GLOP wakes up in a GASP of pain, sitting up he looks around. "Huh, my limbs, they aren't broken. sweet."
Looking across the battlefield GLOP sees the Spider Queen versus EVERYONE. "I guess things really have changed while I was gone. WELL, time to get back in there."
Brushing himself off, GLOP does a quick fire-dash to appear right next to Helmut. "I seem to have missed some action, but it's ok now, I'M BACK!"
Snapping once with his right hand, GLOP casts something similar to MIRROR IMAGE creating 100 copies of himself. They all speak in unison.
"LET'S BURN THIS SPIDER TRASH!" All of my copies cast FIREBALL at 5th level toward the Spider Queen Yvonne.
GLOP wakes up in a GASP of pain, sitting up he looks around. "Huh, my limbs, they aren't broken. sweet."
Looking across the battlefield GLOP sees the Spider Queen versus EVERYONE. "I guess things really have changed while I was gone. WELL, time to get back in there."
Brushing himself off, GLOP does a quick fire-dash to appear right next to Helmut. "I seem to have missed some action, but it's ok now, I'M BACK!"
Snapping once with his right hand, GLOP casts something similar to MIRROR IMAGE creating 100 copies of himself. They all speak in unison.
"LET'S BURN THIS SPIDER TRASH!" All of my copies cast FIREBALL at 5th level toward the Spider Queen Yvonne.
Elendon's voice rings out over the battlefield again. "GLOP, GET YOUR BUTT OVER TO ONE OF THE MECHS. WITH ALL THOSE COPIES OF YOURS, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PILOT MOST OF THE MECHS WE HAVE AVAILABLE!"
The resistance took their mech gifted by the Spider Queen and used it to set up a defensive point manned by their many simulacrums. All linked by a psychich tendril for coordination. What had once been Frank, was now so much more. What had used the image of Klein, was now massive oozing creature called the Resistance. And they would resist joining a side. They resist Jerry, and they will resist whoever else approaches.
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CALAMITY HAS AWOKEN!
Calamitas is entirely unfazed by GL0P's fireball barrage. It glides over towards the dormant Cataclysm. The mech stands up straight, and its Plamsblades glow a deep crimson. Calamitas then turns to lock eyes (eye?) with GL0P, and tragets him with Imposing Order. GL0P, make a Wisdom saving throw (DC 25) or be brainwashed into fighting alongside Calamitas & Yvonne.
Calamitas fires a barrage of three Cryo Cannon blasts at Elendon. 20, 28, and 26 to hit, each one dealing 26 cold damage, which ignores resistance and immunity due to Calamitas' Profane God nature.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Calamitas is entirely unfazed by GL0P's fireball barrage. It glides over towards the dormant Cataclysm. The mech stands up straight, and its Plamsblades glow a deep crimson. Calamitas then turns to lock eyes (eye?) with GL0P, and tragets him with Imposing Order. GL0P, make a Wisdom saving throw (DC 25) or be brainwashed into fighting alongside Calamitas & Yvonne.
Calamitas fires a barrage of three Cryo Cannon blasts at Elendon. 17, 13, and 26 to hit, each one dealing 44 cold damage, which ignores resistance and immunity due to Calamitas' Profane God nature.
Elendon just laughs as those three cryo cannons blasts bounce of a glowing purple dome that surrounds him, ricocheting right back into Calamitas. "I Warned you Yvonne!" With that shout, a shining electric blue bolt flies out towards Calamitas.
26 to hit. On hit, a massive electrical sword comes down and strikes Calamitas for 131 slashing and 347 electrical damage. Again, Elendon's attack ignore resistance and immunity due to his nature as a Deity.
(Also, all three of those missed anyways, but he already had the Reflection shield active on him and all allies, although GLOP wasn't awake at that point, so he doesn't have it.)
Calamitas is entirely unfazed by GL0P's fireball barrage. It glides over towards the dormant Cataclysm. The mech stands up straight, and its Plamsblades glow a deep crimson. Calamitas then turns to lock eyes (eye?) with GL0P, and tragets him with Imposing Order. GL0P, make a Wisdom saving throw (DC 25) or be brainwashed into fighting alongside Calamitas & Yvonne.
