In true Talk Like A Pirate day spirit, I be hooking it with a hooked hand, then firing it out of a cannon towards Drummer!
I slow down time and hit the bomb on the perfect pixel at the perfect time which glitches the matrix and gives the bomb infinite momentum, meaning that nothing can stop it, and it flies around the planet at the speed of light until it hits Gibber and takes you with it
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Flying with the bomb, I take out my signature legally distinct Portal Gun and create two large portals floating in the air. Me and the bomb fly through these two portals endlessly in a loop, causing a state of terminal velocity. I cannot go any faster then I currently am. Then, I change my orange portal to go directly to Drummer, meaning that I fly directly into him while still at terminal velocity. I then do some jump-off-really-quickly hyperjutsu, leaving Drummer stuck flying around the world with the bomb while I stand on the ground unscathed.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I create an immovable object directly in front of the bomb, which creates a paradox that glitches the universe. The universe responds by removing the immovability of the wall and the unstoppability of the bomb which therby stops the paradox.
I open a portal underneath Jorge_200 that sends him to the far realm as vengeance for ruining my plan.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I slow down time and hit the bomb on the perfect pixel at the perfect time which glitches the matrix and gives the bomb infinite momentum, meaning that nothing can stop it, and it flies around the planet at the speed of light until it hits Gibber and takes you with it
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
That’s not allowed!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I create an immovable object directly in front of the bomb, which creates a paradox that glitches the universe. The universe responds by removing the immovability of the wall and the unstoppability of the bomb which therby stops the paradox.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."