If your going to continue to post about Jhon, then you should join his thread!
people can post whatever they want on this thread, and I can tell we like jhon
i survive because I have rouges evasion and I dodge them all
you just fell off your house onto a very sharp rock
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Good thing I am a red dragon, I burn the ropes and eat the scientist.
You shot a poisoned arrow, but the enemy pulled out an uno reverse card, and the arrow was deflected into your heart, poisoning you.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
My friends cut me out many years later, give me a shield and call me captain America
Two humans (normal humans, not variant ones) are in a room that no other being can enter, cast spells, use racial abilities, or make attacks into. Human number 1 is a level one fighter. Human number 2 is a level twenty wizard. Human number 2 just removed human number 1's nose and mouth with wish. Human number one is now suffocating, and I rolled a dice and it turns out you're human number 1...
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Human 1 is a fighter. A fighter has blades. And there's in a room so there's very little room for that lv 20 wizard to do much. Slice the wizard. Perform an emergency tracheotomy. And you're golden.
You are trapped in a room with nothing to eat but rabbit.
however, I cast true polymorph on the rabbit to turn it into a bomb and explode my way out of the room.
you just ignored the fire hazard warning on hand sanitizer, and put it on near a campfire… You are vulnerable to fire damage.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You know that one race from Volo's? Yuan-ti pureblood, I think it was. Its poison immunity is pretty OP, so I took the race. How it even got through the playtesting is beyond me.
Variant encumbrance.
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Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
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If the madman's in a box, I just keep them there.
You're getting spaghettified via a black hole.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems
I cast time stop to enjoy the view for a moment, then cast teleport.
Every object (such as clothes, buildings, knives, etc.) has suddenly come to life as if by magic and is now trying to kill you.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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people can post whatever they want on this thread, and I can tell we like jhon
i survive because I have rouges evasion and I dodge them all
you just fell off your house onto a very sharp rock
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
My house is my shell because I am a Tortle, and the sharp end was in the ground anyways.
You have been drenched in oil and shoved into an active volcano.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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I cast Levitate and fly out of the volcano's mouth, then use my grappling hook to pull me the to the rock around the lip.
You're bound to the dissection table of a mad scientist, about to be cut open alive and studied.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems
Good thing I am a red dragon, I burn the ropes and eat the scientist.
You shot a poisoned arrow, but the enemy pulled out an uno reverse card, and the arrow was deflected into your heart, poisoning you.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Well I had cast Clone before the fight so he's got me covered.
You are an ice cream cone (with ice cream in it), left to die in the sun.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Luckily I have food, the cone can be used as shade, and the ice cream can cool me off. (Adapt, improvise, overcome)
you are a master sword swallower, and someone used the sword to attack your insides as you were preforming.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Well as I was pre-forming, my unset form is able to adjust and re-form beyond the range of the sword. Crisis averted.
You went off the grid, grew crops to sustain yourself, and then found out you're not a good farmer.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Then I'm lucky I'm a good hunter.
You just imploded.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Luckily I'm a kitten, so nothing seems to happen
You got trod on by your pet elephant that you do not want to kill
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I cast Shield using my reaction.
You are frozen in a huge ice cube. It won't melt.
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
My friends cut me out many years later, give me a shield and call me captain America
Two humans (normal humans, not variant ones) are in a room that no other being can enter, cast spells, use racial abilities, or make attacks into. Human number 1 is a level one fighter. Human number 2 is a level twenty wizard. Human number 2 just removed human number 1's nose and mouth with wish. Human number one is now suffocating, and I rolled a dice and it turns out you're human number 1...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Human 1 is a fighter. A fighter has blades. And there's in a room so there's very little room for that lv 20 wizard to do much. Slice the wizard. Perform an emergency tracheotomy. And you're golden.
You are trapped in a room with nothing to eat but rabbit.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I do not eat the rabbit.
however, I cast true polymorph on the rabbit to turn it into a bomb and explode my way out of the room.
you just ignored the fire hazard warning on hand sanitizer, and put it on near a campfire… You are vulnerable to fire damage.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Good thing the campfire is outside my tent.
You just drank 10 gallons of bleach, and you are a level 1 human fighter.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
"Mmmm, That was good, anyone got anymore?" I say as the party cleric cast's greater restoration on me
Your hit by an avalanche..... Of angry beholders
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I am a quickling, so I zoom between death rays, parkor off of beholders, and escape using my incredible speed.
You just woke up at your campsite to see Tiamat staring down at you. You're about to get eaten.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
I quickly morph back into agyroth, the adult red dragon and ask how I can serve her.
you just drank a potion of healing. Wait… did that say poison? You are level one
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You know that one race from Volo's? Yuan-ti pureblood, I think it was. Its poison immunity is pretty OP, so I took the race. How it even got through the playtesting is beyond me.
Variant encumbrance.
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair