Being imprisoned often causes a person to lose all sense of time. Has it been 1week? ONE year, or ten? It has been so long since GLOP has seen the sun....
A small helpless gnome cries out from his lonely cell:
"STARGAZER! WHERE ARE YOU! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US? WILL YOU SIMPLY ALLOW THIS MADNESS! END THIS!"
After this outburst, he begins crying softly, each tear like a diamond of hope, leaving his soulless eyes....
Hey guys can we just… leave the hive alone? Jerry himself is ready to come out of whatever limbo he’s in, and that’s not good for either party here. If you guys stop trying to kill us, we can ascend Jerry to the heavens, and no one gets hurt.
Okay, sounds good to me.
I’ll even throw in a free, free-the-people-who-have-been-unwillingly-recruited-into-the-hive. With fee shipping that’s what I call-a [BARGAIN DEAL] so scoop it u-u-u-up to be-a [BIGSHOT]
Now's your chance, be a [[BIG SHOT]]! Be a big, be a big, be a [[BIG SHOT]]!
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and makes them ring
I'll tell you how much it's ringing
Thinks it's coming for me, answer the phone
Can't wait till your all alone
It pulls the strings and
Pulls the strings and
Tell me What You're Really SELLING!
Spamton is one heck of a character.
Yeah… anyway! Peace option…? Just sign a waiver that says “we’ll leave each other alone!”
I'll have to contact the Anti-Jerryists and Spider Guild members. We can negotiate, and you might want the Mendigo's ok on it too.
Yeah… that’s a [BIG SHOT] move.
mmmmm, I dunno, is a War Criminal worth letting acend? he could the commit every War Crime, My queen, what do you think?
Oh, gotta say, once he’s ascended he will be completely passive. Only intervening when necessary. The worshipers would only do non-aggressive rituals. We would become a safe-haven for pyromaniacs to practice their urges in safety. We would provide alchemical aid to anyone that asks, following In the great trade of alchemy from Jerry.
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“How y’a doin’ old friends? Been a while eh?”
You hear a voice from some place you can’t quite determine.
“Look, I’ll admit we’re probably kinda chaotic, but not really evil. If you want war, have it. I’ll have some fun cleaning this mess up.”
With that, you hear the walls of the temple rumble. Pebbles and boulders start to drop from the ceiling and walls, stalactites drop from the ceiling. Suddenly, a huge hole is ripped open in the east wall, and a few hundred Tunnelers burst out. Behind them, you see a small figure walk slowly towards you. Mendigo steps forwards, and behind him an army of fire elementals, genasi, fire giants, hellhounds, flame cats, and other fire based beings. He points to GL0P’s cell, and the wall melts. Gl0P is suddenly transformed into a fire gnome. Helmut reappears as well along with all of Jerry’s followers, in fire-like versions of their own forms.
”There ain’t no strings on me.”
Says Mendigo, as the army of a few trillion soldiers charges forwards. Any that can blast pillars of fire towards the enemy troops, dealing 66 fire damage to each soldier, and Helmut’s runes reappear, ten times the size, and tenfold in number. These runes are much more powerful, dealing 640 force damage to any enemies that fail the now DC 25 dexterity saving throw.
”Jerry, I’m sorry for disobeying, but they are clearly much more evil. The only hope now is to wipe them out for good. They have double crossed and tricked many people, and it must be stopped. Farewell spider guild, and Stargazer, if you’re watching, don’t blame this on Jerry, blame it on me. Any punishment I require I will take humbly.”
You hear a voice from some place you can’t quite determine.
“Look, I’ll admit we’re probably kinda chaotic, but not really evil. If you want war, have it. I’ll have some fun cleaning this mess up.”
With that, you hear the walls of the temple rumble. Pebbles and boulders start to drop from the ceiling and walls, stalactites drop from the ceiling. Suddenly, a huge hole is ripped open in the east wall, and a few hundred Tunnelers burst out. Behind them, you see a small figure walk slowly towards you. Mendigo steps forwards, and behind him an army of fire elementals, genasi, fire giants, hellhounds, flame cats, and other fire based beings. He points to GL0P’s cell, and the wall melts. Gl0P is suddenly transformed into a fire gnome. Helmut reappears as well along with all of Jerry’s followers, in fire-like versions of their own forms.
GLOP stumbles from his cell, dazed and disoriented, "how is this happening, am I dreaming...?" He looks up from the dark and gloomy floor to see Mendigo and Helmut. "By the gods. Stargazer hasn't forgotten! WE WILL DEFEND THE JERRY! HUZAHH!!" GLOP joins the chaos of battle, hoping to prove his words through his ACTIONS.
