The mimic hungrily gobbles up the android, realising that this food is terrible and spits out the battery acid right on your face. Right in the face. Please start making death saving throws with -3 penalty.
I feed the mimic a fresh goodberry.
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Levi’s baby groot jumps out your hand and the mimic lost his dinner so he just ate you. Congratulations! Your character is now officially dead. Please roll the dice for another character. You now have a permanent fear of the mimic. Please make 10 DC saving throw each time you talk or be stunned till the end of your next turn.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
It doesn't like the taste of Zariel, so it sends her back to Mount Celestia, but it does eat Matalotok, becoming immune to cold damage, and it can transform into any magic weapon it wants now.
I feed it Realmspace
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The mimic clearly looks at the gigantic object it cannot devour and decides to ignore you. You gained nothing and you lost your Realmspace.
I feed the mimic a chest
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
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It doesn't like eating demons and now both it and Asmodeus are mad.
I feed it my old android.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
The mimic hungrily gobbles up the android, realising that this food is terrible and spits out the battery acid right on your face. Right in the face. Please start making death saving throws with -3 penalty.
I feed the mimic a fresh goodberry.
The mimic gobbles it up and then blisters appear all over it, it takes out its whiteboard and writes "im allergic".
I feed the mimic Xanathar.
Pomastat, god of fungi, bees and acting | CG/NG/ | Domains: Trickery, Nature
Xanathar teleports out of the mimic's stomach and curses you. Pomastat now must make death saves with -8 penalty.
I feed the mimic a roll of tape.
I must also make a death save. 12
Edit: im not dead yet
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
Heres my death save. -2
The mimic tapes up Jeofferry the random goblin and eats him.
I feed the mimic Strahd's crush.
EDIT: im dead but im REINCARNATED!!!!
Edit 2: nvm i just failed 2 death saves at once
Pomastat, god of fungi, bees and acting | CG/NG/ | Domains: Trickery, Nature
Strahd is angry now. You must now make death saves with disadvantage as well as the -8 penalty.
I feed the mimic a beautiful painting worth 10 platinum
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
It rewards you with Asriels kneecaps from earllier.
I feed it a pair of scissors.
Now i must death save 0
Edit: ok thats 2 failures down the drain
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
It spits out a rock and a paper
I feed it SANESSSS
(pronounced SA-NESS)
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
It writes on its notepad "I WANTED SANS FROM UNDERTALE >:(((("
I feed it a computer mouse.
Death save: 7
Edit: Im dead but my backup is now here so its not happening anymore
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
It gobbles it up and rewards you with 1cp.
I feed it all of Gandalf's followers.
my death saves: 1 left with disadvantage and -8 10 3
EDIT: 0 was higher but im still dead but im REINCARNATED!!!!!!
Pomastat, god of fungi, bees and acting | CG/NG/ | Domains: Trickery, Nature
It eat's Gandalf_the_Gray's internet followers, but only the digital versions.
It mutates, and becomes a computer virus.
I feed it a warforged colossus.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
It eats the warforged colossus and spits out a small seed. This seed grows into a Baby Groot, who follows you everywhere
I feed the mimic one of my old mixtapes
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It does not set on fire like you thought it would, your mixtape is not fire.
I feed it Levi's Baby Groot.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
YOU MONSTER!
Levi’s baby groot jumps out your hand and the mimic lost his dinner so he just ate you. Congratulations! Your character is now officially dead. Please roll the dice for another character. You now have a permanent fear of the mimic. Please make 10 DC saving throw each time you talk or be stunned till the end of your next turn.
I feed the mimic a dead meme
It simply responds with, "ok boomer"
I feed the mimic a container of nail polish.
I must survival save now
12
Edit: I'm cool
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
The mimic turns [whatever color the nail polish was] and applies lipstick.
I feed the mimic this thread
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
The mimic spits it out since it knows all of that.
I feed the mimic a copy of the Player's Handbook.
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Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
The mimic spits out this character sheet: https://ddb.ac/characters/22238371/5Br9I9
I feed it Zariel
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
It doesn't like the taste of Zariel, so it sends her back to Mount Celestia, but it does eat Matalotok, becoming immune to cold damage, and it can transform into any magic weapon it wants now.
I feed it Realmspace
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
The mimic clearly looks at the gigantic object it cannot devour and decides to ignore you. You gained nothing and you lost your Realmspace.
I feed the mimic a chest