Calamitas fires a barrage of three Cryo Cannon blasts at Elendon. 17, 13, and 26 to hit, each one dealing 44 cold damage, which ignores resistance and immunity due to Calamitas' Profane God nature.
Elendon just laughs as those three cryo cannons blasts bounce of a glowing purple dome that surrounds him, ricocheting right back into Calamitas. "I Warned you Yvonne!" With that shout, a shining electric blue bolt flies out towards Calamitas.
31 to hit. On hit, a massive electrical sword comes down and strikes Calamitas for 116 slashing and 309 electrical damage. Again, Elendon's attack ignore resistance and immunity due to his nature as a Deity.
(Also, all three of those missed anyways, but he already had the Reflection shield active on him and all allies, although GLOP wasn't awake at that point, so he doesn't have it.)
After that, Elendon goes into his furious attack routine once again.
Atack 1: 25 to hit. 250 slashing damage, 103 fire damage, 102 cold damage, 168 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 59 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 2: 35 to hit. 225 slashing damage, 76 fire damage, 104 cold damage, 164 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 77 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 3: 38 to hit. 255 slashing damage, 73 fire damage, 93 cold damage, 153 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 54 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 4: 33 to hit. 231 slashing damage, 59 fire damage, 91 cold damage, 148 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 77 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 5: 43 to hit. 226 slashing damage, 74 fire damage, 87 cold damage, 178 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 48 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 6: 39 to hit. 199 slashing damage, 117 fire damage, 101 cold damage, 172 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 63 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 7: 36 to hit. 244 slashing damage, 81 fire damage, 88 cold damage, 169 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 69 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 8: 39 to hit. 218 slashing damage, 103 fire damage, 98 cold damage, 117 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 44 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 9: 40 to hit. 223 slashing damage, 110 fire damage, 87 cold damage, 168 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 56 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 10: 37 to hit. 208 slashing damage, 46 fire damage, 92 cold damage, 150 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 71 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 11: 40 to hit. 260 slashing damage, 85 fire damage, 75 cold damage, 153 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 61 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 12: 43 to hit. 205 slashing damage, 89 fire damage, 87 cold damage, 154 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 65 poison at the start of each turn.
Calamitas is entirely unfazed by GL0P's fireball barrage. It glides over towards the dormant Cataclysm. The mech stands up straight, and its Plamsblades glow a deep crimson. Calamitas then turns to lock eyes (eye?) with GL0P, and tragets him with Imposing Order. GL0P, make a Wisdom saving throw (DC 25) or be brainwashed into fighting alongside Calamitas & Yvonne.
Calamitas fires a barrage of three Cryo Cannon blasts at Elendon. 17, 13, and 26 to hit, each one dealing 44 cold damage, which ignores resistance and immunity due to Calamitas' Profane God nature.
Elendon just laughs as those three cryo cannons blasts bounce of a glowing purple dome that surrounds him, ricocheting right back into Calamitas. "I Warned you Yvonne!" With that shout, a shining electric blue bolt flies out towards Calamitas.
31 to hit. On hit, a massive electrical sword comes down and strikes Calamitas for 116 slashing and 309 electrical damage. Again, Elendon's attack ignore resistance and immunity due to his nature as a Deity.
(Also, all three of those missed anyways, but he already had the Reflection shield active on him and all allies, although GLOP wasn't awake at that point, so he doesn't have it.)
After that, Elendon goes into his furious attack routine once again.
Atack 1: 34 to hit. 168 slashing damage, 75 fire damage, 77 cold damage, 103 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 67 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 2: 25 to hit. 229 slashing damage, 95 fire damage, 88 cold damage, 194 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 64 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 3: 33 to hit. 192 slashing damage, 101 fire damage, 76 cold damage, 122 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 84 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 4: 24 to hit. 215 slashing damage, 73 fire damage, 124 cold damage, 131 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 77 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 5: 40 to hit. 197 slashing damage, 69 fire damage, 50 cold damage, 175 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 77 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 6: 24 to hit. 189 slashing damage, 86 fire damage, 80 cold damage, 137 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 79 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 7: 29 to hit. 248 slashing damage, 67 fire damage, 83 cold damage, 167 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 82 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 8: 31 to hit. 216 slashing damage, 94 fire damage, 100 cold damage, 102 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 50 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 9: 41 to hit. 244 slashing damage, 106 fire damage, 86 cold damage, 177 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 38 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 10: 30 to hit. 208 slashing damage, 75 fire damage, 85 cold damage, 158 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 30 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 11: 36 to hit. 231 slashing damage, 115 fire damage, 49 cold damage, 119 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 71 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 12: 26 to hit. 202 slashing damage, 90 fire damage, 72 cold damage, 192 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 65 poison at the start of each turn.
