Suddenly, a blazing orb of flame flashes into existence in the middle of the defiled Temple of Jerry. In an instant, it is gone, and in its place stands a fire genasi in plate armor made mostly of flame with some shards of adamantine in it.
"I, archpyromaniac, second-highest ranking worshiper of Jerry, the Lord of Fire, surrender myself. But I do not surrender to the Spider Guild. No, I offer myself to Stargazer. I wish to end this conflict. You of the Spider Guild, you wish to punish Jerry and his followers? Be satisfied with the Stargazer's punishment of me, the Defender of the Flame. Cease in this attempt to destroy us, and we will continue in never attacking anyone, anywhere. We will defend ourselves, but we shall not be punished for any destruction wrought because of such defense.
"Stargazer, stop the Spider Guild's madness. End this war. Send me to the Void or pardon me, I care not, so long as the Spider Guild ends their assault on the followers of Jerry."
Suddenly, a field of icy magic appears around you as Anahita waves their hand. From Anahita, an arachne steps forth, adorned in violet robes with silver trim. Upon her head rests a crown made of twisted iron, and a swarm of small spiders gather at her feet. "Stargazer can't save you now. The Jerry will fall, and we will unify the multiverse under our banner."
Yvonne looks to one of the Mistakes. "Send him to the Void." The slime burbles as planar energy surrounds Helmut's icy prison, and soon, Helmut is gone. "Now that that's taken care of, we must make haste." She climbs back into the dormant Anahita. "Onward, to the next hive."
I would also like to point out that we don't have multiple hives. Good luck in your eternal search!
Oh, but there's other followers of Jerry. They'll likely surrender, and then the interrogations will start.
As was previously mentioned, they're all in a secret, inaccessible, unknown location that you're literally incapable of learning about.
They're probably preparing their own army as we speak.
Ha! Then we shall wait for them. By the time your army is prepared, ours will grow tenfold. And besides, we already have one person we can interrogate.... *evil laughter*
*dissolves into a formless ooze and gets absorbed back into the Resistance the seed replanted.*
Welcome to the newly created Spider Outpost! Formerly the Temple of Jerry, our forces drove the Jerry cultists away for now. But the Mendigo could return at any time, so we must stay vigilant!
*dissolves into a formless ooze and gets absorbed back into the Resistance the seed replanted.*
"I have something for you, creator of the Resistance." Yvonne waves her hand and another large mech comes forth. Levitating above the ground, crackling red energy from its head like long, wild hair. That same energy emanates from its large, spiked adamantine fists. "This is Catastrophe, a machine for you to pilot into battle against the Jerry. You have done great deeds in the past, and we could not have fought back against the Jerry without you creating the Resistance in the first place."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*dissolves into a formless ooze and gets absorbed back into the Resistance the seed replanted.*
"I have something for you, creator of the Resistance." Yvonne waves her hand and another large mech comes forth. Levitating above the ground, crackling red energy from its head like long, wild hair. That same energy emanates from its large, spiked adamantine fists. "This is Catastrophe, a machine for you to pilot into battle against the Jerry. You have done great deeds in the past, and we could not have fought back against the Jerry without you creating the Resistance in the first place."
Queen of Spiders, you honor me, I shall pilot it with eager
*dissolves into a formless ooze and gets absorbed back into the Resistance the seed replanted.*
"I have something for you, creator of the Resistance." Yvonne waves her hand and another large mech comes forth. Levitating above the ground, crackling red energy from its head like long, wild hair. That same energy emanates from its large, spiked adamantine fists. "This is Catastrophe, a machine for you to pilot into battle against the Jerry. You have done great deeds in the past, and we could not have fought back against the Jerry without you creating the Resistance in the first place."
Queen of Spiders, you honor me, I shall pilot it with eager
*dissolves into a formless ooze and gets absorbed back into the Resistance the seed replanted.*
"I have something for you, creator of the Resistance." Yvonne waves her hand and another large mech comes forth. Levitating above the ground, crackling red energy from its head like long, wild hair. That same energy emanates from its large, spiked adamantine fists. "This is Catastrophe, a machine for you to pilot into battle against the Jerry. You have done great deeds in the past, and we could not have fought back against the Jerry without you creating the Resistance in the first place."
Queen of Spiders, you honor me, I shall pilot it with eager
"While Catastrophe is incredibly powerful in their own right, they work best in tandem with Gamer_Thirteen's mech, Cataclysm. When the two brothers fight as one, they achieve the height of their power. Of course, they both work wonders with C-" Yvonne stops herself. "Never mind. You two are great warriors, and I foresee you accomplishing great things together."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*dissolves into a formless ooze and gets absorbed back into the Resistance the seed replanted.*
"I have something for you, creator of the Resistance." Yvonne waves her hand and another large mech comes forth. Levitating above the ground, crackling red energy from its head like long, wild hair. That same energy emanates from its large, spiked adamantine fists. "This is Catastrophe, a machine for you to pilot into battle against the Jerry. You have done great deeds in the past, and we could not have fought back against the Jerry without you creating the Resistance in the first place."
