IN DEFENSE OF MENDIGO/JERRY AGAINST ALL WAR CRIMES,
Firstly, I just want to say to everyone who was brainwashed or "forced" into the hive: You Will Recover. I know trusting someone who literally wanted to devour you and your soul is difficult - but not impossible.
When I first read through the "books" of ancient lore on the jerry (the history of this thread) I asked myself, why would someone create this CULT, or whatever you wanna call it, without a purpose right? SURELY there must be a purpose for growing an army to use? Perhaps it was greed, hunger for attention, thirst for blood? BUT IT WAS NONE OF THESE THINGS. While very accurate that this group of Jerries was concerning for people, they never said specifically WHY they were "collecting" souls. While true that Jerry (secretly Mendigo) was bending other free wills to his own, it wasn't out of HATE or for CHAOS. Never did Jerry take more than he needed. He just wanted someone back. He was so desperate, he would try ANYTHING to get jerry back.
At the start, it didn't seem to be very effective. Just creating a home (thread) called "we are jerry" clearly was not enough to gather attention, or was it? Soon, like moths to a flame, they came one by one, some resisting easily, others swayed to Jerry's side quickly. FINALLY, when push came to shove, Jerry pushed his influence against those who would destroy his followers he'd already gained.
In reality It was not Jerry who picked a fight with the resistance - it was the resistance who decided to OPPOSE all of Jerry. Jerry did what anyone would do. All of his hard work and following being quelled by the resistance, he decided to defend against the resistance by spreading his influence even further and in doing so he would end all conflict. There would be no more resistance versus jerry. There would just be jerry and peace.
DID jerry take it too far? DUH, yeah, well yup. Yes, there is no denying jerry went beyond reasonable "methods" to defend his hive, but haven't we all done this before? THINK ABOUT IT. When your little brother (or any sibling) pranks and annoys you so much, you commit war crimes to get revenge right? When you're so bored, you make SUPER dark jokes about other people's war crimes. When you are just DONE with life, and you decide nothing matters so you commit war crimes cuz they're fun. When you do these, YOU'RE just like JERRY.
After a long and strange afternoon of reading about the "infinity war" and Stargazer's assistant gods coming to fight jerry and ultimately barely defeating him, I came to respect and admire Jerry and his foolish ways. Because in the end, Mendigo made the deal with Stargazer to release his control over brainwashed people and in return got THE original Jerry back, which is all that really matters.
If after reading this, the Spider Queen still wants to kill Mendigo and Jerry, I hope Elendon hears my pleas and halts this chaos before it goes too far, before all is lost.....
You hear a voice from above as a small drone opens up to reveal a speaker.
"We do not wish to kill Mendigo and Jerry, but we will do so if they attack us. Stargazer's deal with Mendigo was more of a slap on the wrist for the crimes the Jerry Hive and Mendigo have committed. We are simply doing what has been due for a long time: Punishing the Jerry Hive for all the atrocities they have committed. Now, the great scales shall be evened, and you shall know the cold steel of justice's blade. Release the Atlas!"
The door to the Jerry Hive is smashed into splinters as a wave of 600 soldiers comes forth. Automatons of silksteel and tarrasque bone, each of them a burly ogre-sized dreadnought of Jerry destruction, all 600 Atlas march forwards as one, ready for battle.
Why must you side with the wretched Jerry? he can suck a potato.
No! You misunderstand! I side with the Resistance, I am it's avatar. I am in danger, My mind is no longer fully my own. Jerry, Jerry is in there. Help me.
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Stargazer, can help this poor infected soul? ther my friend please.
A different voice, one that's much more melodic than Stargazer's, sounds from seemingly nowhere and everywhere at the same time. "The time has come to show myself once again."
With that, a brilliant purple beam of light strikes the ground about 10 ft. from you. A figure emerges from the dust as the light dims. He's wearing unusual armor: it has symmetrical blades and ridges extending from almost everywhere, including a set of three on the helmet. Sheathed on his hips are a pair of beautifully forged curved swords, and slung over his left shoulder is an exquisitely carved blackened bow. On his back is a blood red cloak edged in gold and silver threads.
With voice that is familiar to those of the Jerry Hive, the stranger says "I thought you were supposed to release all those who were not willing member of the hive, weren't you? Wasn't that part of the deal you made with Stargazer?"
"Elendon, is it not? We did release them. I know not what sort of spell he might be under."
