I crush up the brick because I rolled a nat 20 strength check.
Your being stuffed into a suit that is not made for any humanoid body. Your legs are already snapped in half. If you don't react fast your eyes will be forced out of their sockets and every bone in your body will break.
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DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
You are falling from 1 km in the air and you are a commoner. Additionally the place you will impact is sharp metal spikes.
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Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
A giant bird picks me up and takes me to it's nest.
You are bleeding out from multiple stab and arrow wounds
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DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
Yes, my name is dead now because I changed it. What's your name?
Mass extinction occurs.
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Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
Once again, I am a barbarian! I rage, and the mass quantity of pure adrenaline starts my heart, allowing me to safely teleport into the far realm because who cares anyways now what we are doing?
The moment you respond to this message, your character dies permanently.
A case of true vaccuum obliterates every plane and demi plane ever, and you are a mindless frog that nobody cares about, but you are completely immune to all magic, not that true vaccuum is magic.
The Red Wizard was just testing! He uses a tablet of reawakening on me!
You stab yourself with a Red Wizard Blade! There is no way to make a tablet of reawakening, and there are none left. Plus, every single god hates you, and won't allow any divine intervention!
I crush up the brick because I rolled a nat 20 strength check.
Your being stuffed into a suit that is not made for any humanoid body. Your legs are already snapped in half. If you don't react fast your eyes will be forced out of their sockets and every bone in your body will break.
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
I am a plasmoid druid.
You are falling from 1 km in the air and you are a commoner. Additionally the place you will impact is sharp metal spikes.
Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
A giant bird picks me up and takes me to it's nest.
You are bleeding out from multiple stab and arrow wounds
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
I’m an earth elemental
You are dead
Yes, my name is dead now because I changed it. What's your name?
Mass extinction occurs.
Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
Mass extinction of mosquitoes.
You are about to be struck by lightning
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
So what? I rage. (A lightning bolt's damage is laughable for a totem barbarian.)
The campaign ends.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
But my character doesn't die in game
The grim reaper comes for you
To have a cup of tea
The world ends
Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
So what? I cast plane shift.
The whole multiverse ends! And the other multiverses too!
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
I am a seven dimensional time/space hopping little blue otter do you think I care
Your heart just stopped and you are in space with no one around for lightyears, not even aliens
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
Once again, I am a barbarian! I rage, and the mass quantity of pure adrenaline starts my heart, allowing me to safely teleport into the far realm because who cares anyways now what we are doing?
The moment you respond to this message, your character dies permanently.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
My character is a lich, they’re already dead.
you are erased from existence.
Now i’m just invisible for like an hour XD
You are dead
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
Someone casts reincarnate
You eat arsenic
I am a dwarf barbarian!
A case of true vaccuum obliterates every plane and demi plane ever, and you are a mindless frog that nobody cares about, but you are completely immune to all magic, not that true vaccuum is magic.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
I am a living mindless fog
You have 1 hp and someone casts power word Kill on you
I true polymorph into a dragon!
You die, via a special poison that blocks resurrections of any kind.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
My friend has The Tablet of Reawakening.
You are stabbed by a Red Wizard's Blade, and nobody but the Red Wizard is nearby.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
The Red Wizard was just testing! He uses a tablet of reawakening on me!
You stab yourself with a Red Wizard Blade! There is no way to make a tablet of reawakening, and there are none left. Plus, every single god hates you, and won't allow any divine intervention!
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court