Queen of Spiders, you honor me, I shall pilot it with eager
"While Catastrophe is incredibly powerful in their own right, they work best in tandem with Gamer_Thirteen's mech, Cataclysm. When the two brothers fight as one, they achieve the height of their power. Of course, they both work wonders with C-" Yvonne stops herself. "Never mind. You two are great warriors, and I foresee you accomplishing great things together."
Gamer_Thirteen is standing outside the Spider Outpost inside Cataclysm, performing troop drills with the nineteen Mantis platoons and the newly-made Striders. "HI!!!!!!!" Gamer_Thirteen turns toward the reclaimed hive and waves one of Cataclysm's large hands.
Hey guys can we just… leave the hive alone? Jerry himself is ready to come out of whatever limbo he’s in, and that’s not good for either party here. If you guys stop trying to kill us, we can ascend Jerry to the heavens, and no one gets hurt.
Hey guys can we just… leave the hive alone? Jerry himself is ready to come out of whatever limbo he’s in, and that’s not good for either party here. If you guys stop trying to kill us, we can ascend Jerry to the heavens, and no one gets hurt.
Okay, sounds good to me.
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Hey guys can we just… leave the hive alone? Jerry himself is ready to come out of whatever limbo he’s in, and that’s not good for either party here. If you guys stop trying to kill us, we can ascend Jerry to the heavens, and no one gets hurt.
Okay, sounds good to me.
I’ll even throw in a free, free-the-people-who-have-been-unwillingly-recruited-into-the-hive. With fee shipping that’s what I call-a [BARGAIN DEAL] so scoop it u-u-u-up to be-a [BIGSHOT]
Hey guys can we just… leave the hive alone? Jerry himself is ready to come out of whatever limbo he’s in, and that’s not good for either party here. If you guys stop trying to kill us, we can ascend Jerry to the heavens, and no one gets hurt.
Okay, sounds good to me.
I’ll even throw in a free, free-the-people-who-have-been-unwillingly-recruited-into-the-hive. With fee shipping that’s what I call-a [BARGAIN DEAL] so scoop it u-u-u-up to be-a [BIGSHOT]
Now's your chance, be a [[BIG SHOT]]! Be a big, be a big, be a [[BIG SHOT]]!
Hey guys can we just… leave the hive alone? Jerry himself is ready to come out of whatever limbo he’s in, and that’s not good for either party here. If you guys stop trying to kill us, we can ascend Jerry to the heavens, and no one gets hurt.
Okay, sounds good to me.
I’ll even throw in a free, free-the-people-who-have-been-unwillingly-recruited-into-the-hive. With fee shipping that’s what I call-a [BARGAIN DEAL] so scoop it u-u-u-up to be-a [BIGSHOT]
Now's your chance, be a [[BIG SHOT]]! Be a big, be a big, be a [[BIG SHOT]]!
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and makes them ring
I'll tell you how much it's ringing
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and
Pulls the strings and
Tell me What You're Really SELLING!
Spamton is one heck of a character.
Yeah… anyway! Peace option…? Just sign a waiver that says “we’ll leave each other alone!”
Hey guys can we just… leave the hive alone? Jerry himself is ready to come out of whatever limbo he’s in, and that’s not good for either party here. If you guys stop trying to kill us, we can ascend Jerry to the heavens, and no one gets hurt.
Okay, sounds good to me.
I’ll even throw in a free, free-the-people-who-have-been-unwillingly-recruited-into-the-hive. With fee shipping that’s what I call-a [BARGAIN DEAL] so scoop it u-u-u-up to be-a [BIGSHOT]
Now's your chance, be a [[BIG SHOT]]! Be a big, be a big, be a [[BIG SHOT]]!
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and makes them ring
I'll tell you how much it's ringing
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and
Pulls the strings and
Tell me What You're Really SELLING!
Spamton is one heck of a character.
Yeah… anyway! Peace option…? Just sign a waiver that says “we’ll leave each other alone!”
I'll have to contact the Anti-Jerryists and Spider Guild members. We can negotiate, and you might want the Mendigo's ok on it too.
Hey guys can we just… leave the hive alone? Jerry himself is ready to come out of whatever limbo he’s in, and that’s not good for either party here. If you guys stop trying to kill us, we can ascend Jerry to the heavens, and no one gets hurt.
Okay, sounds good to me.
I’ll even throw in a free, free-the-people-who-have-been-unwillingly-recruited-into-the-hive. With fee shipping that’s what I call-a [BARGAIN DEAL] so scoop it u-u-u-up to be-a [BIGSHOT]
Now's your chance, be a [[BIG SHOT]]! Be a big, be a big, be a [[BIG SHOT]]!