"I'm glad to see you still remember me Helmut." Elendon says. "If you truly do not know why Zombles is still claiming to be part of your hive, then you would be willing to help figure it out, right? Maybe even cure him?"
"I would be willing to, yes.... What do you require of me?
"Ooh, idea! We can cure him with the cleansing balm of fire!
"Just kidding."
"Hmmm.... Since he seems to be partly brainwashed at least still, try undoing that brainwashing. If that fails, I will step in here."
IN DEFENSE OF MENDIGO/JERRY AGAINST ALL WAR CRIMES,
Firstly, I just want to say to everyone who was brainwashed or "forced" into the hive: You Will Recover. I know trusting someone who literally wanted to devour you and your soul is difficult - but not impossible.
When I first read through the "books" of ancient lore on the jerry (the history of this thread) I asked myself, why would someone create this CULT, or whatever you wanna call it, without a purpose right? SURELY there must be a purpose for growing an army to use? Perhaps it was greed, hunger for attention, thirst for blood? BUT IT WAS NONE OF THESE THINGS. While very accurate that this group of Jerries was concerning for people, they never said specifically WHY they were "collecting" souls. While true that Jerry (secretly Mendigo) was bending other free wills to his own, it wasn't out of HATE or for CHAOS. Never did Jerry take more than he needed. He just wanted someone back. He was so desperate, he would try ANYTHING to get jerry back.
At the start, it didn't seem to be very effective. Just creating a home (thread) called "we are jerry" clearly was not enough to gather attention, or was it? Soon, like moths to a flame, they came one by one, some resisting easily, others swayed to Jerry's side quickly. FINALLY, when push came to shove, Jerry pushed his influence against those who would destroy his followers he'd already gained.
In reality It was not Jerry who picked a fight with the resistance - it was the resistance who decided to OPPOSE all of Jerry. Jerry did what anyone would do. All of his hard work and following being quelled by the resistance, he decided to defend against the resistance by spreading his influence even further and in doing so he would end all conflict. There would be no more resistance versus jerry. There would just be jerry and peace.
DID jerry take it too far? DUH, yeah, well yup. Yes, there is no denying jerry went beyond reasonable "methods" to defend his hive, but haven't we all done this before? THINK ABOUT IT. When your little brother (or any sibling) pranks and annoys you so much, you commit war crimes to get revenge right? When you're so bored, you make SUPER dark jokes about other people's war crimes. When you are just DONE with life, and you decide nothing matters so you commit war crimes cuz they're fun. When you do these, YOU'RE just like JERRY.
After a long and strange afternoon of reading about the "infinity war" and Stargazer's assistant gods coming to fight jerry and ultimately barely defeating him, I came to respect and admire Jerry and his foolish ways. Because in the end, Mendigo made the deal with Stargazer to release his control over brainwashed people and in return got THE original Jerry back, which is all that really matters.
If after reading this, the Spider Queen still wants to kill Mendigo and Jerry, I hope Elendon hears my pleas and halts this chaos before it goes too far, before all is lost.....
You hear a voice from above as a small drone opens up to reveal a speaker.
"We do not wish to kill Mendigo and Jerry, but we will do so if they attack us. Stargazer's deal with Mendigo was more of a slap on the wrist for the crimes the Jerry Hive and Mendigo have committed. We are simply doing what has been due for a long time: Punishing the Jerry Hive for all the atrocities they have committed. Now, the great scales shall be evened, and you shall know the cold steel of justice's blade. Release the Atlas!"
The door to the Jerry Hive is smashed into splinters as a wave of 600 soldiers comes forth. Automatons of silksteel and tarrasque bone, each of them a burly ogre-sized dreadnought of Jerry destruction, all 600 Atlas march forwards as one, ready for battle.
WOOOOO!
Large runes, previously invisible, light up in a light blue glow all around the walls, floor, and ceiling of the Temple of Jerry. From each of the 603 glyphs springs a thin green ray. Each Mistake and Atlas soldier must make a DC 22 Dexterity saving throw or take 89 force damage. Begone, machinations of the Spider Guild!
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Why must you side with the wretched Jerry? he can suck a potato.
No! You misunderstand! I side with the Resistance, I am it's avatar. I am in danger, My mind is no longer fully my own. Jerry, Jerry is in there. Help me.
QUICK SOLDIERS! FOLLOW THE QUEENS ORDERS QUICKLY! GET THE MATERIALS SHE ASKED FOR!
