I'm fighting on the ground during the battle of endor.
You are time traveling, and cause a paradox.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You failed to realize the size of the room you were in and cast fireball.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Luckily, I am in an antimagic field, so the great wizard and aspect of Bahamut cannot hurt me. I proceed to kill him while his only way to fight is weapons.
You stand in the way of the great Demon King Ganon's conquest of all existence.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
As in, a random guy named Vecna who hasn't eaten or sleeped in 2 weeks and is knocked out in 1 hit.
I am cooking a nice snack of the souls of the innocent in my humble home, wondering if I'm gonna need to go to the grocery store for eye of newt and dried locust shells.
Our children will be demigods.
You are adrift in the Astral Plane, without any ressources, and the Deus Ex Machina is busy baking cupcakes.
Luckily my deity happens to be Anubis, who tells me it's not my time and snaps me back to the material plane
Anubis weighs your soul on the feather of truth and deems you unworthy of paradise.
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
I persuade him to send me back to my body and live righteously from that moment on.
You have angered Darth Sidious. The whole Galactic Empire is now after you (including Vader).
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
I'm fighting on the ground during the battle of endor.
You are time traveling, and cause a paradox.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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The paradox doesn't affect me directly, as the paradox merely makes it so that cows are green rather than black and white.
Whatever you're holding in your hand at the moment explodes with the force of an atom bomb
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
I don't have hands.
You failed to realize the size of the room you were in and cast fireball.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Luckily I have resistance from being a red dragonborne and evasion from multiclassing into a rogue
You are a coughing baby about to be exploded by a hydrogen bomb
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
I cough so hard that I am launched to a safe distance away from the hydrogen bomb, landing in the urgent care where they treat my cough.
You at the bottom of th ocean floor without a suit or a submarine.
(He/Him) 🩷💛💙 Pansexual Pancake 🥞🏳️🌈
I love paleontology, and I hope to become a paleontologist in the future.
Sadly, I am not a dinosaur, nor is my name really Gregory.
I am a little crazy. I eat pineapple on pizza, and I enjoy it! 🍍🍕 PM the word Avocado
"I've never met a creature I didn't love. But I have met a few I didn't want alive." - Fizban the Fabulous
I polymorph into a fish and swim to the surface, turning back into a human when I find an island.
You're trapped in a castle with a hundred hungry werewolves.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Luckily it turns to day when they find me and they all revert to their good-aligned selves
You are being hunted by Lord Soth
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
I eat Lord Soth
You are in the middle of Jupiter
(He/Him) 🩷💛💙 Pansexual Pancake 🥞🏳️🌈
I love paleontology, and I hope to become a paleontologist in the future.
Sadly, I am not a dinosaur, nor is my name really Gregory.
I am a little crazy. I eat pineapple on pizza, and I enjoy it! 🍍🍕 PM the word Avocado
"I've never met a creature I didn't love. But I have met a few I didn't want alive." - Fizban the Fabulous
I cast teleport to and teleport to the magic circle in my house.
You pissed off Fizban the Fabulous
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
Luckily, I am in an antimagic field, so the great wizard and aspect of Bahamut cannot hurt me. I proceed to kill him while his only way to fight is weapons.
You stand in the way of the great Demon King Ganon's conquest of all existence.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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But I am microscopic, so he just steps over me.
You are fatally wounded, to die on next turn, with th stats of a commoner.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
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Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I am a beloved NPC,so the party casts wish to make me as strong as them. I am healed and given the stat block of a maxed out Lvl 20 paladin.
You are a rust monster in a world with absolutely no metal
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
Fortunately, I am a French rust monster, so I am are able to survive by eating croissants and cheese.
A Mind Flayer is eating your brain. It is already halfway through his meal.
I’m stupid and he starved to death
you are in a fight with vecna
As in, a random guy named Vecna who hasn't eaten or sleeped in 2 weeks and is knocked out in 1 hit.
I am cooking a nice snack of the souls of the innocent in my humble home, wondering if I'm gonna need to go to the grocery store for eye of newt and dried locust shells.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Um, since that has nothing to do with me and kind of seems like a "Kill the player above you" thread, I guess I sit around at home and survive.
A storm is brewing: It is brewing you! in its cauldron, which is electrified and is heated up to 1,000 degrees celcius.
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*(GP), thought I was in kill for a second. My bad.*
I have fire and lightning damage immunity due to my overpowered race the DM made a mistake approving.
You have been polymorphed into an ice cube and are being left in the sun.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