A large helicopter-like thingy hovers over the battle, and three powerful Mantis soldiers leap from a hatch on the bottom of the Dragonfly Carrier. The one at the front, with a reddish crest on his head, hurls a Plasmablade at you!
Attack: 17 Damage: 20
Miss
The other two Mantis troops cast blur on themselves and sneak toward the Mendigo.
A large helicopter-like thingy hovers over the battle, and three powerful Mantis soldiers leap from a hatch on the bottom of the Dragonfly Carrier. The one at the front, with a reddish crest on his head, hurls a Plasmablade at you!
Attack: 17 Damage: 20
I thought... I thought you were a worshiper of Jerry?
As a devoted Jerry zealot, I will not stand for this anti-Jerry talk!
The Mistake slides across the floor towards you, and attacks with three pseudopods. 25, 27, and 17 to hit. 23, 26, and 31 force damage if they hit, and any metal armor you're wearing dissolves if hit.
Second hit damage is doubled because it's a crit.
Any metal armor, or any nonmagical metal armor?
Anyway, I'm immune to force damage.
Any metal armor. Also, that's no problem, since the Mistake can change its damage type (apparently? I have no idea how these things work)
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A large helicopter-like thingy hovers over the battle, and three powerful Mantis soldiers leap from a hatch on the bottom of the Dragonfly Carrier. The one at the front, with a reddish crest on his head, hurls a Plasmablade at you!
Attack: 17 Damage: 20
I thought... I thought you were a worshiper of Jerry?
NOPE! I'm a double agent!
Stink... well, only one thing left to do. Let's see how well you hold up to this.
A large helicopter-like thingy hovers over the battle, and three powerful Mantis soldiers leap from a hatch on the bottom of the Dragonfly Carrier. The one at the front, with a reddish crest on his head, hurls a Plasmablade at you!
Attack: 17 Damage: 20
I thought... I thought you were a worshiper of Jerry?
NOPE! I'm a double agent!
Stink... well, only one thing left to do. Let's see how well you hold up to this.
A large helicopter-like thingy hovers over the battle, and three powerful Mantis soldiers leap from a hatch on the bottom of the Dragonfly Carrier. The one at the front, with a reddish crest on his head, hurls a Plasmablade at you!
Attack: 17 Damage: 20
I thought... I thought you were a worshiper of Jerry?
NOPE! I'm a double agent!
Stink... well, only one thing left to do. Let's see how well you hold up to this.
"You know what? We'll finish this another time." I Mass Teleport myself and all present worshipers of Jerry to a safe location known not even to Stargazer.
Another Mistake drops from the roof, and casts antimagic field (tooltips are hard) on you. You are no longer invulnerable! This frees up time for Shifter to attack with three electric pseudopods. 21, 23, and 8 to hit. 38, 30, and 43 lightning damage, respectively.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"You know what? We'll finish this another time." I Mass Teleport myself and all present worshipers of Jerry to a safe location known not even to Stargazer.
Well, with Helmut gone, that means we overthrowed the Jerry Hive! The 'dead' Atlas get up, and a 6-legged mech descends onto the remains of the Jerry HIve. Anahita then starts setting up walls of silk using their Web Grenades. The Jerry Hive is ours.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The other two Mantis troops cast blur on themselves and sneak toward the Mendigo.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
NOPE! I'm a double agent!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Any metal armor. Also, that's no problem, since the Mistake can change its damage type (apparently? I have no idea how these things work)
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Prismatic walls cover all of the exits of the temple.
(I can throw in powerful beings in this nonsense too >:)
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Stink... well, only one thing left to do. Let's see how well you hold up to this.
I cast time stop (2 turns).
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
The two blurred Mantises both multiattack you with their magical arm blades!
Mantis 1:
Attack: 23 Damage: 14
Attack: 27 Damage: 17
Mantis 2:
Attack: 13 Damage: 20
Attack: 23 Damage: 15
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Oof, only two.
Okay, first I cast invulnerability on myself, and then hold monster on you. I then walk up to you and drop a 9th-level Jim's magic missile on you, dealing 140 force damage.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
But I stopped time and now I'm invulnerable.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Mantis troops are immune to force damage.
Mantis 1 save: 20
Mantis 2 save: 14
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Um, I cast it on you, not the mantises.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Before being time stopped, the Master of Mantis screams hysterically, "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BETRAYED, HELMUT???"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I'm not here, I'm just commanding the mantises, safe on another thread.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Feels... like you need to die."
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
"You know what? We'll finish this another time." I Mass Teleport myself and all present worshipers of Jerry to a safe location known not even to Stargazer.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
No matter. Send in Muggle!
Another Mistake drops from the roof, and casts antimagic field (tooltips are hard) on you. You are no longer invulnerable! This frees up time for Shifter to attack with three electric pseudopods. 21, 23, and 8 to hit. 38, 30, and 43 lightning damage, respectively.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The Mantises fire their Plasmblades!
Mantis 1:
Attack: 11 Damage: 12
Attack: 9 Damage: 15
Mantis 2:
Attack: 8 Damage: 17
Attack: 12 Damage: 19
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Telepathy is cast on The Spider Queen.
"I'm an ally, no time to explain but any spell is at access due to me."
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Well, with Helmut gone, that means we overthrowed the Jerry Hive! The 'dead' Atlas get up, and a 6-legged mech descends onto the remains of the Jerry HIve. Anahita then starts setting up walls of silk using their Web Grenades. The Jerry Hive is ours.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The Dragonfly Carrier deploys the rest of the Mantises and begins utilizing its internal factory to create more Mantises and Striders.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The Mantis Squad Leader uses ASL to communicate with Anahita. "The Mendigo is still out there. Constant vigilance."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.