It spits out the Greek gods, and gets a massive power upgrade from the god.
I feed the mimic a doughnut
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out a 4 page document about why dndbeyond should have homebrew mundane items.
I feed it chess
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out a dead fey, then casts true resurrection. The fey then sees you, the person who killed it, and tells the mimic. The mimic eats you.
I feed it a nuclear weapon
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
the mimic spits me out holding the nuclear weapon
i feed it a hunk of brie
It spits out cheddar
I feed it mozzarella
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits out Lord Cheezington Cheddar the Third: Duke of Limburgia
I feed it 5
It spits out a 4
I feed it every nat 1 I’ve ever rolled on initiative and wisdom checks.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out the Greek gods, and gets a massive power upgrade from the god.
I feed the mimic a doughnut
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out a slam dunk
I feed it a croissant
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits out a ho-ho
i feed it a decanter of endless water
It spits out a powerful jet of water, doing 39 bludgeoning damage to you.
I feed it a sponge
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The average humidity of the continent drops by 40%.
I feed it my Chem homework.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
your mind fills with the understanding of bofa
i feed it an old piece of leather from a storm giant's scabbard
it spits out a hungry storm giant. luckily it is confused because it was teleported, but you do have advantage. unluckily, the giant landed on you.
i feed it my hella long post
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
It spits out a 4 page document about why dndbeyond should have homebrew mundane items.
I feed it chess
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
it spits out a chess board, with one of the pawns moved. you move a piece, and feed it back to the mimic. you continue to play chess like this.
I feed it my plans the learn how to be a dm.
(Another long post omg)
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
It spits out five nat ones in a row. It’s unclear whether they’re your chances of being a good dm or your chances of ever being a player again.
I feed it $1.78
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits out $1.79
I feed it a falafel plate
It spits out chips and salsa
I feed it tacos and the concept of Tuesday.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits out a coupon for Waffle Wednesday
I feed it a portable hole
It spits out a non-portable hole
I feed it a very dark non-portable hole
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits out a bag of holding before they combine
I feed it the person above me
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"