Calamitas collapses to the ground, shuddering. "WHAT? NO! How can this be?!? You.... You..."
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"You fool. Calamitas is a GOD! They CANNOT BE STOPPED! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!"
Calamitas' shield kicks back in, and two spectral figures appear next to it: Cataclysm and Catastrophe. The two brothers turn to each other and give each other a brief nod, before turning back to Jerry and shrieking.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Calamitas is entirely unfazed by GL0P's fireball barrage. It glides over towards the dormant Cataclysm. The mech stands up straight, and its Plamsblades glow a deep crimson. Calamitas then turns to lock eyes (eye?) with GL0P, and tragets him with Imposing Order. GL0P, make a Wisdom saving throw (DC 25) or be brainwashed into fighting alongside Calamitas & Yvonne.
Calamitas fires a barrage of three Cryo Cannon blasts at Elendon. 17, 13, and 26 to hit, each one dealing 44 cold damage, which ignores resistance and immunity due to Calamitas' Profane God nature.
Elendon just laughs as those three cryo cannons blasts bounce of a glowing purple dome that surrounds him, ricocheting right back into Calamitas. "I Warned you Yvonne!" With that shout, a shining electric blue bolt flies out towards Calamitas.
31 to hit. On hit, a massive electrical sword comes down and strikes Calamitas for 116 slashing and 309 electrical damage. Again, Elendon's attack ignore resistance and immunity due to his nature as a Deity.
(Also, all three of those missed anyways, but he already had the Reflection shield active on him and all allies, although GLOP wasn't awake at that point, so he doesn't have it.)
After that, Elendon goes into his furious attack routine once again.
Atack 1: 34 to hit. 168 slashing damage, 75 fire damage, 77 cold damage, 103 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 67 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 2: 25 to hit. 229 slashing damage, 95 fire damage, 88 cold damage, 194 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 64 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 3: 33 to hit. 192 slashing damage, 101 fire damage, 76 cold damage, 122 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 84 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 4: 24 to hit. 215 slashing damage, 73 fire damage, 124 cold damage, 131 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 77 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 5: 40 to hit. 197 slashing damage, 69 fire damage, 50 cold damage, 175 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 77 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 6: 24 to hit. 189 slashing damage, 86 fire damage, 80 cold damage, 137 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 79 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 7: 29 to hit. 248 slashing damage, 67 fire damage, 83 cold damage, 167 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 82 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 8: 31 to hit. 216 slashing damage, 94 fire damage, 100 cold damage, 102 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 50 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 9: 41 to hit. 244 slashing damage, 106 fire damage, 86 cold damage, 177 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 38 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 10: 30 to hit. 208 slashing damage, 75 fire damage, 85 cold damage, 158 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 30 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 11: 36 to hit. 231 slashing damage, 115 fire damage, 49 cold damage, 119 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 71 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 12: 26 to hit. 202 slashing damage, 90 fire damage, 72 cold damage, 192 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 65 poison at the start of each turn.
Calamitas collapses to the ground, shuddering. "WHAT? NO! How can this be?!? You.... You..."
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"You fool. Calamitas is a GOD! They CANNOT BE STOPPED! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!"
Calamitas' shield kicks back in, and two spectral figures appear next to it: Cataclysm and Catastrophe. The two brothers turn to each other and give each other a brief nod, before turning back to Jerry and shrieking.
