i can make “always has been” memes and they are funny.
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
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Is it really a superpower to throw an egg over a playing card though?
I can summon a keyboard that lets me use Skyrim/Fallout style console commands in real life...
How to add tooltips on dndbeyond
But to summon it you must break your fingers
i can create the cure for covid 19
I would come up with a flaw but I really really want that to work.
I can control the weather.
Please check out my homebrew and give me feedback!
Subclasses | Races | Spells | Magic Items | Monsters | Feats | Backgrounds
But you can only do so for two minutes before you lose control and the weather goes back to the way it was
i am invulnerable
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
You are unable to be pierced by anything. Congrats! No flu shots, no vaccines, no surgery... so you probably won't live too long.
I wish to be able to cast dominate monster.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
Homebrew: Magic items, Subclasses
But you have no spell slots to cast it with.
I wish I was a sorcerer.
And for 85 minutes you become a lvl 2 sorcerer.
I have infrared vision (i see heat signatures)
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
But now you can only see that way, and cannot discern color, or things without a heat signature.
I can walk through walls, but only if I want to.
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
however you quickly lose motivation and spend long periods of time stuck in walls.
I can reshape the galaxy in my image...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
But you can’t think of anything else until the end of the universe.
I can control matter itself...
Head leader of the 42nd cult. Lower sorcerer in the cult of bacon. Member of the LeviRocks cult.
Super Yahtzee records: 12, another 12, 31 and another 31. Yahtzee of 4’s: 24
#42 #YeetusDeletus
Homebrew|Backgrounds|Feats|Magic items|Monsters|Races|Spells|Subclass|
But only a single atom of it.
I'm invincible...
Hail Sedge
However with every passing second your invinsibility feels like a curse ,and you slowly lose your sanity.
Everything I do, I do it good.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
But only if you take a very painful shot each morning.
I can turn animals into humans and vice versa.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
However your ability works both ways, ergo whenever you change something from a human or animal, you too change as the other creature does.
I can manifest objects from shadows.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Did you see the link i posted... its some sweet homebrew.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
but everywhere you go you radiate 1000ft of bright light
I can get anything I want, but
Only if it is edible.
i can accelerate or slow down time...
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
strangely enough for some reason I forgot to look it up... Neat choice...
however whenever you accelerate time your aging process slows down as well as yourr metabolism. Vice versa when you slow down time.
I can make the lamest of dad jokes and still make people genuinely laugh.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
...but every time people hear them, they laugh so hard they die
I can make the cake NOT a lie
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But it becomes everything.
i can make “always has been” memes and they are funny.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew