I can take magic items from books and make them real...
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
After you gained power, you suffer 4d100 Bludgeoning damage + 3d20 Psiquic damage. Roll a DC 35 Strenght saving throw. On a success, you only suffer Stun effect and stay unconscious for at least 1d4 days. On a Failure and after suffering the mentioned damage, you enter the Other Life Realm, just to rest there for at least 2d4 YEARS.
But only if your wish benefits no one and also doesn’t harm anyone.
I wish a hot dog the size of a battleship would erupt out of the ground next to me.
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JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
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But the real gods are not happy with you mocking them.
I can make armor on command.
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Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy He/Him *smacks table* DRAGONS "You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe* * note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin- Black Dragonborn Ranger
Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy He/Him *smacks table* DRAGONS "You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe* * note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin- Black Dragonborn Ranger
But poop letters for hours (and the T's get stuck)...
I can make things explode with the power of my mind!
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except you get banned for cheating in every group
I am normal
...except that you have an account on DDB.
I can take magic items from books and make them real...
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
but only common magic items
I am good at video games
The only game you can play is pong
I can heal by dealing damage to enemies
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
But whenever you damage an enemy they gain your power.
I can speak to animals.
Mythology Master
Power?
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
After you gained power, you suffer 4d100 Bludgeoning damage + 3d20 Psiquic damage. Roll a DC 35 Strenght saving throw. On a success, you only suffer Stun effect and stay unconscious for at least 1d4 days. On a Failure and after suffering the mentioned damage, you enter the Other Life Realm, just to rest there for at least 2d4 YEARS.
I am good at playing wizards & paladins
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
...But you are terrible at playing all other classes.
I can cast wish at will.
Erean Cabenrith a Variant Human Cleric (Light Domain)
Eliem Lightblossom a High Elf Blood Hunter
Check out my Extended Signature Here
But only if your wish benefits no one and also doesn’t harm anyone.
I wish a hot dog the size of a battleship would erupt out of the ground next to me.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
...The hot dog crushes you in the process.
I am immortal.
Erean Cabenrith a Variant Human Cleric (Light Domain)
Eliem Lightblossom a High Elf Blood Hunter
Check out my Extended Signature Here
But then, you see how the whole planet explodes, just to let you stay there immobable, for the whole ETERNITY....... alone.
I understand the Dalek's idiom..... (( Dr. who ? ))
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
But you can only speak the word "EXTERMINATE".
I can tell the future 24 hours in advance...
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.
Then, you gonna grow an anxiety about what will happen the day after those 24 hours.
I can create FALSE GODS.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
But the real gods are not happy with you mocking them.
I can make armor on command.
Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy
He/Him
*smacks table* DRAGONS
"You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams
Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe*
* note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity
Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin - Black Dragonborn Ranger
but only for bugs
I can afford anything i want
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
But nothing that you need
I can make very realistic ilussions
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
...that can and will eat you
i can summon very friendly kittens that never grow old, plus food for them. and self cleaning litter boxes.
...but you can only summon them once
Me and my allies always get Nat 20s
Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy
He/Him
*smacks table* DRAGONS
"You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams
Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe*
* note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity
Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin - Black Dragonborn Ranger
... but only on d6's, therefore creating a paradox, destroying all of space-time.
I can eat books
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
But poop letters for hours (and the T's get stuck)...
I can make things explode with the power of my mind!
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.