"Ice does as much to me as a gentle breeze does to a tarrasque, Elendon, for the flames of Jerry protect me from cold as well as they do from heat." Helmut responds by meteor swarming the water elementals, dealing 71 fire and 72 bludgeoning damage to all of them.
"This is specially designed and created ice, created by Elidain Undaphior and Doraggic Frostbeard, to negate ALL flames. It's divinely-fueled, and can't be melted by anything short of Stargazer's will. And since Jerry is not yet a deity, his flames do not hold the power to stop this ice." Elendon says, as the ice begins creeping up Helmut's legs, snuffing the flames easily as it goes.
Mendigo aids Helmut’s efforts by casting investiture of flame on himself and grants all of the hive the ability to cast it on themselves. He then follows up by casting delayed blast fireball 5 times at each of the guild, Elendon, and the Anti-Jerry cult’s troops, each dealing 46 (x5 to each target) (Yes, he can do that). He then releases them all simultaneously and the whole battlefield goes up in a fiery explosion, damaging all the enemies but none of his allies (as they have investiture of flame active)
Elendon, and all the constructs of the Spider guild (and by extension, those inside them) are immune to fire damage. They take those blasts and stand there unharmed when the flames clear.
Elendon's face is grim as he pulls his elven-forged scimitars forth, each covered in a tempest of elemental energies. "You really should be careful who you try to light on fire." He says, glaring directly at Mendigo. A faint purple field is surrounding him now, forming a perfect sphere that moves with him. "Do your worst Mendigo. You'll find your end today." Elendon's eyes are filed with cold flames as he says this. You can see those near him are actually backing away in fear.
Stargazer is a true neutral deity. He will get involved if things get out of hand, or threaten entire realms or his generals (Elendon and company), but otherwise, he's a hands-off deity who lets things resolve themselves. If the Jerry hive doesn't survive, then it's because he wasn't strong enough to, and therefore wasn't truly worthy of being a deity. He'll be viewing this whole thing as a test of sorts, with the Spider Guild, and even Elendon and company, as unknowing participants.
Mendigo aids Helmut’s efforts by casting investiture of flame on himself and grants all of the hive the ability to cast it on themselves. He then follows up by casting delayed blast fireball 5 times at each of the guild, Elendon, and the Anti-Jerry cult’s troops, each dealing 46 (x5 to each target) (Yes, he can do that). He then releases them all simultaneously and the whole battlefield goes up in a fiery explosion, damaging all the enemies but none of his allies (as they have investiture of flame active)
Elendon, and all the constructs of the Spider guild (and by extension, those inside them) are immune to fire damage. They take those blasts and stand there unharmed when the flames clear.
Elendon's face is grim as he pulls his elven-forged scimitars forth, each covered in a tempest of elemental energies. "You really should be careful who you try to light on fire." He says, glaring directly at Mendigo. A faint purple field is surrounding him now, forming a perfect sphere that moves with him. "Do your worst Mendigo. You'll find your end today." Elendon's eyes are filed with cold flames as he says this. You can see those near him are actually backing away in fear.
"Shall I help you, Elendon, or are you good?" Gamer_Thirteen asks, his Nymph flagships hovering over the Jerry soldiers.
Mendigo aids Helmut’s efforts by casting investiture of flame on himself and grants all of the hive the ability to cast it on themselves. He then follows up by casting delayed blast fireball 5 times at each of the guild, Elendon, and the Anti-Jerry cult’s troops, each dealing 46 (x5 to each target) (Yes, he can do that). He then releases them all simultaneously and the whole battlefield goes up in a fiery explosion, damaging all the enemies but none of his allies (as they have investiture of flame active)
Elendon, and all the constructs of the Spider guild (and by extension, those inside them) are immune to fire damage. They take those blasts and stand there unharmed when the flames clear.
Elendon's face is grim as he pulls his elven-forged scimitars forth, each covered in a tempest of elemental energies. "You really should be careful who you try to light on fire." He says, glaring directly at Mendigo. A faint purple field is surrounding him now, forming a perfect sphere that moves with him. "Do your worst Mendigo. You'll find your end today." Elendon's eyes are filed with cold flames as he says this. You can see those near him are actually backing away in fear.
"Shall I help you, Elendon, or are you good?" Gamer_Thirteen asks, his Nymph flagships hovering over the Jerry soldiers.
"I'm good. I need to finish this myself," you hear him growl.
Mendigo aids Helmut’s efforts by casting investiture of flame on himself and grants all of the hive the ability to cast it on themselves. He then follows up by casting delayed blast fireball 5 times at each of the guild, Elendon, and the Anti-Jerry cult’s troops, each dealing 46 (x5 to each target) (Yes, he can do that). He then releases them all simultaneously and the whole battlefield goes up in a fiery explosion, damaging all the enemies but none of his allies (as they have investiture of flame active)
Elendon, and all the constructs of the Spider guild (and by extension, those inside them) are immune to fire damage. They take those blasts and stand there unharmed when the flames clear.
Elendon's face is grim as he pulls his elven-forged scimitars forth, each covered in a tempest of elemental energies. "You really should be careful who you try to light on fire." He says, glaring directly at Mendigo. A faint purple field is surrounding him now, forming a perfect sphere that moves with him. "Do your worst Mendigo. You'll find your end today." Elendon's eyes are filed with cold flames as he says this. You can see those near him are actually backing away in fear.
"Shall I help you, Elendon, or are you good?" Gamer_Thirteen asks, his Nymph flagships hovering over the Jerry soldiers.
"I'm good. I need to finish this myself," you hear him growl.
"Okay, but remember if it get dangerous, I'll be here. CALL IT OFF, PAKRIISH!" Gamer_Thirteen gestures to the red-crested Mantis, who deactivates a power cannon.
Mendigo aids Helmut’s efforts by casting investiture of flame on himself and grants all of the hive the ability to cast it on themselves. He then follows up by casting delayed blast fireball 5 times at each of the guild, Elendon, and the Anti-Jerry cult’s troops, each dealing 46 (x5 to each target) (Yes, he can do that). He then releases them all simultaneously and the whole battlefield goes up in a fiery explosion, damaging all the enemies but none of his allies (as they have investiture of flame active)
Elendon, and all the constructs of the Spider guild (and by extension, those inside them) are immune to fire damage. They take those blasts and stand there unharmed when the flames clear.
Elendon's face is grim as he pulls his elven-forged scimitars forth, each covered in a tempest of elemental energies. "You really should be careful who you try to light on fire." He says, glaring directly at Mendigo. A faint purple field is surrounding him now, forming a perfect sphere that moves with him. "Do your worst Mendigo. You'll find your end today." Elendon's eyes are filed with cold flames as he says this. You can see those near him are actually backing away in fear.
"Shall I help you, Elendon, or are you good?" Gamer_Thirteen asks, his Nymph flagships hovering over the Jerry soldiers.
"I'm good. I need to finish this myself," you hear him growl.
"Okay, but remember if it get dangerous, I'll be here. CALL IT OFF, PAKRIISH!" Gamer_Thirteen gestures to the red-crested Mantis, who deactivates a power cannon.
Elendon nods in acknowledgement. He starts stalking towards Mendigo, eyes ablaze with anger, and he starts to glow with divine power.
"You've only been dealing with my avatar up until now. How do you think you'll handle the true Elendon Starguide?"
"Jerry.... Fight Elendon for us. We, your followers, cannot. Prove Elendon and his companions wrong. End this needless conflict."
Ok.
A spectral form appears before Helmut. The form wisps and changes, seemingly made of smoke. The form condenses and shapes, solidifying. It continues to do so until a person of above average height stands before you. He wears a simple smock, made of thick leather, covered in chemical stains. Underneath is simple peasant clothes. He wears a naturally fire resistant cloak, and has a bow and arrow strung over his shoulders. He looks just as he did during his rise as a broken person.