Elendon sprints over to each of the two brother mechs, hitting them each with 4 attacks and a banishing smite on the fourth attack, sending them to Elendon's sealed void..
on Cataclysm:
Attack 1: 38 to hit. 208 slashing damage, 108 fire damage, 86 cold damage, 162 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 54 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 2: 35 to hit. 199 slashing damage, 93 fire damage, 64 cold damage, 139 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 54 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 3: 43 to hit. 179 slashing damage, 75 fire damage, 88 cold damage, 135 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 60 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 4: 24 to hit. 222 slashing damage, 61 fire damage, 72 cold damage, 117 lightning damage, 29 force damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 65 poison at the start of each turn. If the target is at 50 or less HP, the target is banished to the void.
On Catastrophe:
Attack 1: 38 to hit. 205 slashing damage, 92 fire damage, 100 cold damage, 172 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 54 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 2: 34 to hit. 184 slashing damage, 103 fire damage, 67 cold damage, 150 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 72 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 3: 43 to hit. 243 slashing damage, 97 fire damage, 104 cold damage, 131 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 49 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 4: 33 to hit. 215 slashing damage, 61 fire damage, 69 cold damage, 145 lightning damage, 34 force damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 70 poison at the start of each turn. If the target is at 50 or less HP, the target is banished to the void.
Both Cataclysm and Catastrophe's spectral copies dissipate into mist, and Calamitas approaches the barrier.
"You can't hide from me." Calamitas presses its four skeletal hands on the barrier, and it shatters like glass. "There is no escape!"
Calamitas' eye glows an ominous scarlet light as a barrage of twenty-four missiles emerge from its back, dealing 56 damage to each of the Dreadnoughts and restraining them is burning Acidwebs. (Again, because Calamitas is a Profane God, they ignore damage resistance and immunity)
Calamitas' Gygas launcher sweeps downwards and smacks Mendigo aside, dealing 48 bludgeoning damage and launching him 120 feet away. The Tesla Cannon charges up and fires three blasts of red lightning at Jerry, each one dealing 38 lightning damage and paralyzing him.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Both Cataclysm and Catastrophe's spectral copies dissipate into mist, and Calamitas approaches the barrier.
"You can't hide from me." Calamitas presses its four skeletal hands on the barrier, and it shatters like glass. "There is no escape!"
Calamitas' eye glows an ominous scarlet light as a barrage of twenty-four missiles emerge from its back, dealing 56 damage to each of the Dreadnoughts and restraining them is burning Acidwebs. (Again, because Calamitas is a Profane God, they ignore damage resistance and immunity)
Calamitas' Gygas launcher sweeps downwards and smacks Mendigo aside, dealing 48 bludgeoning damage and launching him 120 feet away. The Tesla Cannon charges up and fires three blasts of red lightning at Jerry, each one dealing 38 lightning damage and paralyzing him.
Gamer_Thirteen tries to reason with Yvonne. "Look, my Queen, your mech is as cool as heck, but please don't do this! Everything can be reasoned out. Except Dertinus..." His eyes burn with hatred for Dertinus.
Both Cataclysm and Catastrophe's spectral copies dissipate into mist, and Calamitas approaches the barrier.
"You can't hide from me." Calamitas presses its four skeletal hands on the barrier, and it shatters like glass. "There is no escape!"
Calamitas' eye glows an ominous scarlet light as a barrage of twenty-four missiles emerge from its back, dealing 56 damage to each of the Dreadnoughts and restraining them is burning Acidwebs. (Again, because Calamitas is a Profane God, they ignore damage resistance and immunity)
Calamitas' Gygas launcher sweeps downwards and smacks Mendigo aside, dealing 48 bludgeoning damage and launching him 120 feet away. The Tesla Cannon charges up and fires three blasts of red lightning at Jerry, each one dealing 38 lightning damage and paralyzing him.
Gamer_Thirteen tries to reason with Yvonne. "Look, my Queen, your mech is as cool as heck, but please don't do this! Everything can be reasoned out. Except Dertinus..." His eyes burn with hatred for Dertinus.
"Don't you get it? I was NEVER a good guy! I'm just a villain that hunts villains.... and anyone else who gets in my way...."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Both Cataclysm and Catastrophe's spectral copies dissipate into mist, and Calamitas approaches the barrier.
"You can't hide from me." Calamitas presses its four skeletal hands on the barrier, and it shatters like glass. "There is no escape!"