You hear a voice from some place you can’t quite determine.
“Look, I’ll admit we’re probably kinda chaotic, but not really evil. If you want war, have it. I’ll have some fun cleaning this mess up.”
With that, you hear the walls of the temple rumble. Pebbles and boulders start to drop from the ceiling and walls, stalactites drop from the ceiling. Suddenly, a huge hole is ripped open in the east wall, and a few hundred Tunnelers burst out. Behind them, you see a small figure walk slowly towards you. Mendigo steps forwards, and behind him an army of fire elementals, genasi, fire giants, hellhounds, flame cats, and other fire based beings. He points to GL0P’s cell, and the wall melts. Gl0P is suddenly transformed into a fire gnome. Helmut reappears as well along with all of Jerry’s followers, in fire-like versions of their own forms.
”There ain’t no strings on me.”
Says Mendigo, as the army of a few trillion soldiers charges forwards. Any that can blast pillars of fire towards the enemy troops, dealing 85 fire damage to each soldier, and Helmut’s runes reappear, ten times the size, and tenfold in number. These runes are much more powerful, dealing 598 force damage to any enemies that fail the now DC 25 dexterity saving throw.
”Jerry, I’m sorry for disobeying, but they are clearly much more evil. The only hope now is to wipe them out for good. They have double crossed and tricked many people, and it must be stopped. Farewell spider guild, and Stargazer, if you’re watching, don’t blame this on Jerry, blame it on me. Any punishment I require I will take humbly.”
"You wanted a war?!" a powerful and familiar voice thunders from somewhere. Suddenly, a brilliant purple beam strikes the ground in front of Mendigo. "Surely you recognize me." The familiar voice says as a Twilight Elf clad in purple, bladed, adamantite armor steps out of the beam. "It is high time that we finished this, wouldn't you say so, Mendigo?"
With that, everything starts shaking once again. Thud. Something massive is approaching from the darkness outside the temple. THUD. It's closer, much closer. THUD!! It's here, and suddenly the wall where the tunnel is gets torn apart as a massive arachnoid construct tears through the wall using its front legs with ease.
It is MASSIVE, nearly 250 ft long and standing at 75 ft tall. On either side of its "head" is a pair of cannons that are glowing a bright, but cold, blue, and on its back is a massive cannon that is trained directly at Mendigo. The things legs are massive blade capable of slicing through bone, rock, and metal with equal ease, and several small tubes at varying angles are on its back. In addition to this, multiple hydraulically locked hatches are on its belly, and several windows are on various places, including the "head", the top of the cannon on its backs, and scattered along it's body.
"You didn't think I'd come here alone, now did you?"
You hear a voice from some place you can’t quite determine.
“Look, I’ll admit we’re probably kinda chaotic, but not really evil. If you want war, have it. I’ll have some fun cleaning this mess up.”
With that, you hear the walls of the temple rumble. Pebbles and boulders start to drop from the ceiling and walls, stalactites drop from the ceiling. Suddenly, a huge hole is ripped open in the east wall, and a few hundred Tunnelers burst out. Behind them, you see a small figure walk slowly towards you. Mendigo steps forwards, and behind him an army of fire elementals, genasi, fire giants, hellhounds, flame cats, and other fire based beings. He points to GL0P’s cell, and the wall melts. Gl0P is suddenly transformed into a fire gnome. Helmut reappears as well along with all of Jerry’s followers, in fire-like versions of their own forms.
”There ain’t no strings on me.”
Says Mendigo, as the army of a few trillion soldiers charges forwards. Any that can blast pillars of fire towards the enemy troops, dealing 85 fire damage to each soldier, and Helmut’s runes reappear, ten times the size, and tenfold in number. These runes are much more powerful, dealing 598 force damage to any enemies that fail the now DC 25 dexterity saving throw.
”Jerry, I’m sorry for disobeying, but they are clearly much more evil. The only hope now is to wipe them out for good. They have double crossed and tricked many people, and it must be stopped. Farewell spider guild, and Stargazer, if you’re watching, don’t blame this on Jerry, blame it on me. Any punishment I require I will take humbly.”
"You wanted a war?!" a powerful and familiar voice thunders from somewhere. Suddenly, a brilliant purple beam strikes the ground in front of Mendigo. "Surely you recognize me." The familiar voice says as a Twilight Elf clad in purple, bladed, adamantite armor steps out of the beam. "It is high time that we finished this, wouldn't you say so, Mendigo?"
