i'm a water elemental, so it makes me 3 times bigger and now I am the ULTIMATE water elemental
you ate dust of dryness in dust form and now you are being dehydrated from the inside out
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I run to my fridge and start nomming on the bags of carrots, which for whatever reason tend to have a little layer of water on each baby carrot. And as such, rehydrate.
You are found to weigh less than a duck and therefore condemned for witchcraft.
If I can weigh less than a duck I am more than capable of casting modify memory, and if that fails I will just plane shift away.
you were watching youtube at 2am, and then dropped your phone on your face and your nose clicked on never gonna give you up, and in an attempt to catch it from falling off the bed, you hold on the up volume button and broadcast rick astley at max volume through your home.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
My party-members plane-shift me and my body to a plane where necromancy does work. Then they go on a zany quest that involves a gorilla and pink flamingos and get the money to raise me.
You are minding your own business in your boss' castle when a party unleashes a gorillas carrying pink flamingos at you.
Divine intervention? Wish spell? I am playing a campaign exactly like you are describing, with no necromancy, so I have been trying to figure out a way to revive people.
you just looked behind your dm screen, insulted him, were an annoying player for months, and, murder hobo’d his favorite npc
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You are a level 20 wizard but don’t believe in magic so you spend your days looking for the power of friendship but have -19 charisma so instead you look for the perfect pet rock that you will name Dwayne who you will start a rock band with and Dwayne will become a Rock Bard and leaves you to start his solo album.
I decide to believe in magic, because somehow I can cast it, and then I become the greatest wizard in history, creating things like the Ring of weapon holding.
you are sitting peacefully outside.
But it is -40 degrees and hailing ice the size of marbles, and you are in an open field with no cover in sight.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I grab it, run away, and put it in my ring of weapon holding. Haha Vecna I stole your Dagger.
you just knocked a picture off the wall and it shattered on your foot.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I swim through the wall. I know, very imaginative
Your burning in an eternal flame, which go on forever in all directions, including upwards and downwards.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Im a fire elemental and just got done landscaping.
You just ate what you thought was a candy but it was the dust of dryness in pellet form and it just cracked back open.
Nerdling
i'm a water elemental, so it makes me 3 times bigger and now I am the ULTIMATE water elemental
you ate dust of dryness in dust form and now you are being dehydrated from the inside out
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I run to my fridge and start nomming on the bags of carrots, which for whatever reason tend to have a little layer of water on each baby carrot. And as such, rehydrate.
You are found to weigh less than a duck and therefore condemned for witchcraft.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
If I can weigh less than a duck I am more than capable of casting modify memory, and if that fails I will just plane shift away.
you were watching youtube at 2am, and then dropped your phone on your face and your nose clicked on never gonna give you up, and in an attempt to catch it from falling off the bed, you hold on the up volume button and broadcast rick astley at max volume through your home.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Luckily I don't live with anyone, and my neighbors are on vacation.
You're dead in a world where necromancy magic just doesn't work.
i am a human being.
My party-members plane-shift me and my body to a plane where necromancy does work. Then they go on a zany quest that involves a gorilla and pink flamingos and get the money to raise me.
You are minding your own business in your boss' castle when a party unleashes a gorillas carrying pink flamingos at you.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Divine intervention? Wish spell? I am playing a campaign exactly like you are describing, with no necromancy, so I have been trying to figure out a way to revive people.
you just looked behind your dm screen, insulted him, were an annoying player for months, and, murder hobo’d his favorite npc
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You are the DM.
You are a level 20 wizard but don’t believe in magic so you spend your days looking for the power of friendship but have -19 charisma so instead you look for the perfect pet rock that you will name Dwayne who you will start a rock band with and Dwayne will become a Rock Bard and leaves you to start his solo album.
Nerdling
I decide to believe in magic, because somehow I can cast it, and then I become the greatest wizard in history, creating things like the Ring of weapon holding.
you are sitting peacefully outside.
But it is -40 degrees and hailing ice the size of marbles, and you are in an open field with no cover in sight.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Luckily Grandma made put on like 20 layers of clothes and the hail feels like a gentle scalp massage because of my thick skull.
You identify as a weapon and are now trapped in the warm embrace of the Ring of Weapon holdings arms.
Nerdling
I see no danger, so I snuggle up and relax
You swallow a ring of weapon holding just as its transforming into a Weapon
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I explode, but my Cleric friend who is travelling beside me casts Reincarnate
You are being eaten by a mimic
The Boy, the Legend
I play as Yagrea the sassy monk in the Twinkling Stars Tavern!
Quott, the amnesiac Tortle Chronurgy Wizard.
The mimic looks like a tavern, and so I get some drinks once inside
Your in an Epic duel with Vecna, when he stabs you with afterthought (A.K.A his dagger)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I grab it, run away, and put it in my ring of weapon holding. Haha Vecna I stole your Dagger.
you just knocked a picture off the wall and it shattered on your foot.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Good job I'm wearing my lucky boots!
You get swallowed by a whale (pinocchio reference)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I’m a bigger whale. Once the other whale gives up, I smile and eat it.
Its Halloween and somebody dressed up as Rick Astley and rickrolled you with the music and the dance.
I am deaf and blind.
You are about to get eaten by a Giant in a wedding dress and a lot of makeup
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
Well, I'm Tiamat.
You are being swallowed by Jerry,
i am a human being.
good thing thats a berry
your getting eaten by the real tiamat