Mmm. Looks like I’m dead now guys. Don’t know what to do about it. Just kidding! Jerry can revive himself once more anyway…
Jerry is going to look at Mendigo, “Nice one! You did a number on that mech! Wooo! God juice!” Jerry is going to start sprinting toward the Calamatas. Similar to earlier, every step he takes leaves a wasteland behind, except this time it’s larger. And expands. The cracked earth seeps toxic volcanic gasses. A large explosion of the volcanic gas propel s Jerry upwards above the mech, where he drops a large salvo of bombs lightning damage.. 90 fire damage… 131. He then starts falling quickly to the mech and extends his sword, dropping on to the mech with sword extended. Attack: 31 Damage: 116
On e on the mech he continues to burn and warp the metal underneath his feet. He runs rapidly over to Mendigo dealing 128 fire damage that ignores resistance and immunity. “Nice nuke move! My turn!” Jerry launches himself up, off of Mendigo and starts climbing in height, as soon as he starts losing ground he propels himself upwards with a jet in his alchemy gauntlet. At a decent height he starts plummeting toward the mech. 140 Fire damage! 94 Lightning damage! 96 Radiant damage (in the form of radiation)! 79 Force damage! 93 Thunder damage! He crawls out of the brilliant crater he just created. “Woo!”
dunno why it says potentially manipulated rolls… I think I miss typed one of the roll commands and edited it? That might be it.
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
A voice rings out from the first Dreadnaught-class mech. "These were created FOR the Spider Guild, but they are not part of the spider Guild. Get your butt over here Thirteen, and come on and take control of one of these!" You recognize the voice as Elidain's, the mage deity who helped create the Dreadnaught-class mechs in the first place.
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
A voice rings out from the first Dreadnaught-class mech. "These were created FOR the Spider Guild, but they are not part of the spider Guild. Get your butt over here Thirteen, and come on and take control of one of these!" You recognize the voice as Elidain's, the mage deity who helped create the Dreadnaught-class mechs in the first place.
"OKAY!!!!!!!" Gamer_Thirteen yells, and climbs into the mech.
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
A voice rings out from the first Dreadnaught-class mech. "These were created FOR the Spider Guild, but they are not part of the spider Guild. Get your butt over here Thirteen, and come on and take control of one of these!" You recognize the voice as Elidain's, the mage deity who helped create the Dreadnaught-class mechs in the first place.
"OKAY!!!!!!!" Gamer_Thirteen yells, and climbs into the mech.
(I'm kinda chuckling imagining him climb into the mech and shout "OKAY!!!" when Elidain is right there.)
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
A voice rings out from the first Dreadnaught-class mech. "These were created FOR the Spider Guild, but they are not part of the spider Guild. Get your butt over here Thirteen, and come on and take control of one of these!" You recognize the voice as Elidain's, the mage deity who helped create the Dreadnaught-class mechs in the first place.
"OKAY!!!!!!!" Gamer_Thirteen yells, and climbs into the mech.
(I'm kinda chuckling imagining him climb into the mech and shout "OKAY!!!" when Elidain is right there.)
(Well, Elidain's inside the first Dreadnaught, so....)
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
A voice rings out from the first Dreadnaught-class mech. "These were created FOR the Spider Guild, but they are not part of the spider Guild. Get your butt over here Thirteen, and come on and take control of one of these!" You recognize the voice as Elidain's, the mage deity who helped create the Dreadnaught-class mechs in the first place.
"OKAY!!!!!!!" Gamer_Thirteen yells, and climbs into the mech.
(I'm kinda chuckling imagining him climb into the mech and shout "OKAY!!!" when Elidain is right there.)
(Well, Elidain's inside the first Dreadnaught, so....)
(It was still funny for some reason)
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
A voice rings out from the first Dreadnaught-class mech. "These were created FOR the Spider Guild, but they are not part of the spider Guild. Get your butt over here Thirteen, and come on and take control of one of these!" You recognize the voice as Elidain's, the mage deity who helped create the Dreadnaught-class mechs in the first place.
"OKAY!!!!!!!" Gamer_Thirteen yells, and climbs into the mech.
A blinking light appears on the console in front of Gamer_Thirteen once he gets inside. Right next to it is a button with a speaker icon engraved into it.
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
did not relize, im not much knoladgeble of the ways of cults
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
A voice rings out from the first Dreadnaught-class mech. "These were created FOR the Spider Guild, but they are not part of the spider Guild. Get your butt over here Thirteen, and come on and take control of one of these!" You recognize the voice as Elidain's, the mage deity who helped create the Dreadnaught-class mechs in the first place.
"OKAY!!!!!!!" Gamer_Thirteen yells, and climbs into the mech.
