The mimic laughs so hard that he spits him out!

I feed the mimic a dose of purple worm poison

What happened? We were doing so good? Did the mimic die? ANSWERS!!!!!!!

the mimic takes some activated charcoal...

I feed the mimic a candlelight dinner with another mimic.

It spits out a chocolate kiss.

I feed the mimic a group of grammar heretics.

the mimic gags them down, then spits out Webster's 2306 dictionary

the mimic looks at you and you look back but you start to see a goustly figure a beast a a..... two headed black dragon i dos two times the acid damage doing a crit of...

over 1,000 damage knocking you out

and it (the two headed black dragon) gets eaten by the dragon and i throw a bottle of luck lv 2 hoping to get lucky and get a wishing (item) or something

The mimic spits out a barrel of toxic waste and an atomic bomb.

I feed it a deranged mutant killer monster snow goon and a snow shark.

it spits out a bit of coal and some water.

I feed the mimic DaethedirWyndsaber (sorry)

Daethedir has not showered in a month, so repulsive is he that the mimic spits him out

OOC: Hope u know, no hard feelings it's just a joke.

i feed the mimix an extra large 2 topping pizza from papa johns, it has green peppers and pepperoni on it. DONT FORGET THE PICKLED PEPPER!!!

It spits out 9 gold pieces and a thank you note

I feed the mimic a hardcopy of the internet

The mimic's brain can’t handle all the data and the mimic explodes. A new mimic crawls out of the wreckage.

I feed it DndShadow5e.

The mimic vaporizes, and returns a hour later, none the wiser for its experience.

I feed it a delayed-blast fireball...with one round left on its fuse

so everyone knows, yeah, Daethir, I had it coming to me.

it dos nothing but you hear something in you chest a BOMB! you die nothing left other than you bloody hand

i give it a 60 yard long pizza with all the good stuff and a 15oz of gold and a dragon scale

The mimic spits it all out.

I feed it 2 alka-seltzer

Bubbles foam out of the mimic's mouth. You get stuck in one of them, float towards the ceiling, then fall for 2d6 bludgeoning damage.

I feed it a coin with an image on a derpy bird on it.

The mimic takes one look at the coin and then pukes on it. In the puke is a note that says, “What the heck is that thing?”

I feed the mimic some lemons.

The Mimic makes lemonade,

I feed the mimic Sedge

The mimic spits out an angry mob with chainsaws.

I feed it the complete Calvin and Hobbes.

It spits out the complete collection of Calvin and hobbes

I feed the mimic 50 ft of rope