11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
So, I was thinking, specifically about Jerry's holy symbol.... It seems appropriate to me for it to be a phoenix, since he, you know, died in flame and then rose again, stronger than ever. What do you all think?
So, I was thinking, specifically about Jerry's holy symbol.... It seems appropriate to me for it to be a phoenix, since he, you know, died in flame and then rose again, stronger than ever. What do you all think?
So, I was thinking, specifically about Jerry's holy symbol.... It seems appropriate to me for it to be a phoenix, since he, you know, died in flame and then rose again, stronger than ever. What do you all think?
So, I was thinking, specifically about Jerry's holy symbol.... It seems appropriate to me for it to be a phoenix, since he, you know, died in flame and then rose again, stronger than ever. What do you all think?
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
So, I was thinking, specifically about Jerry's holy symbol.... It seems appropriate to me for it to be a phoenix, since he, you know, died in flame and then rose again, stronger than ever. What do you all think?
Da heck is this… wait. God, do we have even more people trying to kill Jerry?
No no no... The Silver Armies were just getting warmed up when the gods intervened. It was a little unfair. They wanted the kill for themselves.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Wait. Is jerry cult a borg spinoff?
If so I will gladly join.
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
More that JerryBorg was a Jerry spinoff. It's a reference to Jerry, a pyromanic from the You Are In A Room Forum game.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Yeah. It’s basically borg. But more fire. And… that’s about all we have going for ourselves.
LOL I love that people still remember the Jerry Borg. "sigh" They were gone too soon, yet somehow stayed relevant to this thread's history.
We are the JerryBorg. Resistance is futile. You will be incinerated.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
How do you grow a Jerry...?
Where did Jerry come from?
WHO OR WHAT IS A JERRY
I WANT TO BE A JERRY
I AM A JERRY?
AM I A JERRY?
SURE. IMMA JERRY.
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Welcome I guess, I encourage you to check out the Jerry lore thread…
YES YOU ARE.
Okay.
I Jerry.
HI
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
heck yeah
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
LOL this thread will never die.
Fresh recruits will always be welcome, and flock to this temple/shrine of Jerry.
(BTW The shrine is made of ember stone, which is pitch black until you touch it and then it burns on fire exactly where you touch)
*Starts moving hands over the entire shrine*
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
That's how it's done here at the Temple of Jerry!
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
So, I was thinking, specifically about Jerry's holy symbol.... It seems appropriate to me for it to be a phoenix, since he, you know, died in flame and then rose again, stronger than ever. What do you all think?
Oh, I also made a homebrew magic item.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Yeah! That’s great. I like it. Can it have… bombs on it?
How about I make a Bag of Bomb Holding?
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
The magic item seems cool, but I think the cooldown should be extended, and maybe it should be an artifact with detrimental properties as well.
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
Should have some sort of madness attached to it. Maybe makes you extremely reckless because you can’t die, or makes you a pyromaniac…