I have seen the light from Jerry's blazing inferno. I am Jerry, and Jerry is all. So I am all, and all is one, one within Jerry. I am prepared to give up secrets of the Spider Guild so that we can defeat the dissenters and unify all in Jerry.
I have seen the light from Jerry's blazing inferno. I am Jerry, and Jerry is all. So I am all, and all is one, one within Jerry. I am prepared to give up secrets of the Spider Guild so that we can defeat the dissenters and unify all in Jerry.
Yes, what must we know in order to set eternal flame to the Spider Guild's horrid webs?
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
I have seen the light from Jerry's blazing inferno. I am Jerry, and Jerry is all. So I am all, and all is one, one within Jerry. I am prepared to give up secrets of the Spider Guild so that we can defeat the dissenters and unify all in Jerry.
Yes, what must we know in order to set eternal flame to the Spider Guild's horrid webs?
All of their foot soldiers and even their powerful 'Anahita' are vulnerable to force damage. Also, they have barely finished any of their soldiers.
Stargazer materializes out of nowhere. "Helmut severely overstepped. He dared to attempt to erase the entire race of Gold Dragons from existence, so he has ceased to exist," Stargazer says rather matter-of-factly. "If you wish for deitihood for Jerry, you need to watch what you do. This is your one warning." With that, Stargazer disappears.
Stargazer materializes out of nowhere. "Helmut severely overstepped. He dared to attempt to erase the entire race of Gold Dragons from existence, so he has ceased to exist," Stargazer says rather matter-of-factly. "If you wish for deitihood for Jerry, you need to watch what you do. This is your one warning." With that, Stargazer disappears.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.... *re-exists the gold dragons*
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
You hear a crashing sound from above as the ceiling of the Jerry Hive breaks open. A giant mound of orange and blue slime falls through the hole and thuds against the ground in front of you, crushing and digesting a few members of the Jerry Hive in an instant. The Mistake is here, and it's hungry.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
And, I can easily turn the Bob into a deity instead of giving you Jerry back. However, if you accept my proposal, and let those you coerced and brainwashed go, then I will return Jerry, and potentially elevate him to the status of being a deity, depending on your actions afterwards.
"Remember this? I would like to remind everyone that nothing we have done has violated this. I did indeed overstep, but I repent of that choice. The Jerry is merely defending itself now, and Stargazer seems to have broken our agreement. I can do nothing now but ask that the Spider Guild cease their attacks and Stargaze forgive us, followers of Jerry, for whatever imagined transgression we may have committed (I am not including my attempt to stop the Spider Guild's creation of their weapon in my statement "imagined transgressions," for I did truly attempt to do that, but as was previously mentioned, I undid it and repented of it).
"I propose the creation of a new world, one where Jerry can take his rightful place as lord of flame. What say you, Stargazer?"
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And, I can easily turn the Bob into a deity instead of giving you Jerry back. However, if you accept my proposal, and let those you coerced and brainwashed go, then I will return Jerry, and potentially elevate him to the status of being a deity, depending on your actions afterwards.
"Remember this? I would like to remind everyone that nothing we have done has violated this. I did indeed overstep, but I repent of that choice. The Jerry is merely defending itself now, and Stargazer seems to have broken our agreement. I can do nothing now but ask that the Spider Guild cease their attacks and Stargaze forgive us, followers of Jerry, for whatever imagined transgression we may have committed (I am not including my attempt to stop the Spider Guild's creation of their weapon in my statement "imagined transgressions," for I did truly attempt to do that, but as was previously mentioned, I undid it and repented of it).
"I propose the creation of a new world, one where Jerry can take his rightful place as lord of flame. What say you, Stargazer?"
Stargazer reappears and looks at Helmut with a look of confusion, surprise, and sadness. "I did not break our agreement. If you wanted to stop the Spider Guild's weapon, you could've just removed the fire-based elements from them. Instead, you attempted to erase an entire race of dragons, MY CHILDREN, from existence."
"As for you proposal, it is a possibility. I will have to think on this." With that, Stargazer once again vanishes.
And, I can easily turn the Bob into a deity instead of giving you Jerry back. However, if you accept my proposal, and let those you coerced and brainwashed go, then I will return Jerry, and potentially elevate him to the status of being a deity, depending on your actions afterwards.
"Remember this? I would like to remind everyone that nothing we have done has violated this. I did indeed overstep, but I repent of that choice. The Jerry is merely defending itself now, and Stargazer seems to have broken our agreement. I can do nothing now but ask that the Spider Guild cease their attacks and Stargaze forgive us, followers of Jerry, for whatever imagined transgression we may have committed (I am not including my attempt to stop the Spider Guild's creation of their weapon in my statement "imagined transgressions," for I did truly attempt to do that, but as was previously mentioned, I undid it and repented of it).