Stargazer, can help this poor infected soul? ther my friend please.
A different voice, one that's much more melodic than Stargazer's, sounds from seemingly nowhere and everywhere at the same time. "The time has come to show myself once again."
With that, a brilliant purple beam of light strikes the ground about 10 ft. from you. A figure emerges from the dust as the light dims. He's wearing unusual armor: it has symmetrical blades and ridges extending from almost everywhere, including a set of three on the helmet. Sheathed on his hips are a pair of beautifully forged curved swords, and slung over his left shoulder is an exquisitely carved blackened bow. On his back is a blood red cloak edged in gold and silver threads.
With voice that is familiar to those of the Jerry Hive, the stranger says "I thought you were supposed to release all those who were not willing member of the hive, weren't you? Wasn't that part of the deal you made with Stargazer?"
"Elendon, is it not? We did release them. I know not what sort of spell he might be under."
"I'm glad to see you still remember me Helmut." Elendon says. "If you truly do not know why Zombles is still claiming to be part of your hive, then you would be willing to help figure it out, right? Maybe even cure him?"
"I would be willing to, yes.... What do you require of me?
"Ooh, idea! We can cure him with the cleansing balm of fire!
"Just kidding."
"Hmmm.... Since he seems to be partly brainwashed at least still, try undoing that brainwashing. If that fails, I will step in here."
IN DEFENSE OF MENDIGO/JERRY AGAINST ALL WAR CRIMES,
Firstly, I just want to say to everyone who was brainwashed or "forced" into the hive: You Will Recover. I know trusting someone who literally wanted to devour you and your soul is difficult - but not impossible.
When I first read through the "books" of ancient lore on the jerry (the history of this thread) I asked myself, why would someone create this CULT, or whatever you wanna call it, without a purpose right? SURELY there must be a purpose for growing an army to use? Perhaps it was greed, hunger for attention, thirst for blood? BUT IT WAS NONE OF THESE THINGS. While very accurate that this group of Jerries was concerning for people, they never said specifically WHY they were "collecting" souls. While true that Jerry (secretly Mendigo) was bending other free wills to his own, it wasn't out of HATE or for CHAOS. Never did Jerry take more than he needed. He just wanted someone back. He was so desperate, he would try ANYTHING to get jerry back.
At the start, it didn't seem to be very effective. Just creating a home (thread) called "we are jerry" clearly was not enough to gather attention, or was it? Soon, like moths to a flame, they came one by one, some resisting easily, others swayed to Jerry's side quickly. FINALLY, when push came to shove, Jerry pushed his influence against those who would destroy his followers he'd already gained.
In reality It was not Jerry who picked a fight with the resistance - it was the resistance who decided to OPPOSE all of Jerry. Jerry did what anyone would do. All of his hard work and following being quelled by the resistance, he decided to defend against the resistance by spreading his influence even further and in doing so he would end all conflict. There would be no more resistance versus jerry. There would just be jerry and peace.
DID jerry take it too far? DUH, yeah, well yup. Yes, there is no denying jerry went beyond reasonable "methods" to defend his hive, but haven't we all done this before? THINK ABOUT IT. When your little brother (or any sibling) pranks and annoys you so much, you commit war crimes to get revenge right? When you're so bored, you make SUPER dark jokes about other people's war crimes. When you are just DONE with life, and you decide nothing matters so you commit war crimes cuz they're fun. When you do these, YOU'RE just like JERRY.
After a long and strange afternoon of reading about the "infinity war" and Stargazer's assistant gods coming to fight jerry and ultimately barely defeating him, I came to respect and admire Jerry and his foolish ways. Because in the end, Mendigo made the deal with Stargazer to release his control over brainwashed people and in return got THE original Jerry back, which is all that really matters.
If after reading this, the Spider Queen still wants to kill Mendigo and Jerry, I hope Elendon hears my pleas and halts this chaos before it goes too far, before all is lost.....
You hear a voice from above as a small drone opens up to reveal a speaker.
"We do not wish to kill Mendigo and Jerry, but we will do so if they attack us. Stargazer's deal with Mendigo was more of a slap on the wrist for the crimes the Jerry Hive and Mendigo have committed. We are simply doing what has been due for a long time: Punishing the Jerry Hive for all the atrocities they have committed. Now, the great scales shall be evened, and you shall know the cold steel of justice's blade. Release the Atlas!"
The door to the Jerry Hive is smashed into splinters as a wave of 600 soldiers comes forth. Automatons of silksteel and tarrasque bone, each of them a burly ogre-sized dreadnought of Jerry destruction, all 600 Atlas march forwards as one, ready for battle.
WOOOOO!
Large runes, previously invisible, light up in a light blue glow all around the walls, floor, and ceiling of the Temple of Jerry. From each of the 603 glyphs springs a thin green ray. Each Mistake and Atlas soldier must make a DC 22 Dexterity saving throw or take 93 force damage. Begone, machinations of the Spider Guild!
About half of the Altas fall to the ground, seeming to have deactivated. The other half, having made their saves, leap forward a startling distance and proceed to attack Jerry cultists with their enormous arms, sending them flying in every direction. One of the Mistakes starts shooting metal spines at you 13 to hit, 27 piercing damage. Another Mistake teleports other Jerry Cultists inside of itself, and the third simply absorbs anything it touches.
IN DEFENSE OF MENDIGO/JERRY AGAINST ALL WAR CRIMES,
Firstly, I just want to say to everyone who was brainwashed or "forced" into the hive: You Will Recover. I know trusting someone who literally wanted to devour you and your soul is difficult - but not impossible.
When I first read through the "books" of ancient lore on the jerry (the history of this thread) I asked myself, why would someone create this CULT, or whatever you wanna call it, without a purpose right? SURELY there must be a purpose for growing an army to use? Perhaps it was greed, hunger for attention, thirst for blood? BUT IT WAS NONE OF THESE THINGS. While very accurate that this group of Jerries was concerning for people, they never said specifically WHY they were "collecting" souls. While true that Jerry (secretly Mendigo) was bending other free wills to his own, it wasn't out of HATE or for CHAOS. Never did Jerry take more than he needed. He just wanted someone back. He was so desperate, he would try ANYTHING to get jerry back.
At the start, it didn't seem to be very effective. Just creating a home (thread) called "we are jerry" clearly was not enough to gather attention, or was it? Soon, like moths to a flame, they came one by one, some resisting easily, others swayed to Jerry's side quickly. FINALLY, when push came to shove, Jerry pushed his influence against those who would destroy his followers he'd already gained.
In reality It was not Jerry who picked a fight with the resistance - it was the resistance who decided to OPPOSE all of Jerry. Jerry did what anyone would do. All of his hard work and following being quelled by the resistance, he decided to defend against the resistance by spreading his influence even further and in doing so he would end all conflict. There would be no more resistance versus jerry. There would just be jerry and peace.
DID jerry take it too far? DUH, yeah, well yup. Yes, there is no denying jerry went beyond reasonable "methods" to defend his hive, but haven't we all done this before? THINK ABOUT IT. When your little brother (or any sibling) pranks and annoys you so much, you commit war crimes to get revenge right? When you're so bored, you make SUPER dark jokes about other people's war crimes. When you are just DONE with life, and you decide nothing matters so you commit war crimes cuz they're fun. When you do these, YOU'RE just like JERRY.
After a long and strange afternoon of reading about the "infinity war" and Stargazer's assistant gods coming to fight jerry and ultimately barely defeating him, I came to respect and admire Jerry and his foolish ways. Because in the end, Mendigo made the deal with Stargazer to release his control over brainwashed people and in return got THE original Jerry back, which is all that really matters.
If after reading this, the Spider Queen still wants to kill Mendigo and Jerry, I hope Elendon hears my pleas and halts this chaos before it goes too far, before all is lost.....
You hear a voice from above as a small drone opens up to reveal a speaker.
"We do not wish to kill Mendigo and Jerry, but we will do so if they attack us. Stargazer's deal with Mendigo was more of a slap on the wrist for the crimes the Jerry Hive and Mendigo have committed. We are simply doing what has been due for a long time: Punishing the Jerry Hive for all the atrocities they have committed. Now, the great scales shall be evened, and you shall know the cold steel of justice's blade. Release the Atlas!"
The door to the Jerry Hive is smashed into splinters as a wave of 600 soldiers comes forth. Automatons of silksteel and tarrasque bone, each of them a burly ogre-sized dreadnought of Jerry destruction, all 600 Atlas march forwards as one, ready for battle.
WOOOOO!
Large runes, previously invisible, light up in a light blue glow all around the walls, floor, and ceiling of the Temple of Jerry. From each of the 603 glyphs springs a thin green ray. Each Mistake and Atlas soldier must make a DC 22 Dexterity saving throw or take 93 force damage. Begone, machinations of the Spider Guild!
As a devoted Jerry zealot, I will not stand for this anti-Jerry talk!
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As a devoted Jerry zealot, I will not stand for this anti-Jerry talk!
why all the fuss over this Jerry anyways? it just sounds like a meme name.
JERRY IS LIFE
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As a devoted Jerry zealot, I will not stand for this anti-Jerry talk!
The Mistake slides across the floor towards you, and attacks with three pseudopods. 13, 15, and 27 to hit. 41, 18, and 33 force damage if they hit, and any metal armor you're wearing dissolves if hit.
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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As a devoted Jerry zealot, I will not stand for this anti-Jerry talk!
The Mistake slides across the floor towards you, and attacks with three pseudopods. 25, 27, and 17 to hit. 23, 26, and 31 force damage if they hit, and any metal armor you're wearing dissolves if hit.
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A large helicopter-like thingy hovers over the battle, and three powerful Mantis soldiers leap from a hatch on the bottom of the Dragonfly Carrier. The one at the front, with a reddish crest on his head, hurls a Plasmablade at you!
As a devoted Jerry zealot, I will not stand for this anti-Jerry talk!
The Mistake slides across the floor towards you, and attacks with three pseudopods. 25, 27, and 17 to hit. 23, 26, and 31 force damage if they hit, and any metal armor you're wearing dissolves if hit.
Second hit damage is doubled because it's a crit.
Any metal armor, or any nonmagical metal armor?
Anyway, I'm immune to force damage.
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A large helicopter-like thingy hovers over the battle, and three powerful Mantis soldiers leap from a hatch on the bottom of the Dragonfly Carrier. The one at the front, with a reddish crest on his head, hurls a Plasmablade at you!
Attack: 17 Damage: 20
Miss
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A large helicopter-like thingy hovers over the battle, and three powerful Mantis soldiers leap from a hatch on the bottom of the Dragonfly Carrier. The one at the front, with a reddish crest on his head, hurls a Plasmablade at you!
Attack: 17 Damage: 20
I thought... I thought you were a worshiper of Jerry?
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WOOOOO!
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
"Hmmm.... Since he seems to be partly brainwashed at least still, try undoing that brainwashing. If that fails, I will step in here."
Large runes, previously invisible, light up in a light blue glow all around the walls, floor, and ceiling of the Temple of Jerry. From each of the 603 glyphs springs a thin green ray. Each Mistake and Atlas soldier must make a DC 22 Dexterity saving throw or take 89 force damage. Begone, machinations of the Spider Guild!
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(Also, that was simply in defense of our temple and our lives.)
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"Okay." I cast heal on Zombles.
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If that doesn't work, I cast power word heal on him.
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About half of the Altas fall to the ground, seeming to have deactivated. The other half, having made their saves, leap forward a startling distance and proceed to attack Jerry cultists with their enormous arms, sending them flying in every direction. One of the Mistakes starts shooting metal spines at you 13 to hit, 27 piercing damage. Another Mistake teleports other Jerry Cultists inside of itself, and the third simply absorbs anything it touches.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
ha I'm not a mistake OR an atlas soldier.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
But you aren't here. You never said so.
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And as soon as you walk in you also have to make the save or take 89 force damage, being disintegrated if that leaves you with 0 HP.
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Why are you attacking? I'm literally trying to restore someone's will to them. Which we did not take. But I'm helping anyway.
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As a devoted Jerry zealot, I will not stand for this anti-Jerry talk!
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why all the fuss over this Jerry anyways? it just sounds like a meme name.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
JERRY IS LIFE
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
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The Mistake slides across the floor towards you, and attacks with three pseudopods. 13, 15, and 27 to hit. 41, 18, and 33 force damage if they hit, and any metal armor you're wearing dissolves if hit.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Second hit damage is doubled because it's a crit.
A large helicopter-like thingy hovers over the battle, and three powerful Mantis soldiers leap from a hatch on the bottom of the Dragonfly Carrier. The one at the front, with a reddish crest on his head, hurls a Plasmablade at you!
Attack: 15 Damage: 14
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Any metal armor, or any nonmagical metal armor?
Anyway, I'm immune to force damage.
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Miss
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I thought... I thought you were a worshiper of Jerry?
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