I already sold it to Bahamut, so he gets obliterated by the massive dragon god.
The Paladin is done with your bs and is ready to crit smite you into oblivion
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Fortunately, I manage to grab onto her tongue and tickle it until she spits me out. It's the green head, so their breath attack doesn't harm me as I am Yuan-ti.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
They get eaten by Jeff the Evil Roomba. No me because I offered 5 tons of clay to him.
you are a commoner with no spells, no movement or action, bonus normal or free, and I am ready to kill you while in a Multi Htank, and am hostile toward you… plus it’s my turn, and I have my action… (Link so you can’t say you don’t know what that is.)
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
You win the dying contest.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
I faked death with a successful Deception Check.
Someone ripped your heart/core from your chest.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
I had cast death ward
Asmodius steals your soul
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
I already sold it to Bahamut, so he gets obliterated by the massive dragon god.
The Paladin is done with your bs and is ready to crit smite you into oblivion
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He is on 1 hit point and I trip him
you are a nonmagical weed targeted by Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Wilting
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
under me is a glyph of warding which protects me by casting outer spell.
you are a human commoner and you just got cut with a knife covered in wyvern poison (you can't of just finished a heroes feast)
DND rules only slightly more than stranger things
I quickly amputate the wounded limb with my teeth, stopping the venom from spreading.
You are swallowed by Tiamat.
(He/Him) 🩷💛💙 Pansexual Pancake 🥞🏳️🌈
I love paleontology, and I hope to become a paleontologist in the future.
Sadly, I am not a dinosaur, nor is my name really Gregory.
I am a little crazy. I eat pineapple on pizza, and I enjoy it! 🍍🍕 PM the word Avocado
"I've never met a creature I didn't love. But I have met a few I didn't want alive." - Fizban the Fabulous
Fortunately, I manage to grab onto her tongue and tickle it until she spits me out. It's the green head, so their breath attack doesn't harm me as I am Yuan-ti.
As you're showering a killer enters the room.
I am also here.
Am snek.
The killer is my best friend and we are about to go on a crime spree together.
You are instantly teleported the center of the sun.
(He/Him) 🩷💛💙 Pansexual Pancake 🥞🏳️🌈
I love paleontology, and I hope to become a paleontologist in the future.
Sadly, I am not a dinosaur, nor is my name really Gregory.
I am a little crazy. I eat pineapple on pizza, and I enjoy it! 🍍🍕 PM the word Avocado
"I've never met a creature I didn't love. But I have met a few I didn't want alive." - Fizban the Fabulous
I am a solar dragon
You a “dinosaur” are sucked into a black hole.
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
I fall into the black hole in the ground. Luckily it's not a big or deep hole.
You are eaten by Evil Jeff the Roomba.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
I rolled a 92 on the 2014 wild magic table.
Someone is using Mage Hand to squeeze your heart because that doesn't technically count as attacking.
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
At age 5, my doctors replaced my heart with a titanium life-sustaining organ made of titanium, therefore, it is unable to be squeezed.
I am 1 nanosecond away from stabbing a 1 foot long knife into your neck.
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
I'm a storm giant, thus your "knife" is a mere needle to me.
You somehow pissed off an army of Solars numbering trillions. You have been cursed with perma anti-magic, and they're clearly too angry to talk.
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
I use psionics to get out of there.
You are trapped inside a giant’s army latrines. You have the stat block of a commoner.
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
I keep rolling Nat 20s on my Saves and the Giants keep rolling Nat 1s.
You are stuck in an antimagic field and are eaten by Jeff the Evil Roomba
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
I'm an eldritch lich. In a few days, I am reborn in the glory of Chthulu.
You are the first frog in space. With no life support.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
Aliens pick me up
the aliens dissect you
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
They get eaten by Jeff the Evil Roomba. No me because I offered 5 tons of clay to him.
you are a commoner with no spells, no movement or action, bonus normal or free, and I am ready to kill you while in a Multi Htank, and am hostile toward you… plus it’s my turn, and I have my action… (Link so you can’t say you don’t know what that is.)
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Unfortunately for you I am the DM's favourite and he makes up a convoluted reason for why I wasn't really there and you were fighting an imposter.
You are in the woods and accidentally come upon a bathing Artemis.
I am also here.
Am snek.