"I propose the creation of a new world, one where Jerry can take his rightful place as lord of flame. What say you, Stargazer?"
Aren't you forgetting that Mendigo has committed several war crimes in the name of the Jerry Hive? That he resorted to soul-stealings and arson to get what he wanted? Mendigo is a villain, and the Jerry Hive is all accomplices. We are simply correcting the fact that your crimes have gone unpunished for too long.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
And, I can easily turn the Bob into a deity instead of giving you Jerry back. However, if you accept my proposal, and let those you coerced and brainwashed go, then I will return Jerry, and potentially elevate him to the status of being a deity, depending on your actions afterwards.
"Remember this? I would like to remind everyone that nothing we have done has violated this. I did indeed overstep, but I repent of that choice. The Jerry is merely defending itself now, and Stargazer seems to have broken our agreement. I can do nothing now but ask that the Spider Guild cease their attacks and Stargaze forgive us, followers of Jerry, for whatever imagined transgression we may have committed (I am not including my attempt to stop the Spider Guild's creation of their weapon in my statement "imagined transgressions," for I did truly attempt to do that, but as was previously mentioned, I undid it and repented of it).
"I propose the creation of a new world, one where Jerry can take his rightful place as lord of flame. What say you, Stargazer?"
Aren't you forgetting that Mendigo has committed several war crimes in the name of the Jerry Hive? That he resorted to soul-stealings and arson to get what he wanted? Mendigo is a villain, and the Jerry Hive is all accomplices. We are simply correcting the fact that your crimes have gone unpunished for too long.
"Mendigo and all other followers of Jerry turned from those ways. We do not steal souls anymore. Stargazer has pardoned us (or so it seems). We are no longer the Jerry Hive. We are no hive mind, but simply a group of people who voluntarily follow Jerry."
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Because Mendigo has committed several of what I presume are war crimes (soul-stealing, brainwashing, necromancy, etc.), and the Jerry needs to be contained before it grows to swallow all of Adohand's Kitchen.
Yep, you forgot mass murder, serial arson, destruction of property, theft, destruction of religious grounds, smuggling, forgery, blackmail, unlicensed teleportation, substance abuse (gasoline), and jaywalking (doesn’t being made of the tortured souls of people who have died in a fire count as a crime?) That’s just Mendigo’s list too! Wait until you get Jerry’s list! (Which I believe doubles after becoming a deity…)
Even Jerry himself has committed countless crimes, and the Jerry Hive is spreading out of control. Even Plopped, the guy who started the whole Jerry Hive before Mendigo took over, knows about the atrocious acts Jerry has committed! Don't you see? The Jerry need to be stopped for the safety of Adohand's Kitchen!
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You hear a crashing sound from above as the ceiling of the Jerry Hive breaks open. A giant mound of orange and blue slime falls through the hole and thuds against the ground in front of you, crushing and digesting a few members of the Jerry Hive in an instant. The Mistake is here, and it's hungry.
From the same hole in the roof, another two Mistakes descend. One seems to have several metal spines floating around inside of its gel, while the other is shaking violently. Things just got interesting.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
And, I can easily turn the Bob into a deity instead of giving you Jerry back. However, if you accept my proposal, and let those you coerced and brainwashed go, then I will return Jerry, and potentially elevate him to the status of being a deity, depending on your actions afterwards.
"Remember this? I would like to remind everyone that nothing we have done has violated this. I did indeed overstep, but I repent of that choice. The Jerry is merely defending itself now, and Stargazer seems to have broken our agreement. I can do nothing now but ask that the Spider Guild cease their attacks and Stargaze forgive us, followers of Jerry, for whatever imagined transgression we may have committed (I am not including my attempt to stop the Spider Guild's creation of their weapon in my statement "imagined transgressions," for I did truly attempt to do that, but as was previously mentioned, I undid it and repented of it).
"I propose the creation of a new world, one where Jerry can take his rightful place as lord of flame. What say you, Stargazer?"
Aren't you forgetting that Mendigo has committed several war crimes in the name of the Jerry Hive? That he resorted to soul-stealings and arson to get what he wanted? Mendigo is a villain, and the Jerry Hive is all accomplices. We are simply correcting the fact that your crimes have gone unpunished for too long.
“What authority do you, the Spider Guild, have to punish Jerry for something Stargazer, the creator, has seemingly deemed taken care of?”
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Because Mendigo has committed several of what I presume are war crimes (soul-stealing, brainwashing, necromancy, etc.), and the Jerry needs to be contained before it grows to swallow all of Adohand's Kitchen.