”fwoooof. Good to be back. Hiya! I remember you!” He says gesturing toward Helmut. “Looks like we’re doing pretty terribly… this sucks. Do you know what would suck more? Mass extinction over this continent. So can we chill?” This is all directed toward Elendon and the spider army. “I don’t want to HURT anyone “ his voice deepens and booms. Able to be heard by all of the people fighting, readily suggesting that you get out of here. “So. I expect you all of my lawn soon.” Jerry simply sits down on the floor. Waiting for you guys to leave, or give a counter offer.
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With that, Elendon's form bursts in brilliant radiance. When everyone's eyes recovered, Elendon is still standing there, although he seems... different somehow. Around him, 65 beams of light strike the ground, and out of each of them step a Solar.
Elendon's eyes are still locked on Mendigo. "Care to surrender yet, or shall we continue this little fight of ours?" Elendon asks with a sarcastic smirk.
With that, Elendon's form bursts in brilliant radiance. When everyone's eyes recovered, Elendon is still standing there, although he seems... different somehow. Around him, 65 beams of light strike the ground, and out of each of them step a Solar.
Elendon's eyes are still locked on Mendigo. "Care to surrender yet, or shall we continue this little fight of ours?" Elendon asks with a sarcastic smirk.
Jerry just sighs. “Alright then… if ya say so…” Jerry stands up slowly. Stretching not at all concerned about any of the things happening around him. Last chaaance…I wonder. Can you go to hell if I’ve brought it to earth?”
With that, Elendon's form bursts in brilliant radiance. When everyone's eyes recovered, Elendon is still standing there, although he seems... different somehow. Around him, 65 beams of light strike the ground, and out of each of them step a Solar.
Elendon's eyes are still locked on Mendigo. "Care to surrender yet, or shall we continue this little fight of ours?" Elendon asks with a sarcastic smirk.
Jerry just sighs. “Alright then… if ya say so…” Jerry stands up slowly. Stretching not at all concerned about any of the things happening around him. Last chaaance…I wonder. Can you go to hell if I’ve brought it to earth?”
Anahita's cannons all aim at Jerry. "I don't know if there even is a hell, but I swear to the gods I will make one for you personally."
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
With that, Elendon's form bursts in brilliant radiance. When everyone's eyes recovered, Elendon is still standing there, although he seems... different somehow. Around him, 65 beams of light strike the ground, and out of each of them step a Solar.
Elendon's eyes are still locked on Mendigo. "Care to surrender yet, or shall we continue this little fight of ours?" Elendon asks with a sarcastic smirk.
Jerry just sighs. “Alright then… if ya say so…” Jerry stands up slowly. Stretching not at all concerned about any of the things happening around him. Last chaaance…I wonder. Can you go to hell if I’ve brought it to earth?”
Elendon just cocks one of his eyebrows, and starts laughing. "I've been to hell. It's nice, especially since all the archdevils are trapped in the void. I killed most of the devils left in the Nine Hells single-handedly. You think I, no, WE, can't handle the heat?"
With that, Elendon's form bursts in brilliant radiance. When everyone's eyes recovered, Elendon is still standing there, although he seems... different somehow. Around him, 65 beams of light strike the ground, and out of each of them step a Solar.
Elendon's eyes are still locked on Mendigo. "Care to surrender yet, or shall we continue this little fight of ours?" Elendon asks with a sarcastic smirk.
Jerry just sighs. “Alright then… if ya say so…” Jerry stands up slowly. Stretching not at all concerned about any of the things happening around him. Last chaaance…I wonder. Can you go to hell if I’ve brought it to earth?”
Anahita's cannons all aim at Jerry. "I don't know if there even is a hell, but I swear to the gods I will make one for you personally."
“Ugh. You guys are no fun.” Jerry finishes stretching before dashing past half the solars, along the way dropping bombs, acids, chemicals, potions, and other harmful substances. A snap of the finger sends half the solars to the afterlife, a 50ft trench is now carved into the earth. “Having fun yet? I am!” Jerry will sprint up to Elendon, and just punch him. In the throat. It’s not a lot of damage, it’s an insult. “I see you’ve been messing with Mendigo huh? We’ll screw you in particular.” Jerry punches Elendon again, before throwing a vial in his eyes. It stings and burns, very disorienting. Jerry then splashes what you can smell to be gasoline on your feat. A match goes off and the napalm in your eyes and the gas at your feat are burning. This all happens very quickly.
