But can only heal fat cats that cant move

But you get your superpower this time until you edit your post <=

Superpower of nothingness

Except you get telepathy

telekinesis

but it is just invisible mage hand

i can become any dnd race but...

bruh telekinesis can carry 1000 pounds

S/He's not wrong

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but it is just invisible mage hand

i can become any dnd race but...

 But when you do, all your stats are 1

I can turn neon green on command...

But only in very low light conditions and you have the light level of a Minecraft Mushroom

The Power to reawaken this thread from it's deep slumber

sure?

the power to go back in time

But you can’t go back to your time.

The power to choke down asparagus.

you can choke to death on asparagus but why

the power to become any 5th edition d&d class at level 20

Okay, but you stay human and no god want's to listen to you and everyone thinks you're crazy

The Power to always be right

no whenever you move you have to go right so you can only go in circles

the power to make everyone stop changing names

But their flair changes every post.

the ability to become speedy *zoom*

You can't slow down * Zoom *

The power To reply to myself

Ok but you become a shapeshifter

The power for nobody to say otherwise

now nobody can say the word otherwise

i have the power to make nikoli goodfellow stop replying to themself

Done, Nikoli has accomplished his goal

The power of choosing a superpower for me to have every day

granted but they are summon fork in your eye, delete yourself from existence, make it soo you cannot move your hands from showing 2, you can split yourself in 2, you can make it so you loose control over your body but everyone in the world gains some control over it, get trapped in a day long time loop forever but only you until you die

the power to cast power word yep in real life on nikoli

Done you don't know who I am in real-life

The power to flavor water