With that, everything starts shaking once again. Thud. Something massive is approaching from the darkness outside the temple. THUD. It's closer, much closer. THUD!! It's here, and suddenly the wall where the tunnel is gets torn apart as a massive arachnoid construct tears through the wall using its front legs with ease.
It is MASSIVE, nearly 250 ft long and standing at 75 ft tall. On either side of its "head" is a pair of cannons that are glowing a bright, but cold, blue, and on its back is a massive cannon that is trained directly at Mendigo. The things legs are massive blade capable of slicing through bone, rock, and metal with equal ease, and several small tubes at varying angles are on its back. In addition to this, multiple hydraulically locked hatches are on its belly, and several windows are on various places, including the "head", the top of the cannon on its backs, and scattered along it's body.
"You didn't think I'd come here alone, now did you?"
*Also our troops are kind of immune to force damage so....*
The Dragonfly Dropship lands by you, and Gamer_Thirteen steps out inside his Cataclysm Mech Suit. He coldly razes you into a bloody haze with his energy blade.
You hear a voice from some place you can’t quite determine.
“Look, I’ll admit we’re probably kinda chaotic, but not really evil. If you want war, have it. I’ll have some fun cleaning this mess up.”
With that, you hear the walls of the temple rumble. Pebbles and boulders start to drop from the ceiling and walls, stalactites drop from the ceiling. Suddenly, a huge hole is ripped open in the east wall, and a few hundred Tunnelers burst out. Behind them, you see a small figure walk slowly towards you. Mendigo steps forwards, and behind him an army of fire elementals, genasi, fire giants, hellhounds, flame cats, and other fire based beings. He points to GL0P’s cell, and the wall melts. Gl0P is suddenly transformed into a fire gnome. Helmut reappears as well along with all of Jerry’s followers, in fire-like versions of their own forms.
”There ain’t no strings on me.”
Says Mendigo, as the army of a few trillion soldiers charges forwards. Any that can blast pillars of fire towards the enemy troops, dealing 85 fire damage to each soldier, and Helmut’s runes reappear, ten times the size, and tenfold in number. These runes are much more powerful, dealing 598 force damage to any enemies that fail the now DC 25 dexterity saving throw.
”Jerry, I’m sorry for disobeying, but they are clearly much more evil. The only hope now is to wipe them out for good. They have double crossed and tricked many people, and it must be stopped. Farewell spider guild, and Stargazer, if you’re watching, don’t blame this on Jerry, blame it on me. Any punishment I require I will take humbly.”
"You wanted a war?!" a powerful and familiar voice thunders from somewhere. Suddenly, a brilliant purple beam strikes the ground in front of Mendigo. "Surely you recognize me." The familiar voice says as a Twilight Elf clad in purple, bladed, adamantite armor steps out of the beam. "It is high time that we finished this, wouldn't you say so, Mendigo?"
With that, everything starts shaking once again. Thud. Something massive is approaching from the darkness outside the temple. THUD. It's closer, much closer. THUD!! It's here, and suddenly the wall where the tunnel is gets torn apart as a massive arachnoid construct tears through the wall using its front legs with ease.
It is MASSIVE, nearly 250 ft long and standing at 75 ft tall. On either side of its "head" is a pair of cannons that are glowing a bright, but cold, blue, and on its back is a massive cannon that is trained directly at Mendigo. The things legs are massive blade capable of slicing through bone, rock, and metal with equal ease, and several small tubes at varying angles are on its back. In addition to this, multiple hydraulically locked hatches are on its belly, and several windows are on various places, including the "head", the top of the cannon on its backs, and scattered along it's body.
"You didn't think I'd come here alone, now did you?"
The Construct's "head" turns towards Helmut, and the two cannons start glowing even brighter before two brilliant blue beams shoot out of them, striking Helmut directly. Each cannon deals 141 cold damage to Helmut, and immediately extinguishes all flames within a 20-foot radius sphere. In addition, all of Mendigo's forces find it impossible to create new flames in that area, as a powerful mago-chemical frost coats everything.
Four Mistakes lurch forward as Anahita walks onto the battlefield. "So you're Mendigo, huh? Nice to meet ya. Goodbye." Anahita then lurches forward as a ball of light emits from its chest. You take 180 radiant damage unless you make a DC 25 Dexterity saving throw, which in that case you only take half.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I cast dispel magic in the area, then get the army to focus their fire on the construct. Then, mendigo sneaks towards it. He searches all sides for orange glowing crystals. If he finds any he pulls them out.
edit: as a living puppet, mendigo is immune to radiant damage.
