You can run at Will. There turns out to only be one thing named Will in all of existence, and it's a human that sits on his couch all day. You can only run towards him. Never away, or towards anything else.
You can run at Will. There turns out to only be one thing named Will in all of existence, and it's a human that sits on his couch all day. You can only run towards him. Never away, or towards anything else.
I can time travel but not mess anything up.
But you can only time travel to five seconds ago and it takes four hours to recharge.
I have a 9-pack
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
You can run at Will. There turns out to only be one thing named Will in all of existence, and it's a human that sits on his couch all day. You can only run towards him. Never away, or towards anything else.
You can run at Will. There turns out to only be one thing named Will in all of existence, and it's a human that sits on his couch all day. You can only run towards him. Never away, or towards anything else.
I can time travel but not mess anything up.
But you can only time travel to five seconds ago and it takes four hours to recharge.
I have a 9-pack
You have a 9-pack of crayons, most of which are snapped in half and the colours have blended.
Thats so funny XD
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
But you can only time travel to five seconds ago and it takes four hours to recharge.
I have a 9-pack
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
You have a 9-pack of crayons, most of which are snapped in half and the colours have blended.
I own Walmart.
no more time for dnd
But you are trapped in a Walmart and cannot leave
I can duplicate items at will
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
You duplicate a bomb and they explode and kill you
I am Spider-Man
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
You are now a Spider, man.
I can summon ducks to aid me in battle at any time, and the ducks appear instantly.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You summon rubber ducks, and they are not much aid to you
You are resistant to fire
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
* assuming you meant you*
You're not resistant to lava. You fall in some
I can time travel without any problems.
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
But only forwards in time. Once you travel forwards, you can never return to what you have left behind
I am immune to all illness
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
until you die of old age.
I can move things with my mind
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
But you have to be trained on a swamp planet by a green wrinkly confusing alien in order to be able to do so
I can read other people's minds
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
but you always have a headache because of it
I can do a back flip without getting hurt
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
But that is the only thing you can do that doesn't result in intense pain.
I automatically memorize the contents of any book that I touch with my bare hands.
but then you don't get to enjoy the book
I can slow down/freeze time for everyone except myself (I am outside of time)
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
Every time you do so, someone becomes permanently frozen in time.
I can understand the language of the birds, and they warn me whenever danger is approaching.
then you have someone constantly yelling at you
I can control people's minds
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
And you get a headache every time you do.
I am invisible
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
But you glow very brightly.
I can summon video game heroes to help me...
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS
But then the video game villains come to and kill you
I can control anything
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
Except your gas, and you have a ton of it.
I can turn into Moonwatcher from Wings Of Fire...
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS