10 lightning
Tispus Attack Roll: 20 Damage: 12 lightning
Yispus Attack Roll: 22 Damage: 16 lightning
Ospus Attack Roll: 13 Damage: 14 lightning
Kispus Attack Roll: 24 Damage: 12 lightning
Þispus Attack Roll: 12 Damage: 12 lightning
Vispus Attack Roll: 19 Damage: 11 lightning
Zispus Attack Roll: 19 Damage: 14 lightning
Bispus Attack Roll: 14 Damage: 8 lightning
Cispus Attack Roll: 14 Damage: 13 lightning
Mobisp: Fireball. DC 13 DEX save. Fail: 35 Fire.
Robisp: Fireball. DC 13 DEX save. Fail: 34 Fire.
Gobisp: Fireball. DC 13 DEX save. Fail: 30 Fire.
Kerrvimispian III Attack Roll: 25 Damage: 22 force.
ok gtg now bye bye
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
2 hits, I automatically pass every dex save since I have +12, so a total of 18 damage. That all you got?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Why do I feel like I’m always playing catch-up?
Jeeez your AC is quite high, I’ll have to use a different strategy…
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*Cough *It's 27 *Cough*
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
LINK!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
HELLO! It’s not 27.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Why do I feel like I’m always playing catch-up?
*Ah, not the character I helped with*
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
*Yeah, it’s the other character you helped with.*
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Why do I feel like I’m always playing catch-up?
ded
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.