It corners me, and I can see nothing to do except give it a hug. after seeing this the gods have pity on me and the zombie Owlbear, and turn it back to normal Owlbear. Eveyone lives happily ever after, until...
Your a druid with a pet Owlbear, when the Owlbears zombified family come to collect there child
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
You are a high-level party about to enter a dragon's domicile when you see a scrawny little man with a broom walking out. You go to attack him only to find out he's a chimney sweep. And when it comes to the dice rolls, "A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be."
The sun going out is comparable to nighttime so it isn’t even that cold, and I have feather fall. Now about restoring the sun…
You are lost in the backrooms and you just heard a noise
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I talk him out of it, and become best friends with him.
You chopped down a tree wrong, and it fell on you before you could react.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Good thing the cleric has revivify, I still die but I survive in the end.
A ceiling fan just hit your head
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It's okay. There wasn't anything in there anyways. :P
You're a warlock whose patron is The Fiend. You've read the Dark One's Blessing feature and decided to get crazy with. Before going to engage a dragon in fisticuffs you cast fireball on a village to kill a bunch of commoners so that you could get a bunch of temporary hitpoints. Then, right as you're about to deal your first punch to the dragon your DM rereads the rules, notices temporary hitpoints don't stack, and suddenly the 200 extra hitpoints you stocked up on before this fight drop down to 4.
It's okay. There wasn't anything in there anyways. :P
You're a warlock whose patron is The Fiend. You've read the Dark One's Blessing feature and decided to get crazy with. Before going to engage a dragon in fisticuffs you cast fireball on a village to kill a bunch of commoners so that you could get a bunch of temporary hitpoints. Then, right as you're about to deal your first punch to the dragon your DM rereads the rules, notices temporary hitpoints don't stack, and suddenly the 200 extra hitpoints you stocked up on before this fight drop down to 4.
I quickly dive down its throat and kill it from the inside
You just threw an dagger at the king in front of his army
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I try to pass it off as just me seeing things that didn't exist and say that, to my eyes, what happened is that I saw a fiend coming to attack the king and that I threw my dagger at that fiend, not the king. So really, he should be thanking me for my loyalty.
you just dropped your dice off the table, and after an epic chase, you end up in the street and get hit by a car.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
A monk suddenly appears and uses me as a quarterstaff to fend off the panda.
you just realized your phone is at 1% and in the rush to get a charger, you trip, hitting your head on the wall.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
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The BBEG and his favorite magic item was his phylactery. Mission accomplished.
You are being pursued by a Zombie Owlbear.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
It corners me, and I can see nothing to do except give it a hug. after seeing this the gods have pity on me and the zombie Owlbear, and turn it back to normal Owlbear. Eveyone lives happily ever after, until...
Your a druid with a pet Owlbear, when the Owlbears zombified family come to collect there child
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I'm a level 20 stars druid, the family is decimated
your a commoner and a red half dragon veteran is facing you, its weapons out and a ring of spell storing on its finger
I RUN, using my boots of speed
Your own house is falling on top of you
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I drink a Potion of Invulnerability and say, "Bring it on, world! You never held back before!"
You are a high-level party about to enter a dragon's domicile when you see a scrawny little man with a broom walking out. You go to attack him only to find out he's a chimney sweep. And when it comes to the dice rolls, "A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be."
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Lucky isn't enough when I have a +15 to hit and any roll of nine or lower becomes a ten
Your sliding down a rainbow when the sun goes out. you begin to fall and freeze at the same time...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The sun going out is comparable to nighttime so it isn’t even that cold, and I have feather fall. Now about restoring the sun…
You are lost in the backrooms and you just heard a noise
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I yes-clip the heck out of there
There is a bomb strapped to the chest of an animated skeleton in front of you. He intends to take both of you out and won’t let you touch the bomb
I talk him out of it, and become best friends with him.
You chopped down a tree wrong, and it fell on you before you could react.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It doesn't matter, since I am a level 20 barbarian in a rage and have upwards of 300 hp.
You die.
N/A
Good thing the cleric has revivify, I still die but I survive in the end.
A ceiling fan just hit your head
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It's okay. There wasn't anything in there anyways. :P
You're a warlock whose patron is The Fiend. You've read the Dark One's Blessing feature and decided to get crazy with. Before going to engage a dragon in fisticuffs you cast fireball on a village to kill a bunch of commoners so that you could get a bunch of temporary hitpoints. Then, right as you're about to deal your first punch to the dragon your DM rereads the rules, notices temporary hitpoints don't stack, and suddenly the 200 extra hitpoints you stocked up on before this fight drop down to 4.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I cast true polymorph and make the game easy
Your dm gets bored and is also a sadistic cat.
N/A
I call animal control and Mr. Fluffles is promptly returned to his rightful owners.
A behir has its jaws wrapped around your head and is about to rip it off.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I quickly dive down its throat and kill it from the inside
You just threw an dagger at the king in front of his army
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I try to pass it off as just me seeing things that didn't exist and say that, to my eyes, what happened is that I saw a fiend coming to attack the king and that I threw my dagger at that fiend, not the king. So really, he should be thanking me for my loyalty.
You are out of milk.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I wild shape into a cow
The whole world is out of dice
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I survive because nothing important happens
you just dropped your dice off the table, and after an epic chase, you end up in the street and get hit by a car.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Luckily I'm the hulk, and so the car flips over my head. I pick up the dice with my massive fingers and crush it.
A wizard transforms you into a piece of bamboo, and there's a hungry Panda coming straight for you
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A monk suddenly appears and uses me as a quarterstaff to fend off the panda.
you just realized your phone is at 1% and in the rush to get a charger, you trip, hitting your head on the wall.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)