Jerry slams his forehead into yours, a few times. Jerry then just drops a bundle at your feat, “Here! Have these!” Jerry walks up to Mendigo. “Good to see you… you’ve been doing a crap job at managing these guys so far. Go do what we’re really best at. AREA DAMAGE.” Jerry picks up Mendigo and full force throws him into the army of the spider queen. “Now… back to you.” Jerry sprints back over to Elendon. “Fancy swords you got here.” Jerry punches one, shattering it. Jerry slaps the other and you see a few things. A couple of runes, that you recognize as high explosive runes. If you move this thing they go boom. And a sticky bomb.
“Cool. You have fun with those” Jerry throws a grenade at the pouch at Elendon feet. It goes boom. Big boom. A large crater is where Elendon used to be. “Now for the crowds… Last chance for anyone who still wants to run. I recommend it personally. LAST CHANCE, EXCEPT FOR ELENDON”
Jerry just stands before the army. Smiling in the face of the cannons aimed at him.
With that, Elendon's form bursts in brilliant radiance. When everyone's eyes recovered, Elendon is still standing there, although he seems... different somehow. Around him, 65 beams of light strike the ground, and out of each of them step a Solar.
Elendon's eyes are still locked on Mendigo. "Care to surrender yet, or shall we continue this little fight of ours?" Elendon asks with a sarcastic smirk.
Jerry just sighs. “Alright then… if ya say so…” Jerry stands up slowly. Stretching not at all concerned about any of the things happening around him. Last chaaance…I wonder. Can you go to hell if I’ve brought it to earth?”
Anahita's cannons all aim at Jerry. "I don't know if there even is a hell, but I swear to the gods I will make one for you personally."
“Ugh. You guys are no fun.” Jerry finishes stretching before dashing past half the solars, along the way dropping bombs, acids, chemicals, potions, and other harmful substances. A snap of the finger sends half the solars to the afterlife, a 50ft trench is now carved into the earth. “Having fun yet? I am!” Jerry will sprint up to Elendon, and just punch him. In the throat. It’s not a lot of damage, it’s an insult. “I see you’ve been messing with Mendigo huh? We’ll screw you in particular.” Jerry punches Elendon again, before throwing a vial in his eyes. It stings and burns, very disorienting. Jerry then splashes what you can smell to be gasoline on your feat. A match goes off and the napalm in your eyes and the gas at your feat are burning. This all happens very quickly.
Jerry slams his forehead into yours, a few times. Jerry then just drops a bundle at your feat, “Here! Have these!” Jerry walks up to Mendigo. “Good to see you… you’ve been doing a crap job at managing these guys so far. Go do what we’re really best at. AREA DAMAGE.” Jerry picks up Mendigo and full force throws him into the army of the spider queen. “Now… back to you.” Jerry sprints back over to Elendon. “Fancy swords you got here.” Jerry punches one, shattering it. Jerry slaps the other and you see a few things. A couple of runes, that you recognize as high explosive runes. If you move this thing they go boom. And a sticky bomb.
“Cool. You have fun with those” Jerry throws a grenade at the pouch at Elendon feet. It goes boom. Big boom. A large crater is where Elendon used to be. “Now for the crowds… Last chance for anyone who still wants to run. I recommend it personally. LAST CHANCE, EXCEPT FOR ELENDON”
Jerry just stands before the army. Smiling in the face of the cannons aimed at him.
Anahita catches Mendigo in its enormous claw. "Do you honestly think you're the one in control here?" One of the Mistakes gurgles as it sends Mendigo into the Void. "You still think you can win? There's even more of us coming, and my machines can kill gods. Last time I checked, you are no god." The Mistakes all move forward as one wave of slime, putting out all the fire in their path. "Heh. I've been waiting for this." Anahita launches another 16 missiles at Jerry, dealing 205 piercing damage and restraining him in fireproof webbing.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
With that, Elendon's form bursts in brilliant radiance. When everyone's eyes recovered, Elendon is still standing there, although he seems... different somehow. Around him, 65 beams of light strike the ground, and out of each of them step a Solar.