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and makes them ring
I'll tell you how much it's ringing
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and
Pulls the strings and
Tell me What You're Really SELLING!
Spamton is one heck of a character.
Yeah… anyway! Peace option…? Just sign a waiver that says “we’ll leave each other alone!”
I'll have to contact the Anti-Jerryists and Spider Guild members. We can negotiate, and you might want the Mendigo's ok on it too.
Hey guys can we just… leave the hive alone? Jerry himself is ready to come out of whatever limbo he’s in, and that’s not good for either party here. If you guys stop trying to kill us, we can ascend Jerry to the heavens, and no one gets hurt.
Okay, sounds good to me.
I’ll even throw in a free, free-the-people-who-have-been-unwillingly-recruited-into-the-hive. With fee shipping that’s what I call-a [BARGAIN DEAL] so scoop it u-u-u-up to be-a [BIGSHOT]
Now's your chance, be a [[BIG SHOT]]! Be a big, be a big, be a [[BIG SHOT]]!
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and makes them ring
I'll tell you how much it's ringing
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and
Pulls the strings and
Tell me What You're Really SELLING!
Spamton is one heck of a character.
Yeah… anyway! Peace option…? Just sign a waiver that says “we’ll leave each other alone!”
I'll have to contact the Anti-Jerryists and Spider Guild members. We can negotiate, and you might want the Mendigo's ok on it too.
Yeah… that’s a [BIG SHOT] move.
mmmmm, I dunno, is a War Criminal worth letting acend? he could the commit every War Crime, My queen, what do you think?
I am part of the cult of Jerry, fear Jerry, love Jerry, be Jerry, we are Jerry. I'm really sorry that I haven't been able to Dm recently. I owe everyone a lot of apologies . I'm really sorry. I would like to start a new campaign. Message me for questions.
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*Spider Dance plays in background.*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
*dissolves into a formless ooze and gets absorbed back into the Resistance the seed replanted.*
I am also here.
Am snek.
Welcome to the newly created Spider Outpost! Formerly the Temple of Jerry, our forces drove the Jerry cultists away for now. But the Mendigo could return at any time, so we must stay vigilant!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"I have something for you, creator of the Resistance." Yvonne waves her hand and another large mech comes forth. Levitating above the ground, crackling red energy from its head like long, wild hair. That same energy emanates from its large, spiked adamantine fists. "This is Catastrophe, a machine for you to pilot into battle against the Jerry. You have done great deeds in the past, and we could not have fought back against the Jerry without you creating the Resistance in the first place."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Queen of Spiders, you honor me, I shall pilot it with eager
I am also here.
Am snek.
Ness?
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"While Catastrophe is incredibly powerful in their own right, they work best in tandem with Gamer_Thirteen's mech, Cataclysm. When the two brothers fight as one, they achieve the height of their power. Of course, they both work wonders with C-" Yvonne stops herself. "Never mind. You two are great warriors, and I foresee you accomplishing great things together."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Gamer_Thirteen is standing outside the Spider Outpost inside Cataclysm, performing troop drills with the nineteen Mantis platoons and the newly-made Striders. "HI!!!!!!!" Gamer_Thirteen turns toward the reclaimed hive and waves one of Cataclysm's large hands.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Wheee, another cult war? Why am I being called on to jump in on this btw?
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
It’s not a cult it’s a semi-optional hive mind. About arson.
And the Spider Guild+Anti-Jerry Cult alliance have captured this hive! HA!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Hey guys can we just… leave the hive alone? Jerry himself is ready to come out of whatever limbo he’s in, and that’s not good for either party here. If you guys stop trying to kill us, we can ascend Jerry to the heavens, and no one gets hurt.
Okay, sounds good to me.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
I’ll even throw in a free, free-the-people-who-have-been-unwillingly-recruited-into-the-hive. With fee shipping that’s what I call-a [BARGAIN DEAL] so scoop it u-u-u-up to be-a [BIGSHOT]
Now's your chance, be a [[BIG SHOT]]! Be a big, be a big, be a [[BIG SHOT]]!
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and makes them ring
I'll tell you how much it's ringing
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and
Pulls the strings and
Tell me What You're Really SELLING!
Spamton is one heck of a character.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Yeah… anyway! Peace option…? Just sign a waiver that says “we’ll leave each other alone!”
I'll have to contact the Anti-Jerryists and Spider Guild members. We can negotiate, and you might want the Mendigo's ok on it too.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Yeah… that’s a [BIG SHOT] move.
mmmmm, I dunno, is a War Criminal worth letting acend? he could the commit every War Crime, My queen, what do you think?
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
For jerry
Jerry will never surrender
FOR JERRY
I am part of the cult of Jerry, fear Jerry, love Jerry, be Jerry, we are Jerry. I'm really sorry that I haven't been able to Dm recently. I owe everyone a lot of apologies . I'm really sorry. I would like to start a new campaign. Message me for questions.