One of Calamita's arms comes flying off, and the metal of its 'head' is orange hot. "Why won't you DIE!" Calamitas fires three blasts from its Cryo Cannon. 31, 28, and 18 to hit, each one dealing 30 damage that, due to being a Profane God, ignores resistance and immunity.
"I... I can't.... stop it...."
Gamer_Thirteen yells, and in a flash of darkness and light, the Dreadnaught is empty and dormant, and a mile-high giant statue made of obsidian stands before you. It is wearing an unbreakable armor, and its face is that of Gamer_Thirteen. The statue yells in its blinding voice, a voice of thousands. "I CAN!!!!!!!" It's the "DM".
One of Calamita's arms comes flying off, and the metal of its 'head' is orange hot. "Why won't you DIE!" Calamitas fires three blasts from its Cryo Cannon. 31, 28, and 18 to hit, each one dealing 30 damage that, due to being a Profane God, ignores resistance and immunity.
"I... I can't.... stop it...."
Gamer_Thirteen yells, and in a flash of darkness and light, the Dreadnaught is empty and dormant, and a mile-high giant statue made of obsidian stands before you. It is wearing an unbreakable armor, and its face is that of Gamer_Thirteen. The statue yells in its blinding voice, a voice of thousands. "I CAN!!!!!!!" It's the "DM".
"HA! You think THAT can stop ME?!?! I AM A GOD!"Calamitas then charges forward and blasts the statue with the Gygas launcher. 27 to hit, and that's 35 bludgeoning damage and the DM is pushed back 120 feet.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
One of Calamita's arms comes flying off, and the metal of its 'head' is orange hot. "Why won't you DIE!" Calamitas fires three blasts from its Cryo Cannon. 31, 28, and 18 to hit, each one dealing 30 damage that, due to being a Profane God, ignores resistance and immunity.
"I... I can't.... stop it...."
Gamer_Thirteen yells, and in a flash of darkness and light, the Dreadnaught is empty and dormant, and a mile-high giant statue made of obsidian stands before you. It is wearing an unbreakable armor, and its face is that of Gamer_Thirteen. The statue yells in its blinding voice, a voice of thousands. "I CAN!!!!!!!" It's the "DM".
"HA! You think THAT can stop ME?!?! I AM A GOD!"Calamitas then charges forward and blasts the statue with the Gygas launcher. 18 to hit, and that's 36 bludgeoning damage and the DM is pushed back 120 feet.
*Aaaaannnnnddd I'm back.*
The Deity-controlled Dreadnaught enters the fray at this point, launching a full salvo of, well, everything against Calamitas.
Start with making 9 dex saves. (1 of those is antimatter cannon, 1 is "The Falling Star", and the rest are web grenades.)
On top of that, the two cannons on the sides of the Dreadnaught's head begin glowing, and two cold beams fly out
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
In addition, far behind Calamitas, a forest-green beam of light strikes the ground, and Saelihn Tressatra, the fifth Deity, appears on the battlefield, bow at the ready. She instantly turns completely invisible.
Suddenly, a volley of arrows fly out from the side of the battlefield as Saelihn unloads divine fury on Calamitas.
Attack 1: 21 to hit. 412 piercing damage and 127 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Attack 2: 21 to hit. 258 piercing damage and 111 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Attack 3: 24 to hit. 246 piercing damage and 110 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Attack 4: 24 to hit. 298 piercing damage and 138 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Atack 5: 28 to hit. 263 piercing damage and 141 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Attack 6: 36 to hit. 295 piercing damage and 123 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Attack 7: 21 to hit. 273 piercing damage and 138 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
After unleashing that salvo, Saelihn once again goes invisible.
A Krathian variant steps through a portal in the multiverse, no-clipping into reality. Flame tattoos cover his arms and his cane has a torch motif on its head. "I heard that my patron needed me," he says in a thick Russian accent, clapping his hands together and bursting into flames. Suddenly, he splits into seven more Krathians, each of them flaming and laughing in eerie synchronization.
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
A Krathian variant steps through a portal in the multiverse, no-clipping into reality. Flame tattoos cover his arms and his cane has a torch motif on its head. "I heard that my patron needed me," he says in a thick Russian accent, clapping his hands together and bursting into flames. Suddenly, he splits into seven more Krathians, each of them flaming and laughing in eerie synchronization.