I cast dispel magic in the area, then get the army to focus their fire on the construct. Then, mendigo sneaks towards it. He searches all sides for orange glowing crystals. If he finds any he pulls them out.
edit: as a living puppet, mendigo is immune to radiant damage.
There's no fire gems on this construct. In fact, it uses ones that are, by very nature, anti-Jerry.
"Dispel Magic? Really?" A smooth voice comes from inside the construct. If Mendigo makes a DC 25 perception check, he'll notice that the figures piloting it are none other than Elendon's companion deities. Suddenly, that area of mago-chemical frost is returned, and a series of pops that sound very similar to gunfire come from the tubes on top of the construct, launching out multiple glowing sapphires. Each sapphire shatters on impact with the ground, releasing a sudden burst of water, revealing a powerful water elemental. There are now 66 water elementals that have joined the fight alongside the members of the Spider Guild.
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"Ice does as much to me as a gentle breeze does to a tarrasque, Elendon, for the flames of Jerry protect me from cold as well as they do from heat." Helmut responds by meteor swarming the water elementals, dealing 77 fire and 62 bludgeoning damage to all of them.
Mendigo aids Helmut’s efforts by casting investiture of flame on himself and grants all of the hive the ability to cast it on themselves. He then follows up by casting delayed blast fireball 5 times at each of the guild, Elendon, and the Anti-Jerry cult’s troops, each dealing 46 (x5 to each target) (Yes, he can do that). He then releases them all simultaneously and the whole battlefield goes up in a fiery explosion, damaging all the enemies but none of his allies (as they have investiture of flame active)
Mendigo aids Helmut’s efforts by casting investiture of flame on himself and grants all of the hive the ability to cast it on themselves. He then follows up by casting delayed blast fireball 5 times at each of the guild, Elendon, and the Anti-Jerry cult’s troops, each dealing 46 (x5 to each target) (Yes, he can do that). He then releases them all simultaneously and the whole battlefield goes up in a fiery explosion, damaging all the enemies but none of his allies (as they have investiture of flame active)
Anahita lunges forth with three claw attacks that deal 37 slashing damage each, and 16 missiles fly from its back, dealing 179 piercing damage and restraining you. "I've got you now, Mendigo!"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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Being imprisoned often causes a person to lose all sense of time. Has it been 1week? ONE year, or ten? It has been so long since GLOP has seen the sun....
A small helpless gnome cries out from his lonely cell:
"STARGAZER! WHERE ARE YOU! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US? WILL YOU SIMPLY ALLOW THIS MADNESS! END THIS!"
After this outburst, he begins crying softly, each tear like a diamond of hope, leaving his soulless eyes....
Oh, gotta say, once he’s ascended he will be completely passive. Only intervening when necessary. The worshipers would only do non-aggressive rituals. We would become a safe-haven for pyromaniacs to practice their urges in safety. We would provide alchemical aid to anyone that asks, following In the great trade of alchemy from Jerry.
“How y’a doin’ old friends? Been a while eh?”
You hear a voice from some place you can’t quite determine.
“Look, I’ll admit we’re probably kinda chaotic, but not really evil. If you want war, have it. I’ll have some fun cleaning this mess up.”
With that, you hear the walls of the temple rumble. Pebbles and boulders start to drop from the ceiling and walls, stalactites drop from the ceiling. Suddenly, a huge hole is ripped open in the east wall, and a few hundred Tunnelers burst out. Behind them, you see a small figure walk slowly towards you. Mendigo steps forwards, and behind him an army of fire elementals, genasi, fire giants, hellhounds, flame cats, and other fire based beings. He points to GL0P’s cell, and the wall melts. Gl0P is suddenly transformed into a fire gnome. Helmut reappears as well along with all of Jerry’s followers, in fire-like versions of their own forms.
”There ain’t no strings on me.”
Says Mendigo, as the army of a few trillion soldiers charges forwards. Any that can blast pillars of fire towards the enemy troops, dealing 66 fire damage to each soldier, and Helmut’s runes reappear, ten times the size, and tenfold in number. These runes are much more powerful, dealing 640 force damage to any enemies that fail the now DC 25 dexterity saving throw.
”Jerry, I’m sorry for disobeying, but they are clearly much more evil. The only hope now is to wipe them out for good. They have double crossed and tricked many people, and it must be stopped. Farewell spider guild, and Stargazer, if you’re watching, don’t blame this on Jerry, blame it on me. Any punishment I require I will take humbly.”