A blinking light appears on the console in front of Gamer_Thirteen once he gets inside. Right next to it is a button with a speaker icon engraved into it.
Tezla arrives on the battlefield and wonders what is going on and how to hurt Jerry but not get killed whilst doing so
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Help us! Jerry has threatened adohand’s kitchen for too long! With his mind controlling manipulative ways he has corrupted many of the members of this community. But never fear, the cult of Anti-Jerry is here! We are working on a great project to defeat Jerry and he shall be defeated once and for all!
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
A voice rings out from the first Dreadnaught-class mech. "These were created FOR the Spider Guild, but they are not part of the spider Guild. Get your butt over here Thirteen, and come on and take control of one of these!" You recognize the voice as Elidain's, the mage deity who helped create the Dreadnaught-class mechs in the first place.
"OKAY!!!!!!!" Gamer_Thirteen yells, and climbs into the mech.
A blinking light appears on the console in front of Gamer_Thirteen once he gets inside. Right next to it is a button with a speaker icon engraved into it.
He presses the button.
A voice comes in over a few speakers behind him. "Hello again Thirteen. Elidain here, and yes, the Dreadnaught-class mechs are equipped with intercoms. Now, you'll have a different time handling that mech than we will over here. The Dreadnaught has a built-in A.I. system, which allows it to function as an independent unit when needed. The A.I. will also allow you to auto-target when you're solo operating the Dreadnaught, as it was designed to have a crew of at least three. Otherwise, it's pretty straightforward."
Tezla arrives on the battlefield and wonders what is going on and how to hurt Jerry but not get killed whilst doing so
Elendon is standing between Jerry and a massive mech that seems hell-bent on destroying, well, everything. Behind him and Jerry are four more massive mechs arrayed in a semicircle, all weapons pointing towards the one Elendon's facing.
"Tezla, go to the left-center mech and ask which one you should pilot. THe guns have built-in A.I. systems, so you don't have to worry too much about aiming."
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
A voice rings out from the first Dreadnaught-class mech. "These were created FOR the Spider Guild, but they are not part of the spider Guild. Get your butt over here Thirteen, and come on and take control of one of these!" You recognize the voice as Elidain's, the mage deity who helped create the Dreadnaught-class mechs in the first place.
"OKAY!!!!!!!" Gamer_Thirteen yells, and climbs into the mech.
A blinking light appears on the console in front of Gamer_Thirteen once he gets inside. Right next to it is a button with a speaker icon engraved into it.
He presses the button.
A voice comes in over a few speakers behind him. "Hello again Thirteen. Elidain here, and yes, the Dreadnaught-class mechs are equipped with intercoms. Now, you'll have a different time handling that mech than we will over here. The Dreadnaught has a built-in A.I. system, which allows it to function as an independent unit when needed. The A.I. will also allow you to auto-target when you're solo operating the Dreadnaught, as it was designed to have a crew of at least three. Otherwise, it's pretty straightforward."
"Three? No problem..." Gamer_Thirteen smiles, and in a flash of light, he's split into his three main characters: Tevelin Stargazer m'Kkator the aarakocra bard, Thauin "Thirteen" Kochlakal, the sun elf necromancer, and Klei Farasten.
I'll give you all time to prepare before I unleash Calamity. Spend it wisely.
"Oh Yvonne, you really, REALLY, don't know the power of the "allies" you made. You really should do some research into who exactly you're fighting with, so you know who you may end up fighting against."
With that, Elendon creates a faint purple field around himself, and an identical one around each of his allies, including Jerry and all four Dreadnaught-class mechs.
Jerry, Mendigo, and those from that group who fought against Elendon's avatar in the earlier battles between Elendon and the Jerry hive as a shield of pure reflection. All damage taken by someone under such a shield is instead reflected back at the attacker.
I'll give you all time to prepare before I unleash Calamity. Spend it wisely.
"Oh Yvonne, you really, REALLY, don't know the power of the "allies" you made. You really should do some research into who exactly you're fighting with, so you know who you may end up fighting against."
With that, Elendon creates a faint purple field around himself, and an identical one around each of his allies, including Jerry and all four Dreadnaught-class mechs.
Jerry, Mendigo, and those from that group who fought against Elendon's avatar in the earlier battles between Elendon and the Jerry hive as a shield of pure reflection. All damage taken by someone under such a shield is instead reflected back at the attacker.
Tezla goes to the left centre mech and asks which one to pilot
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Help us! Jerry has threatened adohand’s kitchen for too long! With his mind controlling manipulative ways he has corrupted many of the members of this community. But never fear, the cult of Anti-Jerry is here! We are working on a great project to defeat Jerry and he shall be defeated once and for all!