“Is it me!? Do you have sparkle bubble shields for me too! That’s a neat fire thingy trick!” Jerry tosses you a rage potion and a grenade. “Woooo!” Jerry sprints up to the leg of calamity and starts digging in to its leg with his fire lit hands. With the reflective bubble shield that Elendon gave him it reflects all damage back to calamity… so he’s just tearing through the leg of calamity, reflecting the shards of metal that would be impaling him. He starts using his mouth, gnashing at the machinery and metal. He carves a path like this all the way up to the cockpit of calamity. “HI THERE!!! THIS’LL BE FUN”
A Krathian variant steps through a portal in the multiverse, no-clipping into reality. Flame tattoos cover his arms and his cane has a torch motif on its head. "I heard that my patron needed me," he says in a thick Russian accent, clapping his hands together and bursting into flames. Suddenly, he splits into seven more Krathians, each of them flaming and laughing in eerie synchronization.
Elendon's voice rings out across the battlefield. "WELCOME KRATHIAN. AND YES, I DO KNOW YOUR NAME, AS YOU ARE KNOWN TO AT LEAST ONE PERSON FROM THE WORLD I AM A DEITY IN."
A Krathian variant steps through a portal in the multiverse, no-clipping into reality. Flame tattoos cover his arms and his cane has a torch motif on its head. "I heard that my patron needed me," he says in a thick Russian accent, clapping his hands together and bursting into flames. Suddenly, he splits into seven more Krathians, each of them flaming and laughing in eerie synchronization.
“Is it me!? Do you have sparkle bubble shields for me too! That’s a neat fire thingy trick!” Jerry tosses you a rage potion and a grenade. “Woooo!” Jerry sprints up to the leg of calamity and starts digging in to its leg with his fire lit hands. With the reflective bubble shield that Elendon gave him it reflects all damage back to calamity… so he’s just tearing through the leg of calamity, reflecting the shards of metal that would be impaling him. He starts using his mouth, gnashing at the machinery and metal. He carves a path like this all the way up to the cockpit of calamity. “HI THERE!!! THIS’LL BE FUN”
"JERRY, DON'T KILL YVONNE! SHE'S GONE MAD, BUT I STILL MAY BE ABLE TO HELP HER. INCAPACITATE HER IF POSSIBLE, KILL ONLY AS A LAST RESORT!"
A Krathian variant steps through a portal in the multiverse, no-clipping into reality. Flame tattoos cover his arms and his cane has a torch motif on its head. "I heard that my patron needed me," he says in a thick Russian accent, clapping his hands together and bursting into flames. Suddenly, he splits into seven more Krathians, each of them flaming and laughing in eerie synchronization.
“Is it me!? Do you have sparkle bubble shields for me too! That’s a neat fire thingy trick!” Jerry tosses you a rage potion and a grenade. “Woooo!” Jerry sprints up to the leg of calamity and starts digging in to its leg with his fire lit hands. With the reflective bubble shield that Elendon gave him it reflects all damage back to calamity… so he’s just tearing through the leg of calamity, reflecting the shards of metal that would be impaling him. He starts using his mouth, gnashing at the machinery and metal. He carves a path like this all the way up to the cockpit of calamity. “HI THERE!!! THIS’LL BE FUN”
"JERRY, DON'T KILL YVONNE! SHE'S GONE MAD, BUT I STILL MAY BE ABLE TO HELP HER. INCAPACITATE HER IF POSSIBLE, KILL ONLY AS A LAST RESORT!"
“LAST RESORT? CAN’T I JUST SKIP TO THE END THEN?”Jerry pulls his sun blade out and activates it. He turns to face Yvonne. “Howdy. I WAS TOLD TO KILL YOU” he lunges with his sun sword aiming to kill. Attack: 36 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
The "DM" chuckles. "You can't hurt me. Nothing can hurt me. Ever." A blast of unholy light, the true power of the Dungeon Master, surges upon you. The Calamitas takes 512 radiant damage.
Gamer_Thirteen suddenly glows with a shield of light, his face a mask of anger and determination. Suddenly, seven heart designs appear on the shield of light, glowing red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple.
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"There, let's make it a fair fight." Gamer_Thirteen grins.
Gamer_Thirteen yells, and in a flash of darkness and light, the Dreadnaught is empty and dormant, and a mile-high giant statue made of obsidian stands before you. It is wearing an unbreakable armor, and its face is that of Gamer_Thirteen. The statue yells in its blinding voice, a voice of thousands. "I CAN!!!!!!!" It's the "DM".