Yep, you forgot mass murder, serial arson, destruction of property, theft, destruction of religious grounds, smuggling, forgery, blackmail, unlicensed teleportation, substance abuse (gasoline), and jaywalking (doesn’t being made of the tortured souls of people who have died in a fire count as a crime?) That’s just Mendigo’s list too! Wait until you get Jerry’s list! (Which I believe doubles after becoming a deity…)
Even Jerry himself has committed countless crimes, and the Jerry Hive is spreading out of control. Even Plopped, the guy who started the whole Jerry Hive before Mendigo took over, knows about the atrocious acts Jerry has committed! Don't you see? The Jerry need to be stopped for the safety of Adohand's Kitchen!
Jerry, did do lots of crime. like, his whole deal was "i like crime". although im not SUPER tuned into the lore of this thing... cant we have evil deities? like, there are evil gods, just say'n. also, is Jerry still alive? what state of being is he in? demi-god? dunno about me but I wouldn't drop a bunch of angry slimes on a cult that warships a VERY angry pseudo-god...
Then join the Waffles Cult
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I have seen the light from Jerry's blazing inferno. I am Jerry, and Jerry is all. So I am all, and all is one, one within Jerry. I am prepared to give up secrets of the Spider Guild so that we can defeat the dissenters and unify all in Jerry.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Yes, what must we know in order to set eternal flame to the Spider Guild's horrid webs?
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
All of their foot soldiers and even their powerful 'Anahita' are vulnerable to force damage. Also, they have barely finished any of their soldiers.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Stargazer materializes out of nowhere. "Helmut severely overstepped. He dared to attempt to erase the entire race of Gold Dragons from existence, so he has ceased to exist," Stargazer says rather matter-of-factly. "If you wish for deitihood for Jerry, you need to watch what you do. This is your one warning." With that, Stargazer disappears.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.... *re-exists the gold dragons*
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
You hear a crashing sound from above as the ceiling of the Jerry Hive breaks open. A giant mound of orange and blue slime falls through the hole and thuds against the ground in front of you, crushing and digesting a few members of the Jerry Hive in an instant. The Mistake is here, and it's hungry.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Remember this? I would like to remind everyone that nothing we have done has violated this. I did indeed overstep, but I repent of that choice. The Jerry is merely defending itself now, and Stargazer seems to have broken our agreement. I can do nothing now but ask that the Spider Guild cease their attacks and Stargaze forgive us, followers of Jerry, for whatever imagined transgression we may have committed (I am not including my attempt to stop the Spider Guild's creation of their weapon in my statement "imagined transgressions," for I did truly attempt to do that, but as was previously mentioned, I undid it and repented of it).
"I propose the creation of a new world, one where Jerry can take his rightful place as lord of flame. What say you, Stargazer?"
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Stargazer reappears and looks at Helmut with a look of confusion, surprise, and sadness. "I did not break our agreement. If you wanted to stop the Spider Guild's weapon, you could've just removed the fire-based elements from them. Instead, you attempted to erase an entire race of dragons, MY CHILDREN, from existence."
"As for you proposal, it is a possibility. I will have to think on this." With that, Stargazer once again vanishes.
Aren't you forgetting that Mendigo has committed several war crimes in the name of the Jerry Hive? That he resorted to soul-stealings and arson to get what he wanted? Mendigo is a villain, and the Jerry Hive is all accomplices. We are simply correcting the fact that your crimes have gone unpunished for too long.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Mendigo and all other followers of Jerry turned from those ways. We do not steal souls anymore. Stargazer has pardoned us (or so it seems). We are no longer the Jerry Hive. We are no hive mind, but simply a group of people who voluntarily follow Jerry."
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Even Jerry himself has committed countless crimes, and the Jerry Hive is spreading out of control. Even Plopped, the guy who started the whole Jerry Hive before Mendigo took over, knows about the atrocious acts Jerry has committed! Don't you see? The Jerry need to be stopped for the safety of Adohand's Kitchen!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
From the same hole in the roof, another two Mistakes descend. One seems to have several metal spines floating around inside of its gel, while the other is shaking violently. Things just got interesting.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
But then whatever will happen to the JerryBorg?
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
“What authority do you, the Spider Guild, have to punish Jerry for something Stargazer, the creator, has seemingly deemed taken care of?”
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Jerry, did do lots of crime. like, his whole deal was "i like crime". although im not SUPER tuned into the lore of this thing... cant we have evil deities? like, there are evil gods, just say'n. also, is Jerry still alive? what state of being is he in? demi-god? dunno about me but I wouldn't drop a bunch of angry slimes on a cult that warships a VERY angry pseudo-god...
A small suggestion: perhaps jerry would like to vote on the Poll based campaign I made to confirm he exists?
huh? to confirm if Jerry exists? im not sure what your talking about.
Edit: you didnt even put a link in your post.
OH you're right! here is a link to the Poll based campaign I made:
Poll Based Campaign (dndbeyond.com)
i checked it out, it was actually pretty cool. i hope they try to fight Jerry.