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Mmm. Looks like I’m dead now guys. Don’t know what to do about it. Just kidding! Jerry can revive himself once more anyway…
Jerry is going to look at Mendigo, “Nice one! You did a number on that mech! Wooo! God juice!” Jerry is going to start sprinting toward the Calamatas. Similar to earlier, every step he takes leaves a wasteland behind, except this time it’s larger. And expands. The cracked earth seeps toxic volcanic gasses. A large explosion of the volcanic gas propel s Jerry upwards above the mech, where he drops a large salvo of bombs lightning damage.. 90 fire damage… 131. He then starts falling quickly to the mech and extends his sword, dropping on to the mech with sword extended. Attack: 31 Damage: 116
On e on the mech he continues to burn and warp the metal underneath his feet. He runs rapidly over to Mendigo dealing 128 fire damage that ignores resistance and immunity. “Nice nuke move! My turn!” Jerry launches himself up, off of Mendigo and starts climbing in height, as soon as he starts losing ground he propels himself upwards with a jet in his alchemy gauntlet. At a decent height he starts plummeting toward the mech. 140 Fire damage! 94 Lightning damage! 96 Radiant damage (in the form of radiation)! 79 Force damage! 93 Thunder damage! He crawls out of the brilliant crater he just created. “Woo!”
dunno why it says potentially manipulated rolls… I think I miss typed one of the roll commands and edited it? That might be it.
A voice rings out from the first Dreadnaught-class mech. "These were created FOR the Spider Guild, but they are not part of the spider Guild. Get your butt over here Thirteen, and come on and take control of one of these!" You recognize the voice as Elidain's, the mage deity who helped create the Dreadnaught-class mechs in the first place.
"OKAY!!!!!!!" Gamer_Thirteen yells, and climbs into the mech.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
(I'm kinda chuckling imagining him climb into the mech and shout "OKAY!!!" when Elidain is right there.)
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
(Well, Elidain's inside the first Dreadnaught, so....)
(It was still funny for some reason)
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
A blinking light appears on the console in front of Gamer_Thirteen once he gets inside. Right next to it is a button with a speaker icon engraved into it.
did not relize, im not much knoladgeble of the ways of cults
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
He presses the button.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Tezla arrives on the battlefield and wonders what is going on and how to hurt Jerry but not get killed whilst doing so
Help us! Jerry has threatened adohand’s kitchen for too long! With his mind controlling manipulative ways he has corrupted many of the members of this community. But never fear, the cult of Anti-Jerry is here! We are working on a great project to defeat Jerry and he shall be defeated once and for all!
Hey Tezla! We're working with Jerry until we can defeat Yvonne and the Calamitas.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
A voice comes in over a few speakers behind him. "Hello again Thirteen. Elidain here, and yes, the Dreadnaught-class mechs are equipped with intercoms. Now, you'll have a different time handling that mech than we will over here. The Dreadnaught has a built-in A.I. system, which allows it to function as an independent unit when needed. The A.I. will also allow you to auto-target when you're solo operating the Dreadnaught, as it was designed to have a crew of at least three. Otherwise, it's pretty straightforward."
Elendon is standing between Jerry and a massive mech that seems hell-bent on destroying, well, everything. Behind him and Jerry are four more massive mechs arrayed in a semicircle, all weapons pointing towards the one Elendon's facing.
"Tezla, go to the left-center mech and ask which one you should pilot. THe guns have built-in A.I. systems, so you don't have to worry too much about aiming."
"Three? No problem..." Gamer_Thirteen smiles, and in a flash of light, he's split into his three main characters: Tevelin Stargazer m'Kkator the aarakocra bard, Thauin "Thirteen" Kochlakal, the sun elf necromancer, and Klei Farasten.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I'll give you all time to prepare before I unleash Calamity. Spend it wisely.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Wait, Calamity or calamity? Like ruin? Or is Calamity a person or mech, like a uppercase ‘c’ for a proper noun. Or is it just calamity?
"Oh Yvonne, you really, REALLY, don't know the power of the "allies" you made. You really should do some research into who exactly you're fighting with, so you know who you may end up fighting against."
With that, Elendon creates a faint purple field around himself, and an identical one around each of his allies, including Jerry and all four Dreadnaught-class mechs.
Jerry, Mendigo, and those from that group who fought against Elendon's avatar in the earlier battles between Elendon and the Jerry hive as a shield of pure reflection. All damage taken by someone under such a shield is instead reflected back at the attacker.
“Thank you for the sparkles!”
*Well, heading to bed soon. Night ya'll!*
Tezla goes to the left centre mech and asks which one to pilot
Help us! Jerry has threatened adohand’s kitchen for too long! With his mind controlling manipulative ways he has corrupted many of the members of this community. But never fear, the cult of Anti-Jerry is here! We are working on a great project to defeat Jerry and he shall be defeated once and for all!