I feed the mimic SpiderQueenYvonne and say "so long"
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out your insides.
I feed it the world wide web.
It spits out a computer
I feed it c++
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits out c--
i feed the mimic dndbeyond
i am a human being.
it spits out a whole bunch of ddb users
I feed the mimic SpiderQueenYvonne and say "so long"
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
it spits out mintygreengirl21 wearing a spider shaped crown
i feed the mimic the Wingdings font
i am a human being.
It spits out the comic sans font
I feed it Microsoft Word
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out pages (mac)
I feed the mimic a steak dinner
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out a few dollar bills, roughly equivalent to the price of the steak. It says “thank you”
I feed it lasagna
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The Mimic spits out Garfield and an Empty Lasagna dish....
I feed it one Goomba
It spits out Mario
I feed it a gargantuar zombie
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out an imp zombie.
I feed is the paradoxal sentence "this sentence is a lie."
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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It spits out the grandfather paradox
I feed it the meaning of life
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out a nat 20
I feed it the nat 20
It spits out a seduced dragon
I feed it the spelljammer book
It spits out an imperial star destroyer
I feed it an x-wing
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out the entire Star Wars universe
I feed it the moon.
It spits out the Apollo 11
I feed it the Artemis program
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
you feed it the artemis program: it sits there looking confused before spitting out a Figurine of Wondrous Power
I feed it the contained soul of an ancient god
It spits out the ancient god’s body, with the soul inside said body.
I feed it a 4-d hypercube
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits out a 5-d Megacube
I feed it the whispers of a dying fey