Elendon's eyes are still locked on Mendigo. "Care to surrender yet, or shall we continue this little fight of ours?" Elendon asks with a sarcastic smirk.
Jerry just sighs. “Alright then… if ya say so…” Jerry stands up slowly. Stretching not at all concerned about any of the things happening around him. Last chaaance…I wonder. Can you go to hell if I’ve brought it to earth?”
Anahita's cannons all aim at Jerry. "I don't know if there even is a hell, but I swear to the gods I will make one for you personally."
“Ugh. You guys are no fun.” Jerry finishes stretching before dashing past half the solars, along the way dropping bombs, acids, chemicals, potions, and other harmful substances. A snap of the finger sends half the solars to the afterlife, a 50ft trench is now carved into the earth. “Having fun yet? I am!” Jerry will sprint up to Elendon, and just punch him. In the throat. It’s not a lot of damage, it’s an insult. “I see you’ve been messing with Mendigo huh? We’ll screw you in particular.” Jerry punches Elendon again, before throwing a vial in his eyes. It stings and burns, very disorienting. Jerry then splashes what you can smell to be gasoline on your feat. A match goes off and the napalm in your eyes and the gas at your feat are burning. This all happens very quickly.
Jerry slams his forehead into yours, a few times. Jerry then just drops a bundle at your feat, “Here! Have these!” Jerry walks up to Mendigo. “Good to see you… you’ve been doing a crap job at managing these guys so far. Go do what we’re really best at. AREA DAMAGE.” Jerry picks up Mendigo and full force throws him into the army of the spider queen. “Now… back to you.” Jerry sprints back over to Elendon. “Fancy swords you got here.” Jerry punches one, shattering it. Jerry slaps the other and you see a few things. A couple of runes, that you recognize as high explosive runes. If you move this thing they go boom. And a sticky bomb.
“Cool. You have fun with those” Jerry throws a grenade at the pouch at Elendon feet. It goes boom. Big boom. A large crater is where Elendon used to be. “Now for the crowds… Last chance for anyone who still wants to run. I recommend it personally. LAST CHANCE, EXCEPT FOR ELENDON”
Jerry just stands before the army. Smiling in the face of the cannons aimed at him.
And Elendon just stands there, completely unphazed. In fact, everything Jerry throws at Elendon is reflected straight back at Jerry instead.
"You are no deity, Jerry. Not yet, as Stargazer has not willed it so. You cannot harm me."
FYI, I'm not just pulling this out of my butt. You're dealing with a GOD here, one that I actually created the stat block for, and even if you somehow kill him (Which you can't as he's immune to literally everything, since this isn't his avatar, which is what you had been dealing with prior to this), He just reforms at an even higher power level.
FYI, I'm not just pulling this out of my butt. You're dealing with a GOD here, one that I actually created the stat block for, and even if you somehow kill him (Which you can't as he's immune to literally everything, since this isn't his avatar, which is what you had been dealing with prior to this), He just reforms at an even higher power level.
Yeah, your dealing with a very angry mortal without a concept of death or pain. That’s already died once… somehow…
Anahita catches Mendigo in its enormous claw. "Do you honestly think you're the one in control here?" One of the Mistakes gurgles as it sends Mendigo into the Void. "You still think you can win? There's even more of us coming, and my machines can kill gods. Last time I checked, you are no god." The Mistakes all move forward as one wave of slime, putting out all the fire in their path. "Heh. I've been waiting for this." Anahita launches another 16 missiles at Jerry, dealing 199 piercing damage and restraining him in fireproof webbing.
Jerry just says “ugh. Fine. I can’t kill you. I get that. But as far as I’m aware… everyone but you… is all MORTAL” Jerry snaps the webbing, easily. He walks over to Anahita, he is smoking from the amount of fire he unintentionally threw at himself. As jerry steps the ground beneath his feet boil, and crumble into flaming soup. The path behind Jerry is a wasteland.
He starts sprinting toward Anahita, he runs up to the giant spider mech (I believe that’s what your in right?) and rips off a leg. He shoves it back up into the spider mech’s abdomen. You can see Jerry’s arm snap under the weight of the leg, bone and muscle exposed. It just snaps back into place. He has started laughing uncontrollably, and smoke is pouring out of his mouth, and from around his eyes. He turns around to the mistakes, drawing a blade. A sun blade. It rips into existence with a unhappy orange blade. He starts slicing, dropping nearly all of the mistakes in his path. As he goes through he drops bombs, summons fire elementals, and generally causes havoc. Jerry revives multiple normally fatal blows, and just laughs harder.
Mid way through his attack a sword is stuck through his entire chest. It comes out his spine through his heart, covered in ash. He collapses on the ground, for people far away it sounds like he’s gone silent. For people nearby it sounds like he’s whimpering. For anyone willing to get close enough, he’s just laughing, almost out of breath. Wheezing on the floor.
FYI, I'm not just pulling this out of my butt. You're dealing with a GOD here, one that I actually created the stat block for, and even if you somehow kill him (Which you can't as he's immune to literally everything, since this isn't his avatar, which is what you had been dealing with prior to this), He just reforms at an even higher power level.
Yeah, your dealing with a very angry mortal without a concept of death or pain. That’s already died once… somehow…
Anahita catches Mendigo in its enormous claw. "Do you honestly think you're the one in control here?" One of the Mistakes gurgles as it sends Mendigo into the Void. "You still think you can win? There's even more of us coming, and my machines can kill gods. Last time I checked, you are no god." The Mistakes all move forward as one wave of slime, putting out all the fire in their path. "Heh. I've been waiting for this." Anahita launches another 16 missiles at Jerry, dealing 199 piercing damage and restraining him in fireproof webbing.
Jerry just says “ugh. Fine. I can’t kill you. I get that. But as far as I’m aware… everyone but you… is all MORTAL” Jerry snaps the webbing, easily. He walks over to Anahita, he is smoking from the amount of fire he unintentionally threw at himself. As jerry steps the ground beneath his feet boil, and crumble into flaming soup. The path behind Jerry is a wasteland.
He starts sprinting toward Anahita, he runs up to the giant spider mech (I believe that’s what your in right?) and rips off a leg. He shoves it back up into the spider mech’s abdomen. You can see Jerry’s arm snap under the weight of the leg, bone and muscle exposed. It just snaps back into place. He has started laughing uncontrollably, and smoke is pouring out of his mouth, and from around his eyes. He turns around to the mistakes, drawing a blade. A sun blade. It rips into existence with a unhappy orange blade. He starts slicing, dropping nearly all of the mistakes in his path. As he goes through he drops bombs, summons fire elementals, and generally causes havoc. Jerry revives multiple normally fatal blows, and just laughs harder.
Mid way through his attack a sword is stuck through his entire chest. It comes out his spine through his heart, covered in ash. He collapses on the ground, for people far away it sounds like he’s gone silent. For people nearby it sounds like he’s whimpering. For anyone willing to get close enough, he’s just laughing, almost out of breath. Wheezing on the floor.
Elendon walks over, returning the wasteland to it's normal self. "So, you think that this will stop us, hmmm?" His eyes and entire form start glowing with brilliant radiance, which continues building until it bursts out from him in what can only be described as a nova. Jerry, and all of his minions, within 40 ft of Elendon take 437 radiant damage (which ignores resistance and immunity because of his nature) if they fail a DC 40 con save, or half as much on a success. In addition, any who fail the saving throw are blinded for 2 minutes. All of Elendon's allies, including the constructs, then regain 199 hp, any fallen allies are revived, and missing limbs are regenerated.
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"This is specially designed and created ice, created by Elidain Undaphior and Doraggic Frostbeard, to negate ALL flames. It's divinely-fueled, and can't be melted by anything short of Stargazer's will. And since Jerry is not yet a deity, his flames do not hold the power to stop this ice." Elendon says, as the ice begins creeping up Helmut's legs, snuffing the flames easily as it goes.
Elendon, and all the constructs of the Spider guild (and by extension, those inside them) are immune to fire damage. They take those blasts and stand there unharmed when the flames clear.
Elendon's face is grim as he pulls his elven-forged scimitars forth, each covered in a tempest of elemental energies. "You really should be careful who you try to light on fire." He says, glaring directly at Mendigo. A faint purple field is surrounding him now, forming a perfect sphere that moves with him. "Do your worst Mendigo. You'll find your end today." Elendon's eyes are filed with cold flames as he says this. You can see those near him are actually backing away in fear.
Where might Stargazer be at the moment? Would he really want all this to happen?
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Stargazer is a true neutral deity. He will get involved if things get out of hand, or threaten entire realms or his generals (Elendon and company), but otherwise, he's a hands-off deity who lets things resolve themselves. If the Jerry hive doesn't survive, then it's because he wasn't strong enough to, and therefore wasn't truly worthy of being a deity. He'll be viewing this whole thing as a test of sorts, with the Spider Guild, and even Elendon and company, as unknowing participants.
"Shall I help you, Elendon, or are you good?" Gamer_Thirteen asks, his Nymph flagships hovering over the Jerry soldiers.
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"I'm good. I need to finish this myself," you hear him growl.
"Jerry.... Fight Elendon for us. We, your followers, cannot. Prove Elendon and his companions wrong. End this needless conflict."
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
"Okay, but remember if it get dangerous, I'll be here. CALL IT OFF, PAKRIISH!" Gamer_Thirteen gestures to the red-crested Mantis, who deactivates a power cannon.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Elendon nods in acknowledgement. He starts stalking towards Mendigo, eyes ablaze with anger, and he starts to glow with divine power.
"You've only been dealing with my avatar up until now. How do you think you'll handle the true Elendon Starguide?"
Ok.
A spectral form appears before Helmut. The form wisps and changes, seemingly made of smoke. The form condenses and shapes, solidifying. It continues to do so until a person of above average height stands before you. He wears a simple smock, made of thick leather, covered in chemical stains. Underneath is simple peasant clothes. He wears a naturally fire resistant cloak, and has a bow and arrow strung over his shoulders. He looks just as he did during his rise as a broken person.
”fwoooof. Good to be back. Hiya! I remember you!” He says gesturing toward Helmut. “Looks like we’re doing pretty terribly… this sucks. Do you know what would suck more? Mass extinction over this continent. So can we chill?” This is all directed toward Elendon and the spider army. “I don’t want to HURT anyone “ his voice deepens and booms. Able to be heard by all of the people fighting, readily suggesting that you get out of here. “So. I expect you all of my lawn soon.” Jerry simply sits down on the floor. Waiting for you guys to leave, or give a counter offer.
With that, Elendon's form bursts in brilliant radiance. When everyone's eyes recovered, Elendon is still standing there, although he seems... different somehow. Around him, 65 beams of light strike the ground, and out of each of them step a Solar.
Elendon's eyes are still locked on Mendigo. "Care to surrender yet, or shall we continue this little fight of ours?" Elendon asks with a sarcastic smirk.
Jerry just sighs. “Alright then… if ya say so…” Jerry stands up slowly. Stretching not at all concerned about any of the things happening around him. Last chaaance… I wonder. Can you go to hell if I’ve brought it to earth?”
Anahita's cannons all aim at Jerry. "I don't know if there even is a hell, but I swear to the gods I will make one for you personally."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Elendon just cocks one of his eyebrows, and starts laughing. "I've been to hell. It's nice, especially since all the archdevils are trapped in the void. I killed most of the devils left in the Nine Hells single-handedly. You think I, no, WE, can't handle the heat?"
“Ugh. You guys are no fun.” Jerry finishes stretching before dashing past half the solars, along the way dropping bombs, acids, chemicals, potions, and other harmful substances. A snap of the finger sends half the solars to the afterlife, a 50ft trench is now carved into the earth. “Having fun yet? I am!” Jerry will sprint up to Elendon, and just punch him. In the throat. It’s not a lot of damage, it’s an insult. “I see you’ve been messing with Mendigo huh? We’ll screw you in particular.” Jerry punches Elendon again, before throwing a vial in his eyes. It stings and burns, very disorienting. Jerry then splashes what you can smell to be gasoline on your feat. A match goes off and the napalm in your eyes and the gas at your feat are burning. This all happens very quickly.
Jerry slams his forehead into yours, a few times. Jerry then just drops a bundle at your feat, “Here! Have these!” Jerry walks up to Mendigo. “Good to see you… you’ve been doing a crap job at managing these guys so far. Go do what we’re really best at. AREA DAMAGE.” Jerry picks up Mendigo and full force throws him into the army of the spider queen. “Now… back to you.” Jerry sprints back over to Elendon. “Fancy swords you got here.” Jerry punches one, shattering it. Jerry slaps the other and you see a few things. A couple of runes, that you recognize as high explosive runes. If you move this thing they go boom. And a sticky bomb.
“Cool. You have fun with those” Jerry throws a grenade at the pouch at Elendon feet. It goes boom. Big boom. A large crater is where Elendon used to be. “Now for the crowds… Last chance for anyone who still wants to run. I recommend it personally. LAST CHANCE, EXCEPT FOR ELENDON”
Jerry just stands before the army. Smiling in the face of the cannons aimed at him.
Anahita catches Mendigo in its enormous claw. "Do you honestly think you're the one in control here?" One of the Mistakes gurgles as it sends Mendigo into the Void. "You still think you can win? There's even more of us coming, and my machines can kill gods. Last time I checked, you are no god." The Mistakes all move forward as one wave of slime, putting out all the fire in their path. "Heh. I've been waiting for this." Anahita launches another 16 missiles at Jerry, dealing 205 piercing damage and restraining him in fireproof webbing.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
And Elendon just stands there, completely unphazed. In fact, everything Jerry throws at Elendon is reflected straight back at Jerry instead.
"You are no deity, Jerry. Not yet, as Stargazer has not willed it so. You cannot harm me."
FYI, I'm not just pulling this out of my butt. You're dealing with a GOD here, one that I actually created the stat block for, and even if you somehow kill him (Which you can't as he's immune to literally everything, since this isn't his avatar, which is what you had been dealing with prior to this), He just reforms at an even higher power level.
Yeah, your dealing with a very angry mortal without a concept of death or pain. That’s already died once… somehow…
Jerry just says “ugh. Fine. I can’t kill you. I get that. But as far as I’m aware… everyone but you… is all MORTAL” Jerry snaps the webbing, easily. He walks over to Anahita, he is smoking from the amount of fire he unintentionally threw at himself. As jerry steps the ground beneath his feet boil, and crumble into flaming soup. The path behind Jerry is a wasteland.
He starts sprinting toward Anahita, he runs up to the giant spider mech (I believe that’s what your in right?) and rips off a leg. He shoves it back up into the spider mech’s abdomen. You can see Jerry’s arm snap under the weight of the leg, bone and muscle exposed. It just snaps back into place. He has started laughing uncontrollably, and smoke is pouring out of his mouth, and from around his eyes. He turns around to the mistakes, drawing a blade. A sun blade. It rips into existence with a unhappy orange blade. He starts slicing, dropping nearly all of the mistakes in his path. As he goes through he drops bombs, summons fire elementals, and generally causes havoc. Jerry revives multiple normally fatal blows, and just laughs harder.
Mid way through his attack a sword is stuck through his entire chest. It comes out his spine through his heart, covered in ash. He collapses on the ground, for people far away it sounds like he’s gone silent. For people nearby it sounds like he’s whimpering. For anyone willing to get close enough, he’s just laughing, almost out of breath. Wheezing on the floor.
Elendon walks over, returning the wasteland to it's normal self. "So, you think that this will stop us, hmmm?" His eyes and entire form start glowing with brilliant radiance, which continues building until it bursts out from him in what can only be described as a nova. Jerry, and all of his minions, within 40 ft of Elendon take 437 radiant damage (which ignores resistance and immunity because of his nature) if they fail a DC 40 con save, or half as much on a success. In addition, any who fail the saving throw are blinded for 2 minutes. All of Elendon's allies, including the constructs, then regain 199 hp, any fallen allies are revived, and missing limbs are regenerated.