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"HA! You think THAT can stop ME?!?! I AM A GOD!" Calamitas then charges forward and blasts the statue with the Gygas launcher. 27 to hit, and that's 35 bludgeoning damage and the DM is pushed back 120 feet.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Aaaaannnnnddd I'm back.*
The Deity-controlled Dreadnaught enters the fray at this point, launching a full salvo of, well, everything against Calamitas.
Start with making 9 dex saves. (1 of those is antimatter cannon, 1 is "The Falling Star", and the rest are web grenades.)
On top of that, the two cannons on the sides of the Dreadnaught's head begin glowing, and two cold beams fly out
Cannon 1: 35 to hit. 149 cold damage
Cannon 2: 18 to hit, 173 cold damage.
In addition, far behind Calamitas, a forest-green beam of light strikes the ground, and Saelihn Tressatra, the fifth Deity, appears on the battlefield, bow at the ready. She instantly turns completely invisible.
Suddenly, a volley of arrows fly out from the side of the battlefield as Saelihn unloads divine fury on Calamitas.
Attack 1: 21 to hit. 412 piercing damage and 127 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Attack 2: 21 to hit. 258 piercing damage and 111 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Attack 3: 24 to hit. 246 piercing damage and 110 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Attack 4: 24 to hit. 298 piercing damage and 138 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Atack 5: 28 to hit. 263 piercing damage and 141 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Attack 6: 36 to hit. 295 piercing damage and 123 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
Attack 7: 21 to hit. 273 piercing damage and 138 radiant damage. In addition, make a Con save.
After unleashing that salvo, Saelihn once again goes invisible.
how do I join gerry?
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Dunno about Gerry but Jerry is free to join at any time.
is it jerry or carry? I can never remember which
¯\_🤠_/¯
Elendon just groans at that.
A Krathian variant steps through a portal in the multiverse, no-clipping into reality. Flame tattoos cover his arms and his cane has a torch motif on its head. "I heard that my patron needed me," he says in a thick Russian accent, clapping his hands together and bursting into flames. Suddenly, he splits into seven more Krathians, each of them flaming and laughing in eerie synchronization.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
“Is it me!? Do you have sparkle bubble shields for me too! That’s a neat fire thingy trick!” Jerry tosses you a rage potion and a grenade. “Woooo!” Jerry sprints up to the leg of calamity and starts digging in to its leg with his fire lit hands. With the reflective bubble shield that Elendon gave him it reflects all damage back to calamity… so he’s just tearing through the leg of calamity, reflecting the shards of metal that would be impaling him. He starts using his mouth, gnashing at the machinery and metal. He carves a path like this all the way up to the cockpit of calamity. “HI THERE!!! THIS’LL BE FUN”
Elendon's voice rings out across the battlefield. "WELCOME KRATHIAN. AND YES, I DO KNOW YOUR NAME, AS YOU ARE KNOWN TO AT LEAST ONE PERSON FROM THE WORLD I AM A DEITY IN."
"JERRY, DON'T KILL YVONNE! SHE'S GONE MAD, BUT I STILL MAY BE ABLE TO HELP HER. INCAPACITATE HER IF POSSIBLE, KILL ONLY AS A LAST RESORT!"
“LAST RESORT? CAN’T I JUST SKIP TO THE END THEN?”Jerry pulls his sun blade out and activates it. He turns to face Yvonne. “Howdy. I WAS TOLD TO KILL YOU” he lunges with his sun sword aiming to kill. Attack: 36 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
edit: should have been… 4 + 7 + 37 that’s damage
The "DM" chuckles. "You can't hurt me. Nothing can hurt me. Ever." A blast of unholy light, the true power of the Dungeon Master, surges upon you. The Calamitas takes 512 radiant damage.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Calamitas clatters to the ground again. "Ha! You still think THAT's going to kill me?"
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"You're going to have to try harder than THAT. I'm.... sorry...."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"ooo! SOMETHING I CAN KILL MOER THAN ONCE"
" SHES NOT THE ONLY ONE "
"YVONNE! DON'T MAKE ME BANISH YOU, BECAUSE I CAN AND WILL!!!!!"
"NOO! IM STILL HUNGRY"
"Yvonne is DEAD, or she will be soon. Only I shall remain soon, and with her gone, I SHALL UNLEASH MY FULL POWER!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Gamer_Thirteen suddenly glows with a shield of light, his face a mask of anger and determination. Suddenly, seven heart designs appear on the shield of light, glowing red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple.
LOAD FAILED
SAVE FILE DELETED
"There, let's make it a fair fight." Gamer_Thirteen grins.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.