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Jerry’s watching somewhere. That’s all I’m going to say.
GLOP stumbles from his cell, dazed and disoriented, "how is this happening, am I dreaming...?" He looks up from the dark and gloomy floor to see Mendigo and Helmut. "By the gods. Stargazer hasn't forgotten! WE WILL DEFEND THE JERRY! HUZAHH!!" GLOP joins the chaos of battle, hoping to prove his words through his ACTIONS.
"You wanted a war?!" a powerful and familiar voice thunders from somewhere. Suddenly, a brilliant purple beam strikes the ground in front of Mendigo. "Surely you recognize me." The familiar voice says as a Twilight Elf clad in purple, bladed, adamantite armor steps out of the beam. "It is high time that we finished this, wouldn't you say so, Mendigo?"
With that, everything starts shaking once again. Thud. Something massive is approaching from the darkness outside the temple. THUD. It's closer, much closer. THUD!! It's here, and suddenly the wall where the tunnel is gets torn apart as a massive arachnoid construct tears through the wall using its front legs with ease.
It is MASSIVE, nearly 250 ft long and standing at 75 ft tall. On either side of its "head" is a pair of cannons that are glowing a bright, but cold, blue, and on its back is a massive cannon that is trained directly at Mendigo. The things legs are massive blade capable of slicing through bone, rock, and metal with equal ease, and several small tubes at varying angles are on its back. In addition to this, multiple hydraulically locked hatches are on its belly, and several windows are on various places, including the "head", the top of the cannon on its backs, and scattered along it's body.
"You didn't think I'd come here alone, now did you?"
*Also our troops are kind of immune to force damage so....*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
ok "jerry" counts as spam
What?
edit: I’m in confusion. What did you mean?
Spamm speemm spoomm
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
The Dragonfly Dropship lands by you, and Gamer_Thirteen steps out inside his Cataclysm Mech Suit. He coldly razes you into a bloody haze with his energy blade.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The back engines of the dropship get torched by a large fireball, and the mech suit gets blasted as well.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
The mech suit is immune to fire damage. Several hundred Mantises and Striders begin to attack you!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The Construct's "head" turns towards Helmut, and the two cannons start glowing even brighter before two brilliant blue beams shoot out of them, striking Helmut directly. Each cannon deals 141 cold damage to Helmut, and immediately extinguishes all flames within a 20-foot radius sphere. In addition, all of Mendigo's forces find it impossible to create new flames in that area, as a powerful mago-chemical frost coats everything.
Four Mistakes lurch forward as Anahita walks onto the battlefield. "So you're Mendigo, huh? Nice to meet ya. Goodbye." Anahita then lurches forward as a ball of light emits from its chest. You take 180 radiant damage unless you make a DC 25 Dexterity saving throw, which in that case you only take half.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I cast dispel magic in the area, then get the army to focus their fire on the construct. Then, mendigo sneaks towards it. He searches all sides for orange glowing crystals. If he finds any he pulls them out.
edit: as a living puppet, mendigo is immune to radiant damage.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
There's no fire gems on this construct. In fact, it uses ones that are, by very nature, anti-Jerry.
"Dispel Magic? Really?" A smooth voice comes from inside the construct. If Mendigo makes a DC 25 perception check, he'll notice that the figures piloting it are none other than Elendon's companion deities. Suddenly, that area of mago-chemical frost is returned, and a series of pops that sound very similar to gunfire come from the tubes on top of the construct, launching out multiple glowing sapphires. Each sapphire shatters on impact with the ground, releasing a sudden burst of water, revealing a powerful water elemental. There are now 66 water elementals that have joined the fight alongside the members of the Spider Guild.
"Ice does as much to me as a gentle breeze does to a tarrasque, Elendon, for the flames of Jerry protect me from cold as well as they do from heat." Helmut responds by meteor swarming the water elementals, dealing 77 fire and 62 bludgeoning damage to all of them.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Mendigo aids Helmut’s efforts by casting investiture of flame on himself and grants all of the hive the ability to cast it on themselves. He then follows up by casting delayed blast fireball 5 times at each of the guild, Elendon, and the Anti-Jerry cult’s troops, each dealing 46 (x5 to each target) (Yes, he can do that). He then releases them all simultaneously and the whole battlefield goes up in a fiery explosion, damaging all the enemies but none of his allies (as they have investiture of flame active)
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Anahita lunges forth with three claw attacks that deal 37 slashing damage each, and 16 missiles fly from its back, dealing 179 piercing damage and restraining you. "I've got you now, Mendigo!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)