Calamitas' eye glows an ominous scarlet light as a barrage of twenty-four missiles emerge from its back, dealing 56 damage to each of the Dreadnoughts and restraining them is burning Acidwebs. (Again, because Calamitas is a Profane God, they ignore damage resistance and immunity)
Calamitas' Gygas launcher sweeps downwards and smacks Mendigo aside, dealing 48 bludgeoning damage and launching him 120 feet away. The Tesla Cannon charges up and fires three blasts of red lightning at Jerry, each one dealing 38 lightning damage and paralyzing him.
Gamer_Thirteen tries to reason with Yvonne. "Look, my Queen, your mech is as cool as heck, but please don't do this! Everything can be reasoned out. Except Dertinus..." His eyes burn with hatred for Dertinus.
"Don't you get it? I was NEVER a good guy! I'm just a villain that hunts villains.... and anyone else who gets in my way...."
"Well yeah duh, but you're not a DM now! You took mortal form, and must obey mortal ethics! Outside of that, evil is the best, but..."
Both Cataclysm and Catastrophe's spectral copies dissipate into mist, and Calamitas approaches the barrier.
"You can't hide from me." Calamitas presses its four skeletal hands on the barrier, and it shatters like glass. "There is no escape!"
Calamitas' eye glows an ominous scarlet light as a barrage of twenty-four missiles emerge from its back, dealing 56 damage to each of the Dreadnoughts and restraining them is burning Acidwebs. (Again, because Calamitas is a Profane God, they ignore damage resistance and immunity)
Calamitas' Gygas launcher sweeps downwards and smacks Mendigo aside, dealing 48 bludgeoning damage and launching him 120 feet away. The Tesla Cannon charges up and fires three blasts of red lightning at Jerry, each one dealing 38 lightning damage and paralyzing him.
Gamer_Thirteen tries to reason with Yvonne. "Look, my Queen, your mech is as cool as heck, but please don't do this! Everything can be reasoned out. Except Dertinus..." His eyes burn with hatred for Dertinus.
"Don't you get it? I was NEVER a good guy! I'm just a villain that hunts villains.... and anyone else who gets in my way...."
"Well yeah duh, but you're not a DM now! You took mortal form, and must obey mortal ethics! Outside of that, evil is the best, but..."
"I.... I don't want to hurt you. I never wanted this to happen. Just leave..... please...."
"NO! YOU WILL ALL PERISH!" Calamitas fires 24 missiles, all aimed at Gamer-Thirteen's Dreadnought. That's 247 damage, and you're restrained."I'm sorry...."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Both Cataclysm and Catastrophe's spectral copies dissipate into mist, and Calamitas approaches the barrier.
"You can't hide from me." Calamitas presses its four skeletal hands on the barrier, and it shatters like glass. "There is no escape!"
Calamitas' eye glows an ominous scarlet light as a barrage of twenty-four missiles emerge from its back, dealing 56 damage to each of the Dreadnoughts and restraining them is burning Acidwebs. (Again, because Calamitas is a Profane God, they ignore damage resistance and immunity)
Calamitas' Gygas launcher sweeps downwards and smacks Mendigo aside, dealing 48 bludgeoning damage and launching him 120 feet away. The Tesla Cannon charges up and fires three blasts of red lightning at Jerry, each one dealing 38 lightning damage and paralyzing him.
Gamer_Thirteen tries to reason with Yvonne. "Look, my Queen, your mech is as cool as heck, but please don't do this! Everything can be reasoned out. Except Dertinus..." His eyes burn with hatred for Dertinus.
"Don't you get it? I was NEVER a good guy! I'm just a villain that hunts villains.... and anyone else who gets in my way...."
"Well yeah duh, but you're not a DM now! You took mortal form, and must obey mortal ethics! Outside of that, evil is the best, but..."
"I.... I don't want to hurt you. I never wanted this to happen. Just leave..... please...."
"NO! YOU WILL ALL PERISH!" Calamitas fires 24 missiles, all aimed at Gamer-Thirteen's Dreadnought. That's 247 damage, and you're restrained."I'm sorry...."
"Dang... okay then! EVIL IT IS! I'll SPARE you after I destroy your mech, just so you know." The Dreadnaught's massive cannon aims at the Calamitas, and fires... "The Falling Star". Please make a DEX save.
One of Calamita's arms comes flying off, and the metal of its 'head' is orange hot. "Why won't you DIE!" Calamitas fires three blasts from its Cryo Cannon. 27, 21, and 16 to hit, each one dealing 52 damage that, due to being a Profane God, ignores resistance and immunity.
Gamer_Thirteen helps Tezla up into the mech. "Get in the cannon, I'll pilot the legs. If Calamity attacks, drop the falling star!!''
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
GLOP wakes up in a GASP of pain, sitting up he looks around. "Huh, my limbs, they aren't broken. sweet."
Looking across the battlefield GLOP sees the Spider Queen versus EVERYONE. "I guess things really have changed while I was gone. WELL, time to get back in there."
Brushing himself off, GLOP does a quick fire-dash to appear right next to Helmut. "I seem to have missed some action, but it's ok now, I'M BACK!"
Snapping once with his right hand, GLOP casts something similar to MIRROR IMAGE creating 100 copies of himself. They all speak in unison.
"LET'S BURN THIS SPIDER TRASH!" All of my copies cast FIREBALL at 5th level toward the Spider Queen Yvonne.
Elendon's voice rings out over the battlefield again. "GLOP, GET YOUR BUTT OVER TO ONE OF THE MECHS. WITH ALL THOSE COPIES OF YOURS, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PILOT MOST OF THE MECHS WE HAVE AVAILABLE!"
The resistance took their mech gifted by the Spider Queen and used it to set up a defensive point manned by their many simulacrums. All linked by a psychich tendril for coordination. What had once been Frank, was now so much more. What had used the image of Klein, was now massive oozing creature called the Resistance. And they would resist joining a side. They resist Jerry, and they will resist whoever else approaches.
I am also here.
Am snek.
CALAMITY HAS AWOKEN!
Calamitas is entirely unfazed by GL0P's fireball barrage. It glides over towards the dormant Cataclysm. The mech stands up straight, and its Plamsblades glow a deep crimson. Calamitas then turns to lock eyes (eye?) with GL0P, and tragets him with Imposing Order. GL0P, make a Wisdom saving throw (DC 25) or be brainwashed into fighting alongside Calamitas & Yvonne.
Calamitas fires a barrage of three Cryo Cannon blasts at Elendon. 20, 28, and 26 to hit, each one dealing 26 cold damage, which ignores resistance and immunity due to Calamitas' Profane God nature.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Elendon just laughs as those three cryo cannons blasts bounce of a glowing purple dome that surrounds him, ricocheting right back into Calamitas. "I Warned you Yvonne!" With that shout, a shining electric blue bolt flies out towards Calamitas.
26 to hit. On hit, a massive electrical sword comes down and strikes Calamitas for 131 slashing and 347 electrical damage. Again, Elendon's attack ignore resistance and immunity due to his nature as a Deity.
(Also, all three of those missed anyways, but he already had the Reflection shield active on him and all allies, although GLOP wasn't awake at that point, so he doesn't have it.)
After that, Elendon goes into his furious attack routine once again.
Atack 1: 25 to hit. 250 slashing damage, 103 fire damage, 102 cold damage, 168 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 59 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 2: 35 to hit. 225 slashing damage, 76 fire damage, 104 cold damage, 164 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 77 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 3: 38 to hit. 255 slashing damage, 73 fire damage, 93 cold damage, 153 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 54 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 4: 33 to hit. 231 slashing damage, 59 fire damage, 91 cold damage, 148 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 77 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 5: 43 to hit. 226 slashing damage, 74 fire damage, 87 cold damage, 178 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 48 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 6: 39 to hit. 199 slashing damage, 117 fire damage, 101 cold damage, 172 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 63 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 7: 36 to hit. 244 slashing damage, 81 fire damage, 88 cold damage, 169 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 69 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 8: 39 to hit. 218 slashing damage, 103 fire damage, 98 cold damage, 117 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 44 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 9: 40 to hit. 223 slashing damage, 110 fire damage, 87 cold damage, 168 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 56 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 10: 37 to hit. 208 slashing damage, 46 fire damage, 92 cold damage, 150 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 71 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 11: 40 to hit. 260 slashing damage, 85 fire damage, 75 cold damage, 153 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 61 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 12: 43 to hit. 205 slashing damage, 89 fire damage, 87 cold damage, 154 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 65 poison at the start of each turn.
* Accidently typed d120 on some of the rolls for damage, and fixed it to d20, lol.*
Calamitas collapses to the ground, shuddering. "WHAT? NO! How can this be?!? You.... You..."
SAVE FILE 3 LOADED.
"You fool. Calamitas is a GOD! They CANNOT BE STOPPED! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!"
Calamitas' shield kicks back in, and two spectral figures appear next to it: Cataclysm and Catastrophe. The two brothers turn to each other and give each other a brief nod, before turning back to Jerry and shrieking.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Elendon sprints over to each of the two brother mechs, hitting them each with 4 attacks and a banishing smite on the fourth attack, sending them to Elendon's sealed void..
on Cataclysm:
Attack 1: 38 to hit. 208 slashing damage, 108 fire damage, 86 cold damage, 162 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 54 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 2: 35 to hit. 199 slashing damage, 93 fire damage, 64 cold damage, 139 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 54 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 3: 43 to hit. 179 slashing damage, 75 fire damage, 88 cold damage, 135 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 60 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 4: 24 to hit. 222 slashing damage, 61 fire damage, 72 cold damage, 117 lightning damage, 29 force damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 65 poison at the start of each turn. If the target is at 50 or less HP, the target is banished to the void.
On Catastrophe:
Attack 1: 38 to hit. 205 slashing damage, 92 fire damage, 100 cold damage, 172 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 54 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 2: 34 to hit. 184 slashing damage, 103 fire damage, 67 cold damage, 150 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 72 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 3: 43 to hit. 243 slashing damage, 97 fire damage, 104 cold damage, 131 lightning damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 49 poison at the start of each turn.
Attack 4: 33 to hit. 215 slashing damage, 61 fire damage, 69 cold damage, 145 lightning damage, 34 force damage, and make a DC 40 con save, or take 70 poison at the start of each turn. If the target is at 50 or less HP, the target is banished to the void.
*Alright, gtg for now. I should be back on later.*
Both Cataclysm and Catastrophe's spectral copies dissipate into mist, and Calamitas approaches the barrier.
"You can't hide from me." Calamitas presses its four skeletal hands on the barrier, and it shatters like glass. "There is no escape!"
Calamitas' eye glows an ominous scarlet light as a barrage of twenty-four missiles emerge from its back, dealing 56 damage to each of the Dreadnoughts and restraining them is burning Acidwebs. (Again, because Calamitas is a Profane God, they ignore damage resistance and immunity)
Calamitas' Gygas launcher sweeps downwards and smacks Mendigo aside, dealing 48 bludgeoning damage and launching him 120 feet away. The Tesla Cannon charges up and fires three blasts of red lightning at Jerry, each one dealing 38 lightning damage and paralyzing him.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Gamer_Thirteen tries to reason with Yvonne. "Look, my Queen, your mech is as cool as heck, but please don't do this! Everything can be reasoned out. Except Dertinus..." His eyes burn with hatred for Dertinus.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Don't you get it? I was NEVER a good guy! I'm just a villain that hunts villains.... and anyone else who gets in my way...."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Well yeah duh, but you're not a DM now! You took mortal form, and must obey mortal ethics! Outside of that, evil is the best, but..."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"I.... I don't want to hurt you. I never wanted this to happen. Just leave..... please...."
"NO! YOU WILL ALL PERISH!" Calamitas fires 24 missiles, all aimed at Gamer-Thirteen's Dreadnought. That's 247 damage, and you're restrained. "I'm sorry...."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Dang... okay then! EVIL IT IS! I'll SPARE you after I destroy your mech, just so you know." The Dreadnaught's massive cannon aims at the Calamitas, and fires... "The Falling Star". Please make a DEX save.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I'm sorry about this, but justice can never outdo mercy. In most cases, that is..." You take 192 radiant damage from... "The Falling Star".
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
One of Calamita's arms comes flying off, and the metal of its 'head' is orange hot. "Why won't you DIE!" Calamitas fires three blasts from its Cryo Cannon. 27, 21, and 16 to hit, each one dealing 52 damage that, due to being a Profane God, ignores resistance and immunity.
"I... I can